You know your a real grower when.......

[the widowmaker]

You go to the supermarket and someone says dang I can smell skunk really strong.

You lift up your fridge to find something and all that is there is a ton of hydroton.

an 8th for x amount is a rip off


.........

[0b1kinsmokey]

lol...

when ur passing a Church and see the Security lights on, and start wondering how your going to disconnect them and carry them off with Jesus watching xD

u know ur a grower when u start stealing dirt from your mama's house cuz its better than the pasty clay u got in the back


when u see a dog take a sht across the street and wonder how condusive his diet is to your grow Op- saving money on fertz of course ;)



u kno ur a grower when u spend so many hours talking about growing u need arcade games to help pass the time ;)

jk u kno i love those games

[Hick]

You go to the supermarket and someone says dang I can smell skunk really strong.
.........
HA!!!.. too funny.
I walked in the store to pay for fuel, just the other day. The chick behind the counter made "THAT" exact comment.

[POTUS]

HA!!!.. too funny.
I walked in the store to pay for fuel, just the other day. The chick behind the counter made "THAT" exact comment.

So true! The young lady who helped me at the hardware store did a "double take" at me the other day and I noticed her kind of lean my way and sniff. Her eyebrows did this "I know what you're doing" thing a few times and she really took a lot of time helping me out.

That just cracks me up!

[akirahz]

WHAT~!??! you mean you fellas got people who can smell it on you that prominently!! Was this after smoking or just being around your ladies?

[Puffin Afatty]

AK- my clothes smell that way when I come back from tending Snow White...I always say I've been deer hunting and the smell is a cover scent...hehehehee...it used to work on the old lady too, but I ab-used it too often, now when I say it she snickers to herself...(Old Lady enjoys Snow White as much as I do, although, do to jealousy, she just doesnt admit to knowing that I am the daddy) :clap:

[POTUS]

WHAT~!??! you mean you fellas got people who can smell it on you that prominently!! Was this after smoking or just being around your ladies?

I like to have a hit just before I go into the store. It makes it feel like an adventure!

[the widowmaker]

I've got a drying box in my bedroom which is probably dumb to be honest.

This morning the mrs rings me up from work moaning that she stinks of skunk and everything she has does.

Oooopps.

nevermind at least i werent there

[akirahz]

AK- my clothes smell that way when I come back from tending Snow White...I always say I've been deer hunting and the smell is a cover scent...hehehehee...it used to work on the old lady too, but I ab-used it too often, now when I say it she snickers to herself...(Old Lady enjoys Snow White as much as I do, although, do to jealousy, she just doesnt admit to knowing that I am the daddy) :clap:

Hahaha, why the need to cover it up if your old lady enjoys the snow white as well though?

[akirahz]

I like to have a hit just before I go into the store. It makes it feel like an adventure!


HHAAHA1111!! Ah yes a cosmic space journey through the old ladies and men in aprons, prob need all the inhallation i could get before i embarked :rofl:

[I'ma Joker Midnight Toker]

u know you're a grower when you go to the farm stand and they ask you for seeds....

[Hick]

I had a fatty twisted up in my cig' cellophane, in my pocket.

[the widowmaker]

You go to the gas station just to wash your hands at the pump in desperation to find something that really can take the resin off your hands after trimming.

Oh thats what i had been doing the night i stank of it, harvesting.

[Dubbaman]

you know your a grower when your collection of different shaped and sized plant potters out weighs your DVD collection :rofl:

[Puffin Afatty]

Hahaha, why the need to cover it up if your old lady enjoys the snow white as well though?

AK--just to keep it quiet. sure she smokes, she even comes home with weed from her friends from time to time, but I dont tell anyone about the shed, everyone who ever comes by the homested, thinks its a spring house. used to be a spring house. I've been growing for more than 20 years in the same shed, I have never discussed it with her, she simply doesnt ask.

Actually, I think she knows, but she has never asked me about it .as I said, she appreciates the good smoke and doesnt question the ample supply. kinda like when I bring home a deer or elk and serve up the venison. she enjoys it, but doesnt want to associate the meal with the killing of her friends of the field and woods. I'm a hunter, she is NOT so much.

it's kinda like...dont ask me the truth and I wont lie to you. :hubba:

[I'ma Joker Midnight Toker]

I've been growing for more than 20 years in the same shed, I have never discussed it with her, she simply doesnt ask.

:hubba:
20 years and hasn't asked? Wow, does she have a sister? Never even peeked once?

[4u2sm0ke]

you know your a grower when your collection of different shaped and sized plant potters out weighs your DVD collection :rofl:


Aint that the truth:rofl:

[4u2sm0ke]

HA!!!.. too funny.
I walked in the store to pay for fuel, just the other day. The chick behind the counter made "THAT" exact comment.

My kids say all the time I have been skunked..lol...I say .."must be a skunk out back"...The other day My Son said .."Dad why do skunks spray you so much"..ooops....LOL I enjoy that smell:hubba:

[tiller08]

how about walking in to a store to get baggies and the guy behind me goes nice harvest huh ? got a little paroniod so i didnt say to much just got my stuff and left and when i got back to my truck i had this leaf stuck in my hat like a feather
i got a great laugh out of that once i got home

[KingKahuuna]

LMAO,
You know your a grower when your kids ask why santa gave you liquid fish emulsion for Christmas.

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

[I'ma Joker Midnight Toker]

LMAO,
You know your a grower when your kids ask why santa gave you liquid fish emulsion for Christmas.

(and of course you don't have fish...)

