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[J_4]

Hello everyone, I'm not sure if I'm able to post this, though I'll do it anyway because I've been searching for a forums site that could maybe help me out...

I don't smoke weed, I use to...though I don't like it anymore, I smoke cigarettes from time to time, though that’s about it. I'm a dealer in training, and I just wanted to know; what accessories do I need to be a professional dealer?

Also, I'm not familiar with weights either, could someone put up a list of weed weights or something?

Sorry to sound like a total noob about all this, though I only know the basics.:o

[Bubby]

Probably not the forum for you.

This place is geared more towards teaching personal smokers how to grow their own.

Check out the rules.

9. The sale of marijuana or the discussion of sales is not allowed here.

[louis]

We don't talk about dealing around here. Causes too many busts.

[MrPuffAlot]

ROFL you have to be kidding

[J_4]

Probably not the forum for you.

This place is geared more towards teaching personal smokers how to grow their own.

Check out the rules.

Oh. Ok...Yeah, usually weed forums are like that...though do you know where I could maybe get this type of information by any chance?

[MrPuffAlot]

a professional dealer.. ROFL..

how about buying a digtal scale and a clue???

hahahahaa

[louis]

Ask around. Talk to dealers. if you can get large amounts, you should be able to talk to the people. If you don't trust your source, you got bigger problems ahead.

[J_4]

a professional dealer.. ROFL..

how about buying a digtal scale and a clue???

hahahahaa

You're not very nice...

[MrPuffAlot]

Let me give you some advice..

I presume you are a young man,
You dont smoke, and dont even smoke cigarettes.. (dont start if you haven't)

DO NOT DO IT.. why??

1. You will be no more than the "FALL" guy. THE "female dog" boy

2. You will end up on the SHORT end of the stick one way or another

3. You will end up ruining your life for who?? your PIMP hustler? worse
be killed..

[louis]

I agree you are gonna get ripped off, alot. If you're dealing sooner or later you're gonna end up in a circle of gang bangers. And my guess is puff was right on with #3. Problem is, it's more likely you'll get the latter.

[J_4]

Let me give you some advice..

I presume you are a young man,
You dont smoke, and dont even smoke cigarettes.. (dont start if you haven't)

DO NOT DO IT.. why??

1. You will be no more than the "FALL" guy. THE "female dog" boy

2. You will end up on the SHORT end of the stick one way or another

3. You will end up ruining your life for who?? your PIMP hustler? worse
be killed..

Hmm, well that’s sounds interesting…I’m pretty aware of the consequences.

I appreciate your concern, though I asked for help, not a lecture.

[louis]

I don't think anyone is trying to give you a lecture, however, why not get a real job? I mean honestly, it's not your GOAL to become a drug dealer is it?

[J_4]

I don't think anyone is trying to give you a lecture, however, why not get a real job? I mean honestly, it's not your GOAL to become a drug dealer is it?

Come on now, I didn’t ask for this, all I wanted was some help.

If I have offended you all in some way; I apologize, though it’s really hard trying to find a dealer forum.

[MrPuffAlot]

Hello everyone, I'm not sure if I'm able to post this, though I'll do it anyway because I've been searching for a forums site that could maybe help me out...

I don't smoke weed, I use to...though I don't like it anymore, I smoke cigarettes from time to time, though that’s about it. I'm a dealer in training, and I just wanted to know; what accessories do I need to be a professional dealer?

Also, I'm not familiar with weights either, could someone put up a list of weed weights or something?

Sorry to sound like a total noob about all this, though I only know the basics.:o

OK.. accessories you will need.

1. Gun and Ammo, unfortunately you will probably have to draw it.
2. Dont get high on your own supply
3. Dont give any to anyone on Credit
4. Dont get any on credit
5. Digital scale that can weigh up to at least a LBS
6. Pipe, and start smoking because you need to know the good/bad stuff
7. Running shoes, because you probably will be chased by the cops or
someone that wants to kill you.

Just another tip.. You really can't make substantial money selling
weed, unless we are talking POUNDS and POUNDS.
and at that point.. Cops catch you.. you serving 20 years min.
and Your LIFE will be on the line..

GOODLUCK. Think it through.

