Joint Rolling Contest

[bigfatpothead]

send the URL of your Youtube joint rolling video
to (LINK REMOVED BY SMOKINGMOM til Marpassion decides on this contest) by march 20 and the most viewed
video by April 20th
wins a BOX of Clear Papers

[SmokinMom]

While we appreciate your eagerness to post a contest, this is MarPassions site and any contests need to be cleared by him 1st.

You should try PMing him and seeing what he thinks.

[thestandard]

better idea would be post your very own pic by pic of your roll. what's cool about finding someone else's joint

[Hick]

Absolutely "no" members are going to be allowed to run "any" contest, that offers a prize that requires the exchange of personal information. No freebies, no prizes, no swaps, no sales.
NO EXCHANGING OF PERSONAL INFORMATION!..

What possible garauntee could you have, that it isn't LEO that you are giving your information to?? Com'on folks, use that thing for something besides just a place to hang yer hat.. ;)

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

I agree 100% with Hick. ;)

[The Effen Gee]

Although......it is kinda a good idea for a contest....maybe

...just a thought...

[jjsunderground]

how bout we just submit pics on here of our rolled joints and maybe the winner can some how get extra rep points or something. is it possible for the mods to add multiple reputation points?

[jjsunderground]

didnt have the baggage to roll a real blunt....so the fillings of a peach phillie wrapped up nicely.

[smokybear]

I think the contest could be a good idea but definately not exchanging ANY type of personal information. That would just be foolish. Just my thoughts...

[Joseph James]

yeah....thats how i roll...sup pimpin!

im sure hick can roll a joint like a true master...cmon man, lets see it!

[The Effen Gee]

I am more than willing to throw down rolling skills against ANYONE.

Bring it, I am a Certified Champion.

I have created wonderful things....

[godtea]

I'll take you on .Phillip Morris could learn a thing or four from me. yuk yuk yuk
Hey there JJ is that a one handed roll you did there?

[Joseph James]

nope...thats using both limbs, lol. ive never tried a one handed roll on anything except the snare drum.

[headband]

how about who can roll the best tulip or L??? normal J's or blunts are just to dang easy to roll. the gross's thing is that he smoked that? be a man, roll up the real stuff.

[That crazy vancouver guy]

pffffftttt with the joint rolling deal... I challenge u all to a smoke off

I GUARANTEE I can smoke more dope, and remain awake and active, than all 'a yaz... :hubba:

:p

[harvester]

pffffftttt with the joint rolling deal... I challenge u all to a smoke off

I GUARANTEE I can smoke more dope, and remain awake and active, than all 'a yaz... :hubba:

:p and what do i get when i smoke you to sleep son??????

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

I would have to take that challange if you lived next to me. ;) pffffftttt with the joint rolling deal... I challenge u all to a smoke off

I GUARANTEE I can smoke more dope, and remain awake and active, than all 'a yaz... :hubba:

:p

[godtea]

pffffftttt with the joint rolling deal... I challenge u all to a smoke off

I GUARANTEE I can smoke more dope, and remain awake and active, than all 'a yaz... :hubba:

:pIf it's good bud no one will be able to remember who the winner was .
Sounds like an idea

[Smelly Jelly]

how about a blunt rolling pic by pic im rather good at this


i dont have a camera atm =[

[TheSquirrelKing]

send the URL of your Youtube joint rolling video
to (LINK REMOVED BY SMOKINGMOM til Marpassion decides on this contest) by march 20 and the most viewed
video by April 20th
wins a BOX of Clear Papers

Well, I'm a G, at rolling. lol, but i dont have weed at the moment i dont get paid till later today.

[TheSquirrelKing]

pffffftttt with the joint rolling deal... I challenge u all to a smoke off

I GUARANTEE I can smoke more dope, and remain awake and active, than all 'a yaz... :hubba:

:p

I dont know... When my buddy bought 2 pounds, the 2 of us smoked it in like 2 days, and then we went to school, but they sent us home because we smelled so hardcore like weed, and i guess his eyes were red, but my eyes dont get red, so they didnt know i was high but i smelt like some stank! we finished it when we got home then later my homeboy bought some more.