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

Hehehehehehehehehehe

[akirahz]

20 years hahah, c'mon guys shes still a women.. she knows haha

[TheStickyIcky]

how about walking in to a store to get baggies and the guy behind me goes nice harvest huh ? got a little paroniod so i didnt say to much just got my stuff and left and when i got back to my truck i had this leaf stuck in my hat like a feather
i got a great laugh out of that once i got home

LOL! That made me laugh. I would have freaked. :D

[JeSus]

You know when you're a grower when you check the node distance on every since plant you encounter, marijuana or not!

You know you're a grower, when you'd rather sit in darkness, than have one less light on your babies! :D

[ivor]

i was wondering if i changed the lights to stay on 24/7 currently on 18/7 off 6/7 would this have any bad effects on my plants or would it increase futher yeild,any ideas?
currently growin 1 ww 2 ppp 2 jack herer

also only growin in multi purpose compost and was wondering if this was ok,plants doin ok but against others i have seen think they look a bit small?:confused:

[umbra]

You know you're a grower when...you go see a horor movie and you think the secret passage way would make a good place to grow.

[That crazy vancouver guy]

u KNOW u'r a grower when... someone asks you how much it would cost for ANY amount of weed... and u reply with HUH???

[0b1kinsmokey]

hahahahahaha u guys are too much <Whipes tear from eye>

i love smellin like dank and walkin into stores with my "hydro farm most valued customer" t shirt, and my rhasta hackin shoes- (for those emergency meetings with my sand bag) ;)

[KingKahuuna]

You know your a grower when you sport a tan from your lights in the dead of winter, and you haven't gone on vacation for three years. LMAO

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

[the widowmaker]

You know your a real grower when you start spotting deficiencies on your parents house plants.

You know your a real grower when you start telling your mother in law the soil for her roses has bad drainage, she should proabably add some perlite to it.

[Runbyhemp]

You know you're a grower when your house is the only one in the neighbourhood with no snow on the roof.

(Many people have been caught this way)

[JeSus]

Lol Runbyhemp :o That makes alot of sense, hadnt thought about that

[headband]

when they greet you by name & spend more money on gardening stuff for the inside of your house than the outside.
when your girlfriend starts to get jealous

[Puffin Afatty]

you know you're a grower when your car and house are snowed in and the only clean path in the 3-4 feet of snow is to your grow shed...

[hi_mikey_1]

I like to have a hit just before I go into the store. It makes it feel like an adventure!i know how you feel its as if the everything is so incredible...and you just have got to tell the next customer what you think about the product

[KingKahuuna]

You know your a grower when the local nursery treats you like your a big roller in Nevada.
smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

[Runbyhemp]

Lol Runbyhemp That makes alot of sense, hadnt thought about that
Nor did they ;)

[the widowmaker]

you know your a real grow when it becomes ok to go to the garden centre, you start thinking about perlite and propagators and watering wands and all sorts of labor saving devices.

[Puffin Afatty]

you know you're a real grower when you have sticky resin all over your face and hands when you come back from checking your crop... :rofl:

[choking_victim]

You know your a real grower when you start spotting deficiencies on your parents house plants.

You know your a real grower when you start telling your mother in law the soil for her roses has bad drainage, she should proabably add some perlite to it.


so true.


You know you're a grower when you want to move your bed into the growroom.

You also know you're a grower when you almost shed a tear on harvest day,
and especially when you think about them as your kids,

('ah man, seems like just yesterday when you girls were just -this tall-' )

[That crazy vancouver guy]

you know yer a grower when...

you haven't paid for weed in years and you smoke constantly:hubba:

[B.Green]

...You jump out of bed to go buy bottled water for the ladies, just to come home and drink tap water.. The gf always gives me crap about that one lol..

Or when she says "you love those things more than you love me", and I hesitate.. ;)

[B.Green]

Keep this one alive!

[headband]

when your attic glows and your neighbors ask why we always turn it off exactly at 1030pm

[mendo local]

you know your a grower when you go to a nursery and can tell they dont know what the hell they are doing and give them advice on better results.

[tiller08]

you know your a grower when you ask the guys at your local grow store if you can get a better discount if you buy your soil by the pallet

[Pot Belly]

You know your a grower when you go to the store, and everything you see, clothes dressers, refrigerators, freezers, filing cabinets, garden tool sheds, etc, screams at you as a good place for a stealth garden.

When you go to the hardware store, get lost in the cfl isle, comparing lumens and kelvin temperature, and forgetting what you went to the hardware store for.

When your wife yells at ya for smokin too much dope during the day, and you are only officially 'testing' how it burns, noting the color of the ash, the aroma of the smoke, and the stone it gives ya with 10 tokes. It is a responsibility that goes with the job that non-growers don't understand.

[B.Green]

When your wife yells at ya for smokin too much dope during the day, and you are only officially 'testing' how it burns, noting the color of the ash, the aroma of the smoke, and the stone it gives ya with 10 tokes. It is a responsibility that goes with the job that non-growers don't understand.

Hahahaha The girl hates when I smoke during the day, and automatically treats me like a 5 year old because she thinks i'm going to act stupid because i'm "high"...
I use that excuse alll the time.. "I've gotta see if it's done yet.. or how well it's cured.. followed by nope, gotta try again tomorrow!" lol

[Puffin Afatty]

You know you really are a grower when you are broke, no job, mortgage is in foreclosure, but you still smoke the best and wouldnt think of selling any.

[Mutt]

You know your a grower when a freind walks past your closet and your heart drops into the pit of your stomach. and thoughts of "does it smell...did I cover the fan noise well..." :p

[King Bud]

You know you're a real grower, when you go furniture shopping with a measuring tape, to make sure your fluorescents can fit inside. :x

[Mutt]

You know you're a real grower, when you go furniture shopping with a measuring tape, to make sure your fluorescents can fit inside. :x
:rofl: been there dun that one. :rofl: