KingKahuuna
05-14-2008, 06:26 AM
Dear Internal Revenue Service:
Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA
Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the
Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and
NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six
(6)hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot,
bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the 'Presidential Election
Fund,' as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by
sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned
article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00
each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your
convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer:rofl:
smoke in peace
KingKahuuna
Enclosed you will find my 2008 tax return showing that I owe
$3,407.00 in taxes. Please note the attached article from the USA
Today newspaper, dated 12 November, wherein you will see the
Pentagon (Department of Defense) is paying $171.50 per hammer and
NASA has paid $600.00 per toilet seat.
I am enclosing four (4) toilet seats (valued @ $2,400) and six
(6)hammers valued @ $1,029), which I secured at Home Depot,
bringing my total remittance to $3,429.00.
Please apply the overpayment of $22.00 to the 'Presidential Election
Fund,' as noted on my return. You can do this inexpensively by
sending them one (1) 1.5" Phillips Head screw (see aforementioned
article from USA Today newspaper detailing how H.U.D. pays $22.00
each for 1.5" Phillips Head Screws). One screw is enclosed for your
convenience.
It has been a pleasure to pay my tax bill this year, and I look
forward to paying it again next year.
Sincerely,
A Satisfied Taxpayer:rofl:
smoke in peace
KingKahuuna