If you are in a bad situation and want out.. Dealing isn't the road
to take. Educate yourself and work hard.. Believe me its the best way.
and Can't be taken away by anyone.

[Mutt]

Ma ya made it this far....you can chop outa paranoia....or cowgirl up. Your at the tail end of this grow....This is what seperates the girls from the women. if'n ya know what i mean. ;)
hang in there ma...if you feel the need to chop...chop it.
If you can hack it I'd wait and see this grow to the bitter end ;)
It's all good ma...let your gut guide you. ;)

Lidten to some good tunes and toke up....and wait if I were you. ;)

[pimpwithalimp21]

I myself am of the opinion that, the majority of people on this site are here because they enjoy MJ,for what it is, and the comfort it brings. Growing your own, with the time spent and the amount of love that many give their plants, brings far more benefits in the end than u can get from making a few bucks off a sack.I myself am into this cuz i don't like dealers, they give pot smokers a bad name. Granted, someone has to do it, but if i grow my own, I don't have to support them, right?

[louis]

OK.. accessories you will need.

1. Gun and Ammo, unfortunately you will probably have to draw it.
2. Dont get high on your own supply
3. Dont give any to anyone on Credit
4. Dont get any on credit
5. Digital scale that can weigh up to at least a LBS
6. Pipe, and start smoking because you need to know the good/bad stuff
7. Running shoes, because you probably will be chased by the cops or
someone that wants to kill you.

Just another tip.. You really can't make substantial money selling
weed, unless we are talking POUNDS and POUNDS.
and at that point.. Cops catch you.. you serving 20 years min.
and Your LIFE will be on the line..

GOODLUCK. Think it through.

If you are in a bad situation and want out.. Dealing isn't the road
to take. Educate yourself and work hard.. Believe me its the best way.
and Can't be taken away by anyone.

Unless you get robbed, from the guy who knows you used to sell pot, and wants it. so think, even if you only want to do it for now, it still might get back to you years later.

Trust me. Noone is ganging up on you. Doin you a favor, is more like it.

[louis]

Ma ya made it this far....you can chop outa paranoia....or cowgirl up. Your at the tail end of this grow....This is what seperates the girls from the women. if'n ya know what i mean. ;)
hang in there ma...if you feel the need to chop...chop it.
If you can hack it I'd wait and see this grow to the bitter end ;)
It's all good ma...let your gut guide you. ;)

Lidten to some good tunes and toke up....and wait if I were you. ;)

Think you're in the wrong thread, homie. :spit:

[J_4]

OK.. accessories you will need.

1. Gun and Ammo, unfortunately you will probably have to draw it.
2. Dont get high on your own supply
3. Dont give any to anyone on Credit
4. Dont get any on credit
5. Digital scale that can weigh up to at least a LBS
6. Pipe, and start smoking because you need to know the good/bad stuff
7. Running shoes, because you probably will be chased by the cops or
someone that wants to kill you.

Just another tip.. You really can't make substantial money selling
weed, unless we are talking POUNDS and POUNDS.
and at that point.. Cops catch you.. you serving 20 years min.
and Your LIFE will be on the line..

GOODLUCK. Think it through.

If you are in a bad situation and want out.. Dealing isn't the road
to take. Educate yourself and work hard.. Believe me its the best way.
and Can't be taken away by anyone.

The extra comments where kind of funny, I know you’re serious though. Thank you very much.

I’ve been in college for three years, and this year is my third year of University, I don’t have time for a job, and this is an okay way to make money here and there, and I’d only deal with people I know.

[MrPuffAlot]

unfortunatly i seen friends take that path, and alot of bad stuff happens.
You have to be tough enough to take it and give it back.

Believe me.. If you are packing serious weight.
Low lives will set you up to rob you of a measely ounce.
and Will probably go as far to kill yo for a QP.

Just think, in that scenario, what would you do??
Can't go to the cops.
Will you retaliate?? How far will you go?? TO what extent?
Keep in mind.. many low lives litterally have NOTHING TO lose,
and would like nothing else to see you LOSE IT ALL.

Dont get caught up in it.. Its a slippery slope..

[MrPuffAlot]

The extra comments where kind of funny, I know you’re serious though. Thank you very much.

