how to pass a random D.O.T. drug test

[joe blow]

Ahh...Synthetic pee, Quick Fix

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[notthecops]

Yup, they do work. But if you get a guy like I had.....................

He'd stand over your shoulder and actually WATCH YOU PEE. Their was NO WAY I could have used something like that. I did a piss test every month for 18 months, in the US, and smoked every day. Those drinks worked like a charm, for me and my wife.

[Goldie]

Well, don`t feel bad - sometimes they come in & watch the women, too. :(

[mikey]

i bet they get off with that one :O