Stress!!!!

[SmokinMom]

What's your fav way of handling stress? :p

I haven't smoked for a few days and now I am high as hell. :hubba:

When stressed I tend to shop, so maybe I should cut up the debit card, lol. :holysheep:

My newest toys will arrive soon...hopefully the stress will be gone by then. :ignore:

Thanks for listenin.

:o

[mojosat]

I like to beat the wife, yell at the kid, and kick the dog. I thought thats what you were supposed to do. j/k :)

Seriously though, I find exercise to be the best way to relieve stress.

[ChatNoir]

I shoot photographs of the subject that I am stressed at, works finely for me.

[SmokinMom]

Oh yes, exercise definately. Hmmmm, I havent been to the gym since last Friday. :p

Here's my 1st toy. Can't wait til it arrives. Water-proof, shock-proof...gonna be fun. :D

[ChatNoir]

Oh yes, exercise definately. Hmmmm, I havent been to the gym since last Friday. :p

Here's my 1st toy. Can't wait til it arrives. Water-proof, shock-proof...gonna be fun. :D

Google for "Composition in Photography" read some and enjoy relieving stress!

[SmokinMom]

Yea, I have that Understanding Exposure book...haven't read it yet. Too busy smokin or swimmin'. :giggle:

[Ilikebigbuds]

SmokinMomWhat's your fav way of handling stress? :p

I clean, and I clean, and I clean, then I clean some more!:holysheep:

I've been on a cleaning spree for 3 days now!

now I'm cleaning the furnace room!

[SmokinMom]

OMG I wish I could get in cleaning mode instead of retail therapy mode.

My hubbys gonna divorce me. :p

Care to see what some of the other random crap I've bought lately?

LMAO

[tcbud]

Sure mom, you ever get those sateen sheets? now might be a good time, get on his good side with the shopping.

[SmokinMom]

That last set I got has kept me perfectly satisfied. :D I love my sheets. Ya know what? I think I'll go strip my bedding and put my fav set on. :p

[Ilikebigbuds]

the butt always apreciates clean nice soft sheets!

mine does!

[tcbud]

i agree, got some of those sateen sheets from the husband for xmas....that gift suprized me more than he has in a long time, he actually remembered me saying i wanted some.....mom and i had been talking bout it...mentioned it to him and he remembered...i was amazed..

[Budboy]

when i get stressed i listen to music and or play video games prefferably the violent ones

[bud.uncle]

Today

I spent a few hours weeding the patch.

Little smoke 1st

Get lost in time

Result = Clear mind & weed free beds

http://www.marijuanapassion.com/Gallery/data/581/undergrowth.jpg


well almost weed free :rolleyes:

[bud.uncle]

Well

The STRESS has just got home ;)

So

Time for another smoke n weeding session

Maybe

Just maybe

She will be calm when I'm done

[HippyInEngland]

When you occasionally have a really bad day and stress is on boiling point, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.'
I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an *******!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word '*******' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an *******!' It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic ******* calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'

He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an *******!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.

I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a 'For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first ******* (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW *******, too.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?' He said, 'Yes, it is..'

I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?' He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch style house, and the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?' He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?' He said, 'Yes?' I said, 'Don, you're an *******!'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called ******* #1. He said, 'Hello.' I said, 'You're an *******!' (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?' I said, 'Yeah.' He screamed, 'Stop calling me!' I said, 'Make me.' He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?' I said, '*******, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax; it's a yellow ranch style house, and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I 'm really scared, *******,' and hung up.

Then I called ******* No. 2.

He said, 'Hello?' I said, 'Hello, *******.' He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...' I said, 'You'll what?' He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ***,'

I answered, 'Well, *******, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax , and that my gay lover said he was on his way over to kill me.

Then I called Channel 9 News about a gang war going down on Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Stress management really works!!

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

Spanking my girlfriend works for me and she's doesn't seem to mind it. :confused2: :rofl:

[Runbyhemp]

Sex, followed by a joint. No more stress :hubba:

[Flyinghigh]

[quote=SmokinMom] so maybe I should cut up the debit card, lol. :holysheep:



:holysheep: :holysheep: :holysheep: there those 2 Devil word again Debt card and that what they r.


When I am stress I Smoke a joint...

[thief]

my latest stress relief is reading these forums. most always leaves me smileing abt something.

[godspeedsuckah]

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: OMG Hippy, that is hilarious.

[Runbyhemp]

my latest stress relief is reading these forums. most always leaves me smileing abt something.

Used to work for me .... before I became a moderator :rofl:

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

Now that's freaking funny RBH. :rofl: Used to work for me .... before I became a moderator :rofl:

[Flyinghigh]

When you occasionally have a really bad day and stress is on boiling point, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.'
I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an *******!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word '*******' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an *******!' It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic ******* calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'

He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an *******!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.

I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a 'For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first ******* (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW *******, too.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?' He said, 'Yes, it is..'

