Story Time !!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read Stoned)

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

This is the story of Fred:guitar: and ED:clap: .
Fred and ed are happy fellows, they are always laughing, Eating, playing music, and having a good time. The only time they arent happy, is when they cant smoke:ccc: there sweet ganja.
On a fine day in march, everything was going great. Fred got off work early, and didnt hit any traffic on the way home. ED got the high score on Halo earlyer that day, and won 50 bucks on a scratch off.:yay: .
so everything was great, and as Fred pulled into the drive way; all he could think about was the phat bowl he was about to smoke.:bongin: .

Fred walked up the steps, and in the front door. As he walked in he smelled a sweet familar smell. This smell led him back to his roomates room; where he found his roomate smoking the last of Freds stash.:bong2:
This enraged fred beyond belief, he yelled "HOW COULD YOU ED?" "YOU KNOW I ALWAYS HAVE TO SMOKE WHEN I GET HOME"
Ed replied " Chill man,:chillpill: we can get more no worries."
"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY, YOU INCONCIDERATE POT HEAD!!" Said Fred.
The argument was getting heated:argue: , back and forth they argured, untill Ed said "fine man, ill get you your Fix"
"Make the Call!" Yelled Fred.
Ed jumped on the phone and decided to call Fronz, Fronz was a buddy of Eds that he knew back in high school, in 72'. He always has the cronic thought Ed.
"ring.....ring....No answer......Ring.....ring.......... Answer!!!:woohoo:
Fronz Picks up:afroweed: "Hello?"
"Hey man, its ED I was just wondering if you could Hoo...."
Fronz interupts " dude just come over, i cant talk right now, see you when you get here" "Click".

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Ed sighs, and hangs up the phone.
"Fred we have to go over to Fronz's and pick up the stuff, hes busy"
"YOUR KIDDING , I NEED TO SMOKE NOW!! and i hate going over there, the smell of his cats drive me crazy:hairpull:!!!" says fred.
"Nope we got to go, now lets go before he leaves. Lets jump on the space lamas, that will get us there quick.""

so Pissed off Fred and Optimistic Ed Jump on the Lamas and ride off to Fronz's:lama: :lama: "yeee haawww"

They arrive at fronz house. They knock on the door and Fronz opens:afroweed: . "Sup Fellas, Hows it kickin?"
"Not good" says Fred " Sir Tokes alot Here smoked all my dope!, and i need to smoke up right NOW!.
Fronz looks up, peering through his red tinted Lennon Spec's and says "Bummer dude. I hate to burst whatever bubble you have left, but im all out of the Dro man; sold the last bag about 5 mins ago.
Fred Freaks:hairpull: . he grabs a chair on the front porch and smacks ED in the face:hitchair: .
Halfway through the Beat Down, Fronz :afroweed: speaks up and says
" dont get your undies in a bundel yet, the dude i get it from just harvested some Dumpster Nuggs, he will hook you up for sure"
"Really?" says Fred; as ed is stumbling back to his feet, and then also says "Rewally"
"Ya dudes, he lives out in the country ;about 6 miles from here, ill hook you up with directions.......

So Angry Fred:mad: and Beat up Ed:eek: walked back out to there Space ....

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

Lamas. They jumped on, and rode off :lama: :lama: in search of there Dumpster Nuggs.

About 3 miles into there trip they run into a strange Fellow :batman:. he has a few men around him.
They decided to stop, and see if he knew how much further.
"Hey Sir" Says Fred.
:batman: " I wana Rock and roll alllll night...and party every day""" says the strange fellow.
"Pardon?" says Fred.
"Hey guys, Im BathMan; and these are my Groupies:headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2: :headbang2: , Im with the Music group (Bathman Washes Robin) or BWR as my groupies call it."
"Uhhh ok?" says fred. "What are you doing out here?:confused2:
Bathman replys "were on the North BWR tour, our bus broke down, so were groovin all the way to our next gig"
"Riiiiiight" says Fred, "well do you know how much further till we start seeing the farms?
" Ya bros, 3 miles up the road, right after you see our tour bus, its the one with all the Bats in the Tub on it; you cant miss it"
" ok thanks man, we bes be going now" says Fred"

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

Fred :guitar: and Ed:clap: Jump back on there Lamas:lama: and head down the road untill they see the bus, :rofl: :rofl: they get a kick out of the Bat Bath logo on the bus.
They arrive at the Country Farm. They walk to the door, and raise a big horse shoe Door Knocker "Knock Knock"
Mr. Old Macdonald :farm: Answers the door. "hey Fellas, how can i help you?"
Ed speaks up and says" ya, Fronz sent us over, hes fresh out; and says you can help?"
" you two arent cops are ya?:cop: :cop: ???"
"Hell no" says Ed and Fred.
"Alrighty, meet me around back" says Mr. Old Macdonald.

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

Fred and Ed walk around back, and meet Mr. Macdonald :farm: at his Big Barn. He slides open the door, and Fred and Eds jaw's both drop:shocked: :shocked: .
The Room is filled with Stinky plants, Each row has a sign hanging listing the strain of each plant.
"Omg" Screams Fred at the top of his lungs:yay: !!!
" 960 Plants, 7 different strains, all in a SOG" says mr. Macdonald.:farm: , "What can i do yall in for?"
Fred and Ed are both speechless and drooling:stoned: :stoned: "Uhhhhh".....
"How about we smoke first, then you can decide what you want?" says Macdonald.
Fred and Ed Both Nod simutamously,:laugh: :laugh: .