[N1XON™]

2 pounds is a lot that could last me a nice month

[thc is good for me]

I dont know... When my buddy bought 2 pounds, the 2 of us smoked it in like 2 days, and then we went to school, but they sent us home because we smelled so hardcore like weed, and i guess his eyes were red, but my eyes dont get red, so they didnt know i was high but i smelt like some stank! we finished it when we got home then later my homeboy bought some more.

not trying to flame anyone but you did not smoke 32 oz of ganja in 2 days no matter how hardcore you think you are.

"You dont gotta lie to kick it"

[cookie]

im glad y'all can roll because i **** at it hardcore. every now and again i can get a decent one but where i dont try so often i've just never had the chance to get good... :(

P.s. i know im breaking the rules spelling this out, but why is "s u c k" censored? yes, with an "S" cause thats what i typed. it just seems a bit excessive. and its messing with my vocabulary since its to early for me to try to think of another word. and its not a cussword. its not dirty or anything. its an accurate description of black holes, vacumes, space and my rolling skills. i dont understand. :( ... delete this if you feel the need. i just had to ask.

[Timmyjg6]

How bet best one handed rolling, After i got in a crazy motorcycle wreck, i lost most control of my left hand. Moor in the wrist, but anyways i had to learn to start rolling one handed. So the hole 4 months i was in a wheel chair "Man did i flippin hate that wheel chair" i learned how to start rolling one handed. Anything from a j, to a Titian.. Its on now baby... Bring it!

[The Effen Gee]

This is really old, and took hours to make:

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[Timmyjg6]

Nice

[Joseph James]

Effen...What the hell is that?

[The Effen Gee]

That is the "Trifectus of doom"...and about $70 worth of green autobody/paint masking tape.

Three different types, all homegrown, all with hash mixed.

DOOOM!!!!

...Or sleepytime...

[TheSquirrelKing]

not trying to flame anyone but you did not smoke 32 oz of ganja in 2 days no matter how hardcore you think you are

Here are some words of inspiration for ya.
"You dont gotta lie to kick it"

Lets see, I can smoke a sweat witch is 3.5 grams in about 5-7 minutes there are 1440 minutes a day considering we was high we didn't sleep but we ate, and did alot of other **** those days, but smoked most of the day but i'll kick off 5 hours. so that's 1140 minutes, considering we smoked all blunts for all of day one and most of day two. We had a huge ******* box of white owls my friend stole from the gas-station he worked at. (yes a box filled with single gars.) so thats about 228 sweets. now that times 3.5 is 798 grams now considering 453.5 grams is a pound, and thats damn near 2 pounds already, so maybe you couldn't but i have no reason to lie to people i could give a **** about! I honestly don't care if you bealeave me, and maybe to a person so not hardore like yourself might not understand how us real G's do, but dont talk ****.

[Cole]

Absolutely "no" members are going to be allowed to run "any" contest, that offers a prize that requires the exchange of personal information. No freebies, no prizes, no swaps, no sales.
NO EXCHANGING OF PERSONAL INFORMATION!..

What possible garauntee could you have, that it isn't LEO that you are giving your information to?? Com'on folks, use that thing for something besides just a place to hang yer hat.. ;)





EXACTLY!!!

[Cole]

Lets see, I can smoke a sweat witch is 3.5 grams in about 5-7 minutes there are 1440 minutes a day considering we was high we didn't sleep but we ate, and did alot of other **** those days, but smoked most of the day but i'll kick off 5 hours. so that's 1140 minutes, considering we smoked all blunts for all of day one and most of day two. We had a huge ******* box of white owls my friend stole from the gas-station he worked at. (yes a box filled with single gars.) so thats about 228 sweets. now that times 3.5 is 798 grams now considering 453.5 grams is a pound, and thats damn near 2 pounds already, so maybe you couldn't but i have no reason to lie to people i could give a **** about! I honestly don't care if you bealeave me, and maybe to a person so not hardore like yourself might not understand how us real G's do, but dont talk ****.