I’ve been in college for three years, and this year is my third year of University, I don’t have time for a job, and this is an okay way to make money here and there, and I’d only deal with people I know.

You gotta be fing kidding??
If you were my son, i would beat the crap out of you.

Obviously you have intelligence to be in school.
You gonna throw away your future and hard work up to Junior
year in College for a couple of bucks??

You willing to get thrown out of college and be a felon?? in worse
case scenario?? FOr a couple of freaking dollars..??

many people in college are broke.. you are the norm.
tough it out, and be wise.. SMoke when you can.
Dont throw away your life.. it would be a shame..

[Mutt]

OK.. accessories you will need.

1. Gun and Ammo, unfortunately you will probably have to draw it.
2. Dont get high on your own supply
3. Dont give any to anyone on Credit
4. Dont get any on credit
5. Digital scale that can weigh up to at least a LBS
6. Pipe, and start smoking because you need to know the good/bad stuff
7. Running shoes, because you probably will be chased by the cops or
someone that wants to kill you.

Just another tip.. You really can't make substantial money selling
weed, unless we are talking POUNDS and POUNDS.
and at that point.. Cops catch you.. you serving 20 years min.
and Your LIFE will be on the line..

GOODLUCK. Think it through.

If you are in a bad situation and want out.. Dealing isn't the road
to take. Educate yourself and work hard.. Believe me its the best way.
and Can't be taken away by anyone.

1, added 5-10 to your sentence. be careful.....
2.I agree....own supply your cuttin into yer profit
3.depends....if body gaurd or watchin your back..auto freebee ;)
4.)gettin fronted or being fronted means more risk....he's right....not a good idea.
5.Scale=intent..be careful ;)
6.)oh come on now...after a good hit of afghani...he'll know whats good or not. :p
7.) now your just being mean. :-p

[ktownlegend]

I flat out put this right out there and prove half of what these guys are saying.

I've climbed that ladder and once sat highly up top it. do'nt get me wrong, its profitable when done the correct way. and thers more risk involved then what u think. just cuz u say u konw, u really do'nt. when u walk in to ur hook ups house and see a few ppl sittin around, guns on tables, and the smell of ether in the air. all i gotta say is u better not say or do the wrong the thing. death is merely the blink of an eye. and u do need pounds and pounds, but the only way ur gonna make that money is by sellin them not as pounds, increasing ur risk factor 100%.

let me put it to u this, i still am looked to by many as the man. and still consider myself a quite respected, and street credible person. with extensive lines of credit in all parts of the city wiht just about ne dealer i meet. no i've not been busted. nor do i plan too. but i also have a job i work 40hrs a week doing what i love. and i would not trade freedom for the world. but in fact me growing where i live is worse than me selling on the side.

Take from someone u wish u were/want to be. finish ur college. and go back home. find a job that pays well with benefits.

cuz when it gets down to it, if i was to really get asked that question in life, by someone i haven't considered putting on, i would laugh my arse off. and tell them to get lost.

DEALING IS NOT SOMETHING JUST ANY ONE WILL TEACH YOU. SO STOP NOW. AND QUIT MAKING A FOOL OUT OF URSELF. (no offense)

but ur going about it all wrong. the only way ur ever gonna do that, is to end up somewhere u don't want to be.

which is where i grew up. and im glad im out.

Fire it up

KT

[Gadhooka]

I applaud many of the posts that I've read in this thread. It is commendable that so many of you are willing to go out of your way to possibly bring this misguided student J_4 back into the real world.

[Old Toby]

Man drug dealing is a very bad road to go down and can get you in alot of trouble if you dont know what you are doing especially when you know nothing about weights etc...
Its not just the law that you can get in trouble with.
If you are gonna start being a "Proffessional Dealer" you might want to buy yourself a gun.................:eek:
Why do you think we grow our own?....Because we want nothing to do with the middle man.

[jash]

i personaly think that somebody who's searching info in the web on how to became "dealer" is simply not suited for this. seems that you have no idea about hows to be involved in drugs dealing,you better continue your life and forget about "dealing" or you'll finish in jail or ripped by the "dudes" or both..

[SFC]

I take it you did not grow up on the streets brah. The dope game is not for you, not yours...

[rasta]

(I appreciate your concern, though I asked for help, not a lecture)ok f off ,,,no lecture

[SmokinMom]

Hey, what about the dealer uniform. You need the outfit for sure.

[louis]

Deffinately mom, I love to see them in that bright orange jumpsuit uniform.

[SmokinMom]

Here ya go.

[louis]

Hey, I thought it was against the rules to post pics up? Where did you get that pic of me? :p

[SmokinMom]

louis- you must say where that cool outfit came from. He must get one. Does it come in darker green? ;)

[louis]

Made it myself. Call me big money hustla! I'll make him one for $40 and a dubsack. :p

[caribbean_smoker_20]

Give me a coffee break...you all are gonna give this guy a hard time because he deals??**, there's atlaeat 20 people on this site who deal>im sure the mods know who they are...people got HPS lights up to their kazoosand we know that NO ONE can produce that much ganja and smoke it out in 3mths...man..I dont mean to sound like an silly nillybut I suggest you don't ask for help..as you can see you haven't gotten much good responses, although they are rational responses but your life choices make your consequences and we're all adults in here..i think the bashing is going too far :rolleyes:

[MrPuffAlot]

Give me a ****ing break...you all are gonna give this guy a hard time because he deals??**, there's atlaeat 20 people on this site who deal>im sure the mods know who they are...people got HPS lights up to their @$$ and we know that NO ONE can produce that much ganja and smoke it out in 3mths...man..I dont mean to sound like an @$$hole but I suggest you don't ask for help..as you can see you haven't gotten much good responses, although they are rational responses but your life choices make your consequences and we're all adults in here..i think the bashing is going too far :rolleyes:


So wheres your input..??

Whos giving the guy a hard time??

We are giving advice, to a young misguided person that happens to be
in college.

***: what kind of tips are there??
1. find a supplier
2. sell it
3. and be prepared to defend your stuff and yourself.


So what if others grow and sell it.. They arent here asking for
advice on how to be a hustler..

:cool:

[louis]

Give me a ****ing break...you all are gonna give this guy a hard time because he deals??**, there's atlaeat 20 people on this site who deal>im sure the mods know who they are...people got HPS lights up to their @$$ and we know that NO ONE can produce that much ganja and smoke it out in 3mths...man..I dont mean to sound like an @$$hole but I suggest you don't ask for help..as you can see you haven't gotten much good responses, although they are rational responses but your life choices make your consequences and we're all adults in here..i think the bashing is going too far :rolleyes:

"A man was shot today, during a drug deal. He was DOA when the pramedics arrived."

I don't want to hear that, and I don't want to hear the name "Marijuana passion" on the news. Rules are rules, they're in place for a reason. You never know how much the people around here smoke.

[Mutt]

there's atlaeat 20 people on this site who deal>im sure the mods know who they are...

Nope we don't ask and I for one don't wanna know. Dealing is taught in a school called "hard knocks" NOT online in a forum.
I ain't gonna lie, I dealt back in the day. Stuff that would have gotten me some freakin hard time.
Let me say this. If you choose this road...there are gonna be times you can't sleep, eat, and are nervous fuggin wreck dude.You don't know who's cool who's not...everything changes when you become da man.
IMHO not worth it. I found myself in the most fekked situations of my life with some whacked peeps (litterally insane) strapped. Not a good feeling dude.
TV makes it look cool n all, but I know for fact that you get this big ole lump right in the throat your knees knock a lil, and those hairs stand straight up on the back of your neck, while the whole time trying to not show fear. Nothing cool about it bro.
Finish college and have a real life dude. Make a lot of money and grow your own supply.

I will say this "MJ" is not a gateway drug...but dealing it sure as hell is. Started with an 1/8 here and there...then started found something else a heck of lot more profitable tiny but very risky. Get blinded by the $$$ and being known as da man. but ya never know whos gonna stab ya in the back.
besides easy money goes fast.

Thanks louis:
I was buzzed pretty heavy last night must clicked the wrong tab. LOL

Now for input.
Find more than 1 dealer. If ones dry go to the other in a crunch.
Don't keep all if it on you. Never know when a "freind" might jack you.
Find only a couple of "trusted" individuals to sling it for you. They never get to see what you have.
Do not keep it ALL divided up. Multiple baggies bad news. Best to divvy up what your gonna need each day, then stash the bulk in a secret spot away from your residence.
Don't get fronted...you get jacked your still responsible for the $$$. Dealers don't carry insurance for theft...except you owing them....you'll pay either with $$$ or your ***. Your pick. :p
Don't brag about the herb....just say "this what I got don't like it go somewhere else"
Don't front freinds this is business not charity. They'll get pissed but oh well.
Carry Mace or something...no guns. Unless you want to upgrade from level 1 to a pen. with dudes you don't want to be holed up with.
OK you got sound input from everyone. Think this thread is about finished. I'll leave it open but no more bad language. I do not like the talk of dealing and this site is for peeps who want to grow there own. NOT DEAL.

[caribbean_smoker_20]

Rules are rules>no one's disaggreeing to that *especially me*but you hit the man with insults and crap talk Puff..you know that..this is not what MP is about, as "we all say"<<that's what tripped me about this post..I know there's an anti-dealer culture in here but dang..give the man a break

[Grownincali420]

bottom lines are as follows..

1)dealing shouldnt be discussed here..if you cant help yourself...at least use private messages

2)it takes a different kind of person to be a "dealer".. and to be completely honest, and not mean..you being a student at a university who doesnt know what a digiscale is...you are not of that breed

3) dealing takes a very long time to build up business.if you did this now...expect no more than 100-200 a week...which is not worth it..flip some burgers at wendy's and make twice that..

4)im taking a wild guess here..but im guessing youre caucasian (so am i, so im not talking ****)..i dont think you'll have the best of luck finding any product.basically..you dont even burn, so a white college looking kid trying to buy weight? you'll be viewed as a NARC and no one will want to do business with you.

5)adding to what mr puff alot says...EXPECT to be jacked..of your money,dank,or both...people are out there to take whats yours. Also..people will ALWAYS think you have something on you...even when you stop dealing..so you may be jacked a year after youre out of business..you dont have what they want or expected?? you MAY be shot.

6)if you still are stubborn enough to want to start up in the game in your mid 20's heres the basics..scale,bags,supplier,product,steady buyers,A JOB (you need a front for where this dough is coming from),and a home safe (you'd be dumb to deposit 500 dollars into your bank account made up of 20's and 10's)


but i would heed advice from all of us who have walked that block

the stress is not worth the pocket change.

[ktownlegend]

put it this way didn't any one read my post? thats how it is. no if's ands or buts.

Mutt lock the thread so no one can post any more. this is a ridiculous thread that shouldn't have ever been started. quite honestly all the bad mouthing i've read in the so called advice the rest of u have posted i find rude and offensive. considering i kinda am/ was that guy. its cool to be concerned its cool to put in your opinion, but when it gets down to it.

If you haven't done it, if ur not the guy making the money in the long run, u don't have any room to speak. cuz thats y most of u started growing to begin with.

So please. close the thread and end this retarded discussion.

[allgrownup]

"Sales" is my career. No not drugs people (Sheesh) How can you possibly offer a product in which you know nothing about? Quality, Type, Taste, Value.........

Smoking is a hobby for me. It is an expensive hobby, whether you grow it or buy it.

But to think you are going to set up a network to sell and make money when you have no knowledge regarding your product is just plain foolish. You'll more than likely end up trying to push sheety weed off on your friends, and pressuring people to unload your dirtweed, and well....thats not cool.

If your going to get involved pushing someone elses product, your just walking a road that will lead you to an 8' X 8'. (if thats what size they are, LOL i wouldn't know....Seriously!)

If you want to fully appreciate what it is your selling, than start smoking man. grow your own.

Oh....by the way, go tell your parents your pissing THEIR HARD EARNED MONEY away while you still have some respect with them, cuz if you choose this road, you'll never have it again. If you have a felony on your record, you college degree is worthless. Nuf said

[Mutt]

Well as "da man" that is gonna close this thread :p
I will leave on this last note.
Ktown is right....its a rough path and not for the "light-hearted"
This forum does not like discussion of dealing.
You did get some sound advice.
So good luck and watch yer sixer.