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Dubbaman
05-14-2008, 01:34 PM
This is just too funny to pass up.

Man Dressed as Darth Vader Spared Jail for Attack on Founder of Britain's Jedi Church


HOLYHEAD, Wales — A man who dressed up as Darth Vader, wearing a garbage bag for a cape, and assaulted the founders of a group calling itself the Jedi church was given a suspended sentence Tuesday.
Arwel Wynne Hughes, 27, attacked Jedi church founder Barney Jones — aka Master Jonba Hehol — with a metal crutch, hitting him on the head, prosecutors told Holyhead Magistrates' Court.
He also whacked Jones' 18-year-old cousin, Michael Jones — known as Master Mormi Hehol — bruising his thigh in the March 25 incident, prosecutors said.
The two cousins and Barney Jones' brother, Daniel, set up the Church of Jediism, Anglesey order, last year. Jedi is the faith followed by some of the central characters in the "Star Wars" films.
The group, which claims about 30 members, says on its Web site that it uses "insight and knowledge" from the films as "a guide to living a better and more worthwhile life."
"We all love the films and what they stand for. Obviously some people are going to laugh about it," the Wales on Sunday newspaper quoted Barney Jones as saying last month. "But a lot of people do take it seriously."
Unfortunately for Hughes, his March attack was recorded on a video camera that the cousins had set up to film themselves in a light saber battle.
"Darth Vader! Jedis!" Hughes shouted as he approached.
Hughes claimed he couldn't remember the incident, having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.
"He knows his behavior was wrong and didn't want it to happen but he has no recollection of it," said Hughes' lawyer, Frances Jones.
District Judge Andrew Shaw sentenced Hughes to two months in jail but suspended the sentence for one year. He also ordered Hughes to pay $195 to each of his victims and $117 in court costs. In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.

bombbudpuffa
05-14-2008, 03:31 PM
In the 2001 United Kingdom census, 390,000 — 0.7 percent of the population — listed Jedi as their religion.:confused: So what?!? I've been a jedi going on 5 years now:bongin: .

SmokinMom
05-14-2008, 04:32 PM
Uh oh....wonder if that was The Riz. :p

Hahahaha.

Dubbaman
05-14-2008, 07:51 PM
:confused: So what?!? I've been a jedi going on 5 years now:bongin: .



These are not the bongs your looking for :D

The Effen Gee
05-14-2008, 08:41 PM
Were their light sabers out of batteries?

bombbudpuffa
05-14-2008, 08:53 PM
Were their light sabers out of batteries?Yeah..."a metal crutch":rolleyes: . Drunkards these days:D .

The Effen Gee
05-14-2008, 08:58 PM
I would pay money to have seen this happen in person...

Just picture it;

Darth vader...limping...crutch...shouting obscenities..violence on a senior citizen level...

He took down TWO jedi with crutches...now THAT is using the force.

Halarious.

HippyInEngland
05-14-2008, 09:20 PM
[quote=Dubbaman]having drunk the better part of a 2 1/2-gallon box of wine beforehand.quote]


:shocked: thats 20 pints of wine, thats 11lt of wine :shocked: , thats over 14 whole bottles of wine :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked:

Dubbaman
05-15-2008, 04:13 AM
:shocked: thats 20 pints of wine, thats 11lt of wine :shocked: , thats over 14 whole bottles of wine :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: :shocked: You'd think that after the first GALLON he wouldn't have needed the crutches to walk :p

Dubbaman
05-15-2008, 04:17 AM
Were their light sabers out of batteries?

NAH the back-up generators had not had time to restart and it caused some interfearence, plus they knew that Vader had his own limitations (drunk and injured: he did die and all :D) and wanted to go easy on the guy :rofl:



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