OK, How can you lose a food fight?

[Stoney Bud]

Hey, piture this. You're high as seven muthas and some people tell you they're gonna start throwin food at ya.

OK, I gotta tell you right here man, I'm runnin around with my mouth hangin open. Oh ****, that looks like a moonpie, uh, uh, uh,,,,,,,,got it!

Freakin cellophane.

OK, hey, that's a hot dog.....looks like mustard.......****!

missed it.

Hey, hey! Over here! now, now

Hey, look at that **** on my shoe. That kinda looks like cheese cake

OK, hey, no, it's ok, that part still looks good.......

Slaaaaaawwp! In the fuckin ear man. ****, that wasn't funny.

Hey, is that more cheese cake? Is that cherries? Hey, ****, that's a good shot man!

Damn, I'm gettin a bellyache.....

OK, I give.....I'm done man. I got take home. All the **** over me.

So,

How do you figger that? How'd I lose?

[spliffy]

lol thats great.

[indochoker]

stoney ur soo high ur acting like ur on speed lol

[Stoney Bud]

stoney ur soo high ur acting like ur on speed lolI don't need no stinkin speed man!

Hell no, I'm way too freakin old to be doin speed. ****, if my Doctor knew I was doin speed, she'd chase me for two miles.....I'd still win....Ha!

No, seriously, you should see my Doctor.

She's 6 foot 10.

She's really a very nice person.

She is VERY strong.

Big fingers too...........jeeeeeeez

The womens got an unnatural instinct to look into crevices. Kinda freaked me out until I got to know her.

All that white....I hate hospital places...

Best is to never get in one.

[Mutt]

The womens got an unnatural instinct to look into crevices. Kinda freaked me out until I got to know her.


Last physical I had, I asked "what no dinner and a movie first?":D

[puffadder]

Had my prostate checked. I kept lookin to make sure the doc didn't have a hand on both my shoulders. Then, when I got the bill, I was sure he did.

[indochoker]

man i hadda get physicals every year when i played football for my highschool then i went to homeschool so i could get and work man those were the days gettting high in my truck before the game then throwing up after!lol!

[skunk]

the last time i had a physical i had sex a week previously (one of those times youre out of vaseline) anyways i had abig sore on the side of my footlong and the female nurse ask me if i had any sores or anykinds of pain. i replied i sure do right on my footlong . she then ask me to pull it out so i did then all the sudden it was in her hand and she was looking at it very close oh my god you wouldnt imagine what i was thinking that she was gonna do next. but nope she just said looks like we need to get a skin sample just incase it is a transmitted disease and i said nope thats okay i know exacly what it is . but anyway i had a good time telling the old lady about it when i got home and trying to hold her back from taking a visit to my docs lol.