Macdonald grabs a fat 1 pound bag of Kush, then he grabs a Ez Wider. Rolls up the most perfect joint anyone had ever seen in 10 seconds flat.:tokie:

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

He sparks up a zippo, and takes a strong ,thick hit off the joint. The cherry is just ablazing.:ccc: He passes it to his left, fred Quickly grabs the fat joint from macdonalds hands. he shoves the Joint to his lips and rips it like he hasnt seen Mary in 5 years. :joint4:
he rips it a few times, and then Passes the Joint to Ed:48: .
Macdonald says, "go ahead and finish that one boys, ill pack up the bong. you have got to try this Dumpster Nugg i just Cured"

Ripped Fred:stoned: And Blazed Ed:huh: Just stair and nod. they finsh the joint and before its even out good, Macdonald:farm: Pops up and shoves a bong in front of them. Ed Takes the first Riiip:bong: . He fills his lungs, pulls the slide, and coughs like a freshman smoking weed for the first time.
The look on Eds Face said "wow":eek: .
Fred Grabs the bong,:bong1: while laughing at Ed, He puts his mouth to the bong. he lights it up, $ucks it up,:bong2: then coughs like a girl bonging a beer for the first time

[stunzeed]

Said in the voice from the Chinese Restaraunt drive through in "Dude Wheres my Car"



AND THEN??????????????


stunzeed..

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

Ed cracks up laughing:rofl: , fred sits and chokes for a few seconds, then passes the bong to :farm: . Macdonald says'' So whats it going to be boys"???
Fred and Ed Stare blankly at one another, they are Ripped beyond belief....
"Kush" Says Ed......"Dumpster" says fred.... "Kush"...."DUMPSTER"....."KUSH"....."DUMPSTERRRR!!!":argue:

"GUYS GUYS!" SAYS macdonald, " easy fellas, no need to argue. how abouts you two just take the "Kushy Dumpster"???

....."Kushy Dumpster"??:confused: :D :D

"Ya, kushy dumpster" says Mr. Old Macdonald. its a cross breed that i made last year. I could never decide if i wanted to smoke kush or dumpster..kush or dumpster....so i made the ultimate smoke.""

"Nooo way" says fred, "will Take it" says Ed.
Fred n Ed decide to grab a pound of his freshest Kushy Dumpster, Mac. decides to cut the dudes a break and sells them a pound for $400 even.
They all shake hands, and Fred and Ed Leave with a Pound, and a New connection. "No more middle man" Thinks Fred.
" Stoned Lama Riding" Thinks Ed.:stoned:
The two jump onto there space Lamas:lama: :lama: and ride off into the setting sun.

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Just when fred and Ed are almost home, they spot 2 :cop: :cop: .'s
" Oh noooo" says Fred......"Yeeehaw Stoned Lama Riding" Says ED.
Fred and Ed; both kick there space lama's. The Lamas let out a loud " LaaahaaaMaaaa" and start galloping into the air. They zip, and dive through the air, swooping and swishing through the clouds.
They spot there home, they dive down and land the Lamas in there "Space Lama Parking Only Spot". They hop off and run inside.

"Whoo close one, eh Ed" says Fred" "Ohhh ya buddy ,real close" says Ed.
They sit down on the couch, dump out the bag of Kushy Dumpster, and they pack it nice and neatly into jars.

Fred Grabs a Bong, Ed Grabs a Joint roller........They Give each other the Death stare!!!! :evil: :evil: Whats it going to be?????
. They bust out laughing:rofl: :rofl: and say " God were Stoned!!!"
They end up Packing two fat Bongs:bong1: :bong1: , They rip the life out of the bongs:bong: :bong: . ....

[stunzeed]

Said in the voice from the Chinese Restaraunt drive through in "Dude Wheres my Car"



AND THEN??????????????


stunzeed..


LOL you were still writing it...... heheheh


Stunzeed..

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

Then They roll a joint and call it "BOB":tokie: .
They spark "Bob":48: ...And Smoke The Night Away.

They both realize how lucky they are to have a buddy to smoke with, how lucky they are to have space Lamas ( ED), and they realize that they just bought some of the Bombest Bud 2 buddies could buy.
Till Next time......Thats all...........

Staring Fred_:guitar: and ED_:clap:

" No Space Lamas were Hurt during the making of this short story......Bathman Washes Robin Made it to there next gig and Rocked and rolled all night long.......

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

Thanks for the thanks.
Lol, i started out with an ending in mind....but it ended wayy different than i first thought. It peiced it self together nicely. enjoy, its a fun little read...makes me laugh and i wrote it.

[octobong007]

no offence, but this post is SUPPOSED to be under the proper catagory, which sure aint indoor growing, it needs moved to the coffee table.

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

Mr. Macdonald:farm: is an Indoor Grower, and hes been growing it for 40+ years. I think it should be in indoor growing.

And the man who wrote this is an indoor grower, just like :farm:, and we would both like to share it with other indoor growers :) but w/e.

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

Thought of another short story, ill save it for tonight though.

[KBA in CT]

Haha man your awesome. That story was straight.

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

soo i was asked to make another edition of fred and ED..but to focus on Mr. Old Macdonald......should I?

[Runbyhemp]

And they reckon parkingjoe is mad :rolleyes: :p

[Ekoostik_Hookah]

ha....

[dmack]

That was so cool of a story. thanks bro. for the laugh

[dmack]

soo i was asked to make another edition of fred and ED..but to focus on Mr. Old Macdonald......should I?
Yes please, mooooooooreee

[ctrain18]

im not gonna lie im a little disappointed in that story seeing as how it took me 10 mins to read and went nowhere