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KingKahuuna
11-25-2007, 05:16 AM
Well Alright now,
I get some kind of happy whenever I come to this site that I might as well put up a hammock.
The idea was tossed out to me, BUT I think that we, (meaning everyone), might consider all working together to create a healthy list of safe practices when it comes to smoking and traveling, smoking at home, what to do if pulled over. etc-etc

This idea is not so much for those of us who are already practicing how to be safer, BUT for those that are maybe not so up on how to be careful and smooth about MJ.
I am asking cause I think we can all put something together that would be most benificial to the younger folks, I mean we should pass on our knowlege wouldn't you agree ?

I'm going to start it, and please everyone join in.

1. If your going to do a bit of driving or traveling, then don't risk carrying a pipe or your hooka, (LOL) with you. It's called paraphenilia, and will advertise that you are looking to get rousted, (busted).
Instead, consider rolling a couple of hoobers that you can slip into a top pocket and have fast easy access to. The reasoning behind this is if you saw the lights come on behind you, you have time to munch them, and bingo then your clean. You can breath easy, relax, and by the time it's all over with you might be bummed you had to munch, BUT your going to be happy again soon enough. LOL

2. Your friend just turned you onto a 1/4 ounce or so, and your going to be heading to the OL' Homestead. Before you leave, consider how you will transport your stash. Consider Rolling up your bag, and place it in your shorts right above your jewels, before you step out into the public look in the mirror, and make sure it is well contoured to your body. The reasoning behind this suggestion is that in the event that you might get frisked, remember that john-law can pat your pockets and will even reach in them. They can and most likely will run their thumbs around your waistband. BUT they are not allowed to touch your fruit in any way. PERIOD...

3. Your in your auto or with a friend that is driving, and the Law just pulled up next to you, or is even a couple of cars away, and is looking in your direction. Don't go into borderline panic, and stare straight ahead. If you do that, everyone will figuere that you got something to hide. Whoops !! You might try some simple distractions that are hilarious and I have had a lot of fun doing. Consider singing out loud with a terrible voice, I mean really off key, or perhaps nose mining to such a degree that anybody would just lose it if they were watching. Another thing that my friends and I do is to seat dance, and sing out loud. Seems to work real well.

4. Your going to burn one while on the road, but your nervous about the smell. I can certainly understand that one. Here is a rather strong fix if the car definitly smells like you just burned an ounce. Consider putting a few tablespoons of pinesol into a sandwich bag and tying it closed. keep it on the floor of your ride on top of a plastic mat or a piece of ol carpet, and if you see the potential for getting pulled over, stomp on it, and roll your window down to circulate the air around your ride.
WARNING: be careful with pinesol as that stuff is so strong it will make your eyes water up fast if you use too much, I suggest start out with a small amount at first and make a few trial runs.

OK, Lets keep this one alive and going, WHO else has some great thoughts and ideas ?

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

Ekoostik_Hookah
11-25-2007, 05:56 AM
"""1. If your going to do a bit of driving or traveling, then don't risk carrying a pipe or your hooka, (LOL) with you. It's called paraphenilia, and will advertise that you are looking to get rousted, (busted).
Instead, consider rolling a couple of hoobers that you can slip into a top pocket and have fast easy access to. The reasoning behind this is if you saw the lights come on behind you, you have time to munch them, and bingo then your clean. You can breath easy, relax, and by the time it's all over with you might be bummed you had to munch, BUT your going to be happy again soon enough. LOL""

Just dont breath on the Cop !!!!!! LoL that made me laugh so hard, when i thought of that.

Ekoostik_Hookah
11-25-2007, 06:11 AM
Lets see,
~Dryer sheets in your air vents work well.

~ If you know your about to get pulled over, whip your bowl as far as you can into the woods.(if you have a bowl). Try to do it so he doesnt see you whip it , even if you think he can see, whip the pipe without sticking your arm out the window.( if you think you can get away with keeping the pipe...be my guest)
~ If you are pulled over: stay as calm as you can, Be Respectfull, Dont argue, Dont be a smart @ss.
~ Know your rights like you know your S.S.
~ when smoking, avoid main roads, college towns.
try to stick to back roads that arent busy. the country is a great place.
~ Dont give the police a reason to pull you over!!!: Make sure all lights work, make sure your plates arent Exspired. Dont speed!! you can get pulled over for just a ticket, and have it end up you getting searched, and charged with having a pipe and MJ.
~ when smoking, dont bake out the car. If you come to a street light, roll up the windows and turn on the Air.
NEVER STORE ANYTHING ILLEGAL WHERE YOUR IMPORTANT PAPERS ARE! ! ex, the glove box is a bad place.

If your taking bud over a border: Get a plastic easter egg, fill with bud...cram it into the egg. Then tape the egg shut well.
Melt some smelly wax, then dip the egg. let it dry, dip again and repete. once egg is dry, wrap up in a plastic bag so it doesnt reak of flowers or w/e.
This Works!!! i was searched at the canadian border, because they found a pipe we didnt know was in the car. They searched the car for like an hour, then Brought in K9. we thought we were $crewed!! The border patrol didnt find it....the K9 didnt find it, and we were sent back to the U.S.
( this is to be used for a small ammount of bud, an 1/8 or so)
This also works good for taking MJ on a plane.

KingKahuuna
11-26-2007, 05:11 AM
Thanks Heaps Hooka,
Those are some great suggestions, love the easter egg. Yeppers the dogs are not perfect, and they do miss. They respond to visual cues, I bet a doggy play toy, or a chew bone would distract them seriously, but I'm not putting my cat in the car no matter how many people think it's brilliant. LOL

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna



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