Pick up lines

[pussum]

So what are your best, or some of the best pickup lines, you have ever used or heard used?

I have a few that I used regularly, but they were done jokingly way WAY after I got to know the girl. Some were lame, some were . . . not so lame. Haha.


How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled. . . or fertilized?

Hey You wanna F--- and get a pizza? (When she looks at you in disgust you say) What you don't like pizza?

Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?

Do you come here often? Because I'm about to come here right now

If you and I were squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole

Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

That dress looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you, I'd becoming too!

Hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard?

[the_riz]

lol hilarious..

might have to try the "hey baby, wanna go halves on a bastard" one if im ever single again lol!

[Hick]

"Hi there. You have any Native American Indian in you?"...."NO?"...
...."Want some?"...

[kindphriend]

Do you wash your pants with windex? Cause I can see myself in Žem.

Do you like strawberries or blueberries? (she says: X.....why?) Just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you for breakfast.

[caribbean_smoker_20]

hahaha..funny stuff.lol

[55DAYZNCOUNTIN]

Man: Do you have a quarter?
Women: Why?
Man: Cause my mom told me to call her when I fell in love!
Women: Slap!
LoL, 55:D

[Rehab is for Quitters]

Okay, here is one that I heard in a bar one night.... (I am female btw)

'Is there such thing as love at first sight or should I walk by you again?'

WEAK!!!

But my college roommate heard my all time favorite 'pick up' line to date:

'Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and my penis?' To which she replied 'no'. And her horny suiter then asked, 'then would you like to go on a picnic with me?'

To all you guys, if ANY of these lines have worked for you, then you have my ultimate respect!!! :p

[fatman]

sitting bar with friend one night and this looker came in and my friend just keeps staring at her.she says whut u looking at he says iv been in japan for 3 years and just not use to seeing pretty round eyed girls.worked for him.lol:rolleyes: