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allgrownup
03-31-2008, 10:38 PM
Guts or Balls

Medical Distinctions

We've all heard about people having guts or balls.

But do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below....

GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.

allgrownup
03-31-2008, 10:41 PM
another joke i got forwarded today:

Captain Diego Montoya Garcia, of the spanish Armada flagship "Quando" was on the deck one day when his first mate ran up to him and cried

"Captain! There's an enemy ship on the horizon!"

Captain Diego turned a calm eye to his mate and said "Bring me my red shirt."

The first mate ran and got the captains red shirt, which he put on. A fierce battle raged and the Quando was victorious. After the battle, the first mate asked the captain,

"Sir, why do you don a red shirt before battle?"

The captain yawned bravely and said "If I am wounded in battle, the men will not see me bleeding, and they will be inspired."

The mate was in awe of his wise captain. Just then, another crewman ran up to the captain and cried "Captain! There are twenty enemy ships on the horizon!"

The captain turned to his first mate and ordered "Bring me my brown pants."

:48:

KingKahuuna
03-31-2008, 10:58 PM
Ahhhh AGU,
You made my day with a bit of humor, Thank-you !!!

smoke in peace
KingKahuuna

ktownlegend
04-01-2008, 05:47 AM
the first one got me good I just got done ripping the bong



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