Not to offend you but...who cares how much bud you smoke?

[SIZE=5] SIZE]

[Thorn]

Tell me about it, there was a thread on here a while back about the swearing and what was blanked out and a lot of people mentioned this about 's u c k'. I have seen other words (beginning with S and B) around this site that are far more offensive and are NOt blobked out so i dunno whats with that. but hey i just roll with it..

P.s. i know im breaking the rules spelling this out, but why is "s u c k" censored? yes, with an "S" cause thats what i typed. it just seems a bit excessive. and its messing with my vocabulary since its to early for me to try to think of another word. and its not a cussword. its not dirty or anything. its an accurate description of black holes, vacumes, space and my rolling skills. i dont understand. :( ... delete this if you feel the need. i just had to ask.

Lets see, I can smoke a sweat witch is 3.5 grams in about 5-7 minutes there are 1440 minutes a day considering we was high we didn't sleep but we ate, and did alot of other **** those days, but smoked most of the day but i'll kick off 5 hours. so that's 1140 minutes, considering we smoked all blunts for all of day one and most of day two. We had a huge ******* box of white owls my friend stole from the gas-station he worked at. (yes a box filled with single gars.) so thats about 228 sweets. now that times 3.5 is 798 grams now considering 453.5 grams is a pound, and thats damn near 2 pounds already, so maybe you couldn't but i have no reason to lie to people i could give a **** about! I honestly don't care if you bealeave me, and maybe to a person so not hardore like yourself might not understand how us real G's do, but dont talk ****.

Its not about how much time it takes to smoke the green its about how much the human body can take. If it was any kind of good weed then 3.5 grams I.E. an eighth of an ounce, would get you trashed and all you be capable of doing would be sleeping!!! 2 pounds man?!

And i'm not flaming or anything, i just don't like people who brag.

[Cole]

Well, I'm a G, at rolling. lol, but i dont have weed at the moment i dont get paid till later today.

hahahahaha,better watch out squirl can smoke 2 pounds of weed a day,hahahahaha:hubba: :hubba: :hubba:

[lowrydergrower775]

lol i have to be with thc is good for me on this one lol come on two pounds in two days pffft you guys ate but didnt sleep while smoking these two pounds of weed lol come on not one lil weed nap? i find that very hard to believe but im not gonna fight you and about be an og Cuz heres a lil something for ya "gangstas dont have to flex nuts,we just know we got em" ;)

[Cole]

Smoking two pounds of weed would make you puke,lol

[Cole]

all im trying to say is ive never heard of a squirrel that smokes 2 LBS of weed a day

[Runbyhemp]

When my buddy bought 2 pounds, the 2 of us smoked it in like 2 days

It took 2 of you ... bloody lightweights :rolleyes:

[Timmyjg6]

Yeah! Thats pussy stuff, lets show him how its done Runbyhemp! Time to pull out the home grown, Fk that Mexican stuff..

[lyfr]

off the subject but...best ive done is 100 bonghits in a day...witnessed by wife. 10 an hour for 10 hours. had to hold it in for ten seconds and still blow out smoke. a freind bragged he could probably do 50 and i gladly bet him 20 bucks i could do diuble that,and won

[lowrys girl]

there are some potent mexican strains lol but thats not the point here is it lol

[Melissa]

i thought this was a joint rolling contest not how much squirrel smoked :rofl:

[Hick]

Yeah! Thats pussy stuff, lets show him how its done Runbyhemp! Time to pull out the home grown, Fk that Mexican stuff.

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[headband]

i thought this was a joint rolling contest not how much squirrel smoked :rofl:The weed we get in california is so beautiful, you woulndt want to smoke 2 lbs in 2 days, I make a gram last a week:eek: Its to pretty to smoke...... anyways sq
uirrel, your too cool! i wish I could do that:)

[dmack]

Was sitting here bored so i thought id entertain MP with some pictures. Just some regular crappy bud. I cheated though:p. I used the machine.:holysheep:

[headband]

here anyone match this chit :hubba: Grape Ape, Purple Mendo Kush(homegrown) Peach swissersweet.

[trillions of atoms]

i had the og grandaddy purp when i flew out to LA to work for a few weeks. it was pretty like that with purp all over and just white as can be. set me back a texas ten too because it was the only connection I could find on such short notice. brought it back home to share with my buddies....hope your sharing some of that nice blunt there :D !

[dmack]

Dang Headband, you blew my bud right out of the water. lol. That looks like some super dank stuff right there. I see your chilling in the honda. I love sitting outside in my backyard and just toking a blunt.

[The Effen Gee]

Alright folks...it is officially ON.

Contest or not I will win.
The only thing I take more pride in than the weed I grow are the joints I roll that weed into!

[headband]

fng, lets see the dank. i like to hotbox small spaces with big blunts:D today was the day, I droped my tranny, and put a new one back it.. finally

[dmack]

Yo HB great news on the tranny. Them Hondas are pretty simple. Hardest trans ive taken out was my Mazda B2200, Had to drop motor off the frame to get a bolt out of the trans due to lack of space. 3 dang days later and it was done. Wheeeww.

Now on to this MONSTER
Rolled this Dutch blunt for my girl and me. Turns out that night the fam came over wo smoke and we all toked it, i was done out of my mind from this thing. I have other pictures of it but they have me and my gf in the pic, Its bigger then it looks.

[Melissa]

ok heres mine
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[The Effen Gee]

Been a while since I had me a spliff...

[Melissa]

so get rolling and post it up :giggle:

[phr0zenUK]

I have a spliffstorm brewing, need to find my bluetooth dongle.

Wait for the 50cm Spliff.

Victory shall be mine!

[phr0zenUK]

Melissa - GOOGLE OCB Rolling papers I just noticed how thick those things are!

OCB are perfect and like £12 (20ish $) for 40 packs of 32 sheets!

Im nearly running out : -(

[Thorn]

yea ocb are great. we use rips and juicy jays at the moment and get flavoured rolling tobacco from a tobacconist everytime we go into town. not got any green at the mo but currently have strawberry rips and chocolate tobacco, plus coconut tobacco! The chocolate is so dark and lush and goes so well with green :)

Once we got some green i might disclose my rolling skills :)

[Dankerz]

still no contest allowed..? i was ready to throw up a dozen or so seeds/strains ;)

[Melissa]

Melissa - GOOGLE OCB Rolling papers I just noticed how thick those things are!

OCB are perfect and like £12 (20ish $) for 40 packs of 32 sheets!

Im nearly running out : -(

yes thanks i do normally use the the thin ones but i had run out ,,usually blue or silver rizzla are my favourite

[THE_DUDE]

Wish I had a camera so I could twist one up for all you youngans'! The 60's taught me well!

[The Effen Gee]

...Not impressed...

It's all about the smoke too.
Fatty's like that always hit too hard and run like hell.

[Dubbaman]

IMO its hard to go on asthetics alone for a J contest there are many determining things that need consideration for proper judgment, things like how it burns, was it an even burning good hitting joint or did it seem clogged in places and run. I dont think it should be about joint devices either it should be about hand rolling a single sheet to the absolute best of your abilitys. For fun (and a thing im going to tonight) i had the chance to roll a big J of my own for you all. :spit:

[Thorn]

there are many determining things that need consideration for proper judgment, things like how it burns, was it an even burning good hitting joint or did it seem clogged in places and run. I dont think it should be about joint devices either it should be about hand rolling a single sheet to the absolute best of your abilitys.

I totally agree man. Many of my stoner mates can roll but i find theirs too tight in places and some people tend to not spread to green easily. Whereas i've been used to just rolling for me and my boyfriend so had lots of practice in making decent sized good burning (and hitting!) spliffs!

I love rolling and learning new techniques. Once i was bored when my fella was at work so i spent a good few hours learning to roll this perfect little tulip! It was a good smoke but my god it hit hard!!

[The Effen Gee]

Harvest Party / Operation: Green Gable Mission Briefing

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p.s. my joints don't run. They can also be lethal by Professional Stoner Standards.

[KingKahuuna]

THE SMOKE OFF

The Smoke Off
by Shel Silverstein


Now in the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael
Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake - you probably knew her well
She was stoned 15 of her 18 years, and her story was widely told
That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll
Well, her legend finally reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat
Where dwelt the Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past
He'd been rollin' dope since time began, now he took a cultured toke
And said "Jim, I can roll 'em faster than any CHICK can smoke"
So a note gets sent to San Rafael for the championship of the world
The Kid demands a smoke-off; "Well bring him on!" says Pearl
"I'll grind his fingers off his hands! He'll roll until he drops!"
Says Calistog, "I'll smoke that chick till she blows up and pops".
So they rent out Yankee Stadium, and the word is quickly spread
Come one, come all, who walk or crawl, tickets just two lids a head
And from every town and hamlet, over land and sea they speed
The world's greatest dopers, with the world's greatest weed.
Hashishers from Morocco, hemp smokers from Peru
And the Shashniks from Bagun (who smoke the deadly Pu-ga-ru)
And those who call it "light of life"
And those that call it "boo".
See the dealers and their ladies, wearing turquoise lace and leather
See the narcos and the closet smokers, puffing all together
From the teenies who smoke legal, to the ones who've done some time
To the old man who smoked "reefer", back before it was a crime.
And the grand old House That Ruth Built is filled with the smokes and cries
Of fifty thousand screaming heads, all stoned out of their minds
And they play the national anthem, and the crowd lets out a roar
As the spotlight hits the Kid and Pearl, ready for their smoking war.
At a table piled up high with grass, as high as a mountain peak
Just tops and buds of the rarest flowers, not one stem branch or seed
I mean, Maui Wowie, Panama Red, Acapulco Gold
Kif from East Afghanistan, and that rare Alaska Cold
And there's sticks from Thailand, ganj from the island,
And Bangkok's blooming best
(and some of that wet imported ****
That capsized off Key West).
There's Oaxacan tops and Kenya bhang, and Riviera fleurs
And that rare Manhattan Silver, that grows down in the New York sewers.
And there's bubblin' ice cold lemonade, and sweet grapes by the bunches
And there's Hershey bars and Oreos (in case anybody gets the munches)
And the Calistoga Kid he smiles, And Pearly she just grins :-)
And the drums roll low, and the crowd yells "GO GO GO!!"
And the world's first smoke-off begins.
Well, the Kid he flicks his fingers once, and ZAP that first joint's rolled
Pearl takes one toke with her famous lungs, and WHOOSH that roach is cold
Then the Kid he rolls his super-bomb, that would paralyze a moose
And Pearl takes one mighty hit, and ... that bomb's defused
And then he rolls three in just ten seconds, and she smokes them up in nine
And everybody sits back and says "Hey... this just might take some time"
See the blur of flying fingers, see the red coal burning bright
As the night turns into mornin', and the mornin' fades to night
And the autumn turns to summer, and a whole damn YEAR is gone
And the two still sit, on that roach-filled stage, smokin', and rollin' on
With tremblin' hands he rolls his jays, with fingers blue and stiff
She coughs and stares with bloodshot gaze, and puffs through blistered lips
And as she reaches out her hand for another stick of gold
The Kid, he gasps, "Damn it, bitch! There's nothin' left to roll!"
"NOTHIN' LEFT TO ROLL!" screams Pearl. "IS THIS SOME TWISTED JOKE?"
"I DIDN'T COME HERE TO **** AROUND, MAN, I COME HERE TO SMOKE!"
And she reaches 'cross the table and grabs his bony sleeves
And crumbles his body between her hands, like dried and brittle leaves
Flicking out his teeth and bones like useless stems and seeds
And then she rolls him in a Zig-zag, and lights him like a roach
And the fastest man, with the fastest hands, goes up in a puff of smoke.
In the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael
Lives a girl named Pearly Sweetcake - you probably know her well
She been stoned 21 of her 24 years, and her story is still widely told
How she still can smoke 'em faster than any dude can roll
While, off in New York City, on a street that has no name
There's the hands of the Calistoga Kid, in the Viper Hall of Fame
And underneath his fingers, there's a little golden scroll
That says

"Beware of bein' the roller
When there's nothin' left to roll".


smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

[Dubbaman]

:yeahthat: its even better to hear the song of it ;)

[lisa]

IMO its hard to go on asthetics alone for a J contest there are many determining things that need consideration for proper judgment, things like how it burns, was it an even burning good hitting joint or did it seem clogged in places and run. I dont think it should be about joint devices either it should be about hand rolling a single sheet to the absolute best of your abilitys. For fun (and a thing im going to tonight) i had the chance to roll a big J of my own for you all. :spit:

Yes, you are correct and I agree with you.

[casper07]

my T joint

[Thorn]

nice one casper thats a pretty even t joint :hubba:

[schoolboy420]

mines in my display. ;)

[TURKEYNECK]

mines in my display. ;)

I thought that was some kind of crack pipe:p

[Smoko]

Not the best pics, but you get the idea ... :)

[Wiseguy_Chef]

i don't roll joints as its a waste of good chronic, smoking a joint or blunt u only get 23% of the avable thc in the pot, thats a major waste. thats like thowing away 77% of a beer!!!!!!

[Thorn]

But its so good to smoke a joint! :)

[The Effen Gee]

i don't roll joints as its a waste of good chronic, smoking a joint or blunt u only get 23% of the avable thc in the pot, thats a major waste. thats like thowing away 77% of a beer!!!!!!


Yeah?

...and 98% of internet statistics are made up on the spot.

[cadlakmike1]

Yeah?

...and 98% of internet statistics are made up on the spot.

If it's on the internet it must be true, my computer said so!

[Wiseguy_Chef]

did not get that off the internet. its a oxford reasurch paper. they where trying to deturmen the best way to get the thc from the pot to the person. turns out a vape is the best way to go. getting u 96% of all the THC in the pot. a bong, came in 2ed with 76%. but rolling joints was the worest an the worest on your lungs. its your bodys i just saying.

[Smoko]

a bong, came in 2ed with 76%. My preferred method these days ... :)

Altho do roll a spliff now here and there still.

[o K U S H o]

pffffftttt with the joint rolling deal... I challenge u all to a smoke off

I GUARANTEE I can smoke more dope, and remain awake and active, than all 'a yaz... :hubba:

:p
Nah, bruh never haha

[The Effen Gee]

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[Caretaker]

This is my beauty. It was my first attempt at doing anything wierd like that. Took me like an hour.

[TokeWithHope]

idk i never get as high off of a joint as i do from glass(bowls,bongs,vaps, etc) but there is something about smoking a joint that is just so relaxing! i love it

[cjb03]

Lets see, I can smoke a sweat witch is 3.5 grams in about 5-7 minutes there are 1440 minutes a day considering we was high we didn't sleep but we ate, and did alot of other **** those days, but smoked most of the day but i'll kick off 5 hours. so that's 1140 minutes, considering we smoked all blunts for all of day one and most of day two. We had a huge ******* box of white owls my friend stole from the gas-station he worked at. (yes a box filled with single gars.) so thats about 228 sweets. now that times 3.5 is 798 grams now considering 453.5 grams is a pound, and thats damn near 2 pounds already, so maybe you couldn't but i have no reason to lie to people i could give a **** about! I honestly don't care if you bealeave me, and maybe to a person so not hardore like yourself might not understand how us real G's do, but dont talk ****.

lol at this bullcrap

[Reserection]

This is my beauty. It was my first attempt at doing anything wierd like that. Took me like an hour.

Dude. You rolled a Tie-Fighter!