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allgrownup
09-08-2007, 06:34 AM
..... a butt's beauty is in eye of the one who seize it.
SmokinMom
09-08-2007, 06:44 AM
:spit:
THE BROTHER'S GRUNT
09-08-2007, 09:08 AM
Confusious say those who go to bed with ichy butt wake up with stinky finger. :p
MrPuffAlot
09-08-2007, 12:03 PM
... if the streets are clean, go down town.
caribbean_smoker_20
09-08-2007, 06:16 PM
LOL...I sense a certain connotative meaning here...:p
BluntFullOfKush
09-08-2007, 06:39 PM
Oh hell yea keep the Confusious Say going, havent herd it sence the chat room waz still up
Confusious Say:
Man who stands on toilet is high on pot. :p
Runbyhemp
09-08-2007, 06:57 PM
Confusious Say: War not determine who's right, war determines who's left
the_riz
09-08-2007, 07:04 PM
Confusious say modern wars are fought for oil... how many people did your car kill today?
louis
09-08-2007, 07:13 PM
Confusious say:
Baseball wrong. . . man with four balls cannot walk.
Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.
Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
BluntFullOfKush
09-08-2007, 08:36 PM
Confusious say: Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
that waz funny as hell got me over here passing the blunt im chocking:spit: good 1
allgrownup
09-08-2007, 10:01 PM
Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.
allgrownup
09-09-2007, 06:30 AM
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
pimpwithalimp21
09-09-2007, 11:46 AM
two wrongs not make right, but two rights make U-turn
man who shoot off mouth, must expect to lose face
man who snort coke, get bubbles up nose
support bacteria - is only culture some people have
man who smoke pot, choke on handle
man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion
THE BROTHER'S GRUNT
09-09-2007, 11:57 AM
Think twice before burdening a friend with a secret ;)
clever_intuition
09-09-2007, 02:13 PM
Confusious Say - Don't kill mosquito with cannonball:rolleyes:
berserker
09-10-2007, 01:55 AM
The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.
The superior man, when resting in safety, does not forget that danger may come. When in a state of security he does not forget the possibility of ruin. When all is orderly, he does not forget that disorder may come. Thus his person is not endangered, and his States and all their clans are preserved.
thats sun tzu isn't it?
berserker
09-10-2007, 02:17 AM
thats sun tzu isn't it?It is confucius.
THE BROTHER'S GRUNT
09-11-2007, 11:28 AM
Man who go to bed eating crackers wake up feeling crummy. :D
Runbyhemp
09-11-2007, 12:11 PM
What the superior man seeks is in himself; what the small man seeks is in others.
THE BROTHER'S GRUNT
09-12-2007, 10:45 AM
Before you embark on a journey of revenge, dig two graves.
MrPuffAlot
09-12-2007, 11:04 AM
... If it goes up, it goes in...
or did I say that?? hmmm
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