Kill me now!

[SmokinMom]

So I have this guy on my instant messanger. We were boyfriend/girlfriend back in 9th grade. We've managed to keep in touch for 22 yrs.

Right now I have him professing his undying eternal love to me. He's married to someone, I'm married and have 3 kids. So this is just very odd!

In another window I have him and Pranic talking about some really wild stuff. :hubba:

Heaven help me!

:spit:

[Mr.Wakenbake]

wow ....you msut of .ade an impression on him.
guys like that can spell trouble...i would hope you tell him to move on and grow up.
anyways sm pm me sometimes...so we can chat

[MrPuffAlot]

Smokinmom..

he just want some nookie...

mind if I ask some typical questions??
like: height? weight? hair/eye color..

im curious...

thank you

[KingKahuuna]

Here we go,

I knew sooner or later, I would see a hit on mom thread. LOL ---Not that that is a bad thing you realize, but can be a lot of fun. What ya say to that Mom ??
smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

[MrPuffAlot]

pardon my internet leg humping.

i can't help myself

[Runbyhemp]

He's married to someone, I'm married and have 3 kids. So this is just very odd!

Not odd at all. Sounds like a clown. Send him on his merry way

[Flyinghigh]

That right send him on his way!!
Dont' want to hurt your marrage and the family thing that you got going on!!

You got the grow going on, don't want to UPSET Those Wonderfull female girls you got,
by this Guy wantting some nookie!!

[Mutt]

pardon my internet leg humping.

i can't help myself

HAHAHAHAHA

but..seriously ma...I know your husband might get a lil ticked off if he found out. Might want to set some boundries there. Also make sure you don't leave your conversations logged on your IM program. They have it in your settings to not save conversations....don't want your hubby "finding" it.
But what might seem "fun" and "harmless" could enevetably hurt your other half.

[TheStickyIcky]

Sounds like the guy is going through a midlife crisis. lol.

[SmokinMom]

Haha. ;)

I've had him on my instant message for years. He even talks to my hubby. So I guess you can say they are friends too.

The conversation got even crazier when he told me he goes both ways! And that he was even doing that while we were dating at the ripe old age of 15. YUCK! So now there is a big ewww factor going on, and I must say I got angry knowing I was taken advantage of that way. Mama don't put up with that sort of thing!

So there ya have it. My early morning drama. Hahaha.

[Mutt]

Can we say WAY!!!! too much info....:p

[SmokinMom]

Can we say WAY!!!! too much info....:p

Yep I completely agree! I do wish I had known before I decided to date him. Thank goodness I didn't catch HIV or something like that!!!

:holysheep:

[bombbudpuffa]

The conversation got even crazier when he told me he goes both ways!So you have an lnfatuated homosexual putting the moves on you?!? Priceless...lol.

[SmokinMom]

So you have an lnfatuated homosexual putting the moves on you?!? Priceless...lol.

:spit:

Maybe he wants both me and my husband?

:giggle:

Thanks but no thanks!!!!

[Buju]

All I can say is WOW.

I would distance myself from the person, mom. lol

[bombbudpuffa]

Maybe he wants both me and my husband?Maybe he's using you to get to your husband...lol.

[SmokinMom]

All I can say is WOW.

I would distance myself from the person, mom. lol

Yep! Thank goodness he lives 1000 miles away!!!

[Buju]

Maybe he's using you to get to your husband...lol.

puffa may be on to something :)

[SmokinMom]

Maybe he's using you to get to your husband...lol.

:spit: I literally just spit my water on my screen.

[Mutt]

I'm on the verge of closing this thread.:holysheep: tell the guy to join adultfreindfinder if thats the way he wants to swing. Just tell him your swing is only built for two. :p

[SmokinMom]

Hahahaha. Sorry about that Mutt. I just had to vent somewhere.

I must say that everyone here did a good job of cheering me up and that I am feeling a lot better now. Thanks everyone!

:D

[bombbudpuffa]

I'm on the verge of closing this thread.:holysheep: tell the guy to join adultfreindfinder if thats the way he wants to swing. Just tell him your swing is only built for two. :pLol...Mutt are you a homophobe? Just j/k. I think this is he funniest thing i've read all day. I can't stop laughing:D.

[SmokinMom]

Me too. It is pretty funny now isn't it. :giggle:

[bombbudpuffa]

Glad it's you and not me but yeah...funny.

[Mutt]

Lol...Mutt are you a homophobe? Just j/k. I think this is he funniest thing i've read all day. I can't stop laughing:D.

Naw man, just don't like to know the details. :spit:
I was kidding about closing the thread. This is moms section. She can decide when it goes to far.
but my gawd....I'd flip if I was ma's hubby. Just keep me out that conversation and my wife too. :p

[KingKahuuna]

You guys crack me up,
Mom's a smart girl, so no worries there. You guys should remember as you get closer to ever getting married. Your gonna see someone thinking of making a few moves, but the real clincher is what does she want you to do about it ?
That's a rough thought.

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

[caribbean_smoker_20]

:spit:

Maybe he wants both me and my husband?

:giggle:

Thanks but no thanks!!!!

ROFL.LOL.

[Pranic]

nah he wanted some online action so he didn't have to go watch his video tapes... haha... he was kinda werid.. but it's all good.. sadly now he's on my messanger list.. lol

[SmokinMom]

Haha, you may have to block him too. ;)

[Dewayne]

..WOW lol, very very interesting read. couldn't stop lauhging at one part lol.

~Burn One~
Dewayne

[Pranic]

if only you got to read the conversation after mom left..... you'd prolly bust a gut