Would You Remarry ??

[KingKahuuna]

Yo Ho Friends



A Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading
when the wife looks over at him and asks THE
question.....

WIFE: "What would you do if I died? Would
you get married again?

HUSBAND: "Definitely not!"

WIFE: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"

HUSBAND: "Of course I do."

WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"

HUSBAND: "Okay, okay, I'd get married again."

WIFE: "You would?" (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: "Would you live in our house?"

HUSBAND: "Sure, it's a great house."

WIFE: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"

HUSBAND: "Where else would we sleep?"

WIFE: "Would you let her drive my car?"

HUSBAND: "Probably, it is almost new."

WI FE: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"

HUSBAND: "That would seem like the proper thing to do"

WIFE: "Would you give her my jewelry?"

HUSBAND : "No, I'm sure she'd want her own."

WIFE: "Would you take her golfing with you?

HUSBAND: "Yes, those are always good times."

WIFE: "Would she use my clubs?

HUSBAND: "No, she's left-handed."

WIFE: ----- silence ------

HUSBAND: "Damn."


smoke in peace
KingKahuuna:D

[godspeedsuckah]

Oh God, Lol. :eek: :bolt:

[bombbudpuffa]

:d

[mojosat]

Wife comes home from her golf game and her husband asks her how it went. She sighs and says, "terrible, I got stung by a bee between the 1st and 2nd hole." The husband replies with, "sounds like your stance is too wide." :)

[SativaWeed]

A man staggered into the hospital with a a concussion, multiple bruises and a 5 iron wrapped tightly around his neck.

The doctor asked him, "What happened to you!?"

"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when we both sliced our balls into a nearby cow pasture.

So, we went to look for them. And while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cow's had something white at it's rear end."

"I walked over, lifted it's tail and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wifes monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's arse.

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

"I don't remeber much after that." :angrywife:

[mojosat]

Two gentleman are playing golf and are getting quite disgusted with the very slow play of two ladies in front of them. The first man decides to ask if they can play through. He gets about 50 yards away from them and then comes back white as a ghost. When the second man asks him whats the matter, he replies, "I can't go over there, one of them is my wife and the other one is my girlfriend, you are going to have to go ask em." The second man makes his approach, gets about half as far and comes back visibly shaken. When asked what happened by his friend, he looks at him and says, "small world".

[slowmo77]

man ya'll tryin to kill me? i about passed out tryin to read this thread. funny stuff

[SmokinMom]

Ha ha ha KK, loved that. :D

[SativaWeed]

A husband and wife are having a bitter quarrel on the day of thier 40th wedding anniversary.:argue:

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here lies my wife - Cold as ever.'"

"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads, 'Here lies my husband - Stiff at last!'" :rofl:

[smokybear]

Lol. Some great stuff. Take care and be safe.