I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?' He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch style house, and the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?' He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?' He said, 'Yes?' I said, 'Don, you're an *******!'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called ******* #1. He said, 'Hello.' I said, 'You're an *******!' (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?' I said, 'Yeah.' He screamed, 'Stop calling me!' I said, 'Make me.' He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?' I said, '*******, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax; it's a yellow ranch style house, and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I 'm really scared, *******,' and hung up.

Then I called ******* No. 2.

He said, 'Hello?' I said, 'Hello, *******.' He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...' I said, 'You'll what?' He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ***,'

I answered, 'Well, *******, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax , and that my gay lover said he was on his way over to kill me.

Then I called Channel 9 News about a gang war going down on Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Stress management really works!!


Hippy that was Funny !!!:D :D

[Sebstarr]

Hippy, that has to be one of the funniest stories ever...

Perfectly planned, executed, and you got a show to watch, and probably entertained 1000's of people watching the news.

Amen to that.

[KGB30]

SmokinMomWhat's your fav way of handling stress? :p

I clean, and I clean, and I clean, then I clean some more!:holysheep:

I've been on a cleaning spree for 3 days now!

now I'm cleaning the furnace room!

You can come over & clean my place if you feel the need to clean.

[KGB30]

When you occasionally have a really bad day and stress is on boiling point, and you just need to take it out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don't know.

I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten to make.

I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying 'Hello.'
I politely said, 'This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?'

Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear 'Get the right f*** ing number!' and the phone was slammed down on me.

I couldn't believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.

When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled 'You're an *******!' and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word '*******' next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, 'You're an *******!' It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic ******* calling would have to stop.

So, I called his number and said, 'Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're familiar with our Caller ID Program?'

He yelled 'NO!' and slammed down the phone.

I quickly called him back and said, 'That's because you're an *******!' and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.

Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for.

I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me.

I noticed a 'For Sale' sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first ******* (I had his number on speed dial), I thought that I'd better call the BMW *******, too.

I said, 'Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?' He said, 'Yes, it is..'

I asked, 'Can you tell me where I can see it?' He said, 'Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax. It's a yellow ranch style house, and the car's parked right out in front.'

I asked, 'What's your name?' He said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' I asked, 'When's a good time to catch you, Don?' He said, 'I'm home every evening after five.'

I said, 'Listen, Don, can I tell you something?' He said, 'Yes?' I said, 'Don, you're an *******!'

Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when I had a problem, I had two assholes to call.

Then I came up with an idea. I called ******* #1. He said, 'Hello.' I said, 'You're an *******!' (But I didn't hang up.)

He asked, 'Are you still there?' I said, 'Yeah.' He screamed, 'Stop calling me!' I said, 'Make me.' He asked, 'Who are you?'

I said, 'My name is Don Hansen.' He said, 'Yeah? Where do you live?' I said, '*******, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd in Fairfax; it's a yellow ranch style house, and I have a black Beamer parked in front.'

He said, 'I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.'

I said, 'Yeah, like I 'm really scared, *******,' and hung up.

Then I called ******* No. 2.

He said, 'Hello?' I said, 'Hello, *******.' He yelled, 'If I ever find out who you are...' I said, 'You'll what?' He exclaimed, 'I'll kick your ***,'

I answered, 'Well, *******, here's your chance. I'm coming over right now.'

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived at 34 Oaktree Blvd, in Fairfax , and that my gay lover said he was on his way over to kill me.

Then I called Channel 9 News about a gang war going down on Oaktree Blvd. in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax I got there just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew.

NOW I feel much better.

Stress management really works!!



THANK YOU VERY MUCH I NEED A GOOD LAUGH .. OMG THAT WAS GOOD

[GMCORP]

I don't think anyone can beat H.I.E's story, but i drink about 20 cups of coffee a day. Not sure whether that adds to the stress or reduces it....i mean, all bodies metabolize things differently. BTW i was just thinking about this because i have some really fresh beans i'm waiting to grind: do you think it'd be safe to put coffee beans in my vaporizer? I've only used it for the ganj, but it says any herb can be vaporized.......

[tcbud]

Thanks Hippy, just about to meet my stress for the day and that got me smiling....laughing....almost rolling on the floor....thanks agian

[The New Girl]

Sex, followed by a joint. No more stress :hubba:

Hmmm, a joint followed by sex! :p

[lyfr]

Hippy, one again you have surpassed your own humor:huh: thats the funniest thing ive ever heard/read!

[Melissa]

hippy i think you are a legend :48:

[slowmo77]

hippy do you do stand up or anything. your crazy but thats some funny stuff. i got some numbers you can call..

i have a simple plan to help with my stress.. i roll the biggest j i can and then i go to my shop behind my house where my plants grow and i sit and look at them while i smoke. picking off dead leaves, looking for bugs, watering, or i just get lost in the green. it always helps.. some quiet time with my closest friend MJ or MP.

[HippyInEngland]

Im just full of carp thats all.

Grrr it wont let me post a pic :rofl:


http://www.pinktentacle.com/images/koi_robot.jpg

Slow, no im not, I have a lot of mumbers too, but its not laughs they are after ..... i have a simple plan to help with my stress.. i roll the biggest j i can and then i go to my shop behind my house where my plants grow and i sit and look at them while i smoke. picking off dead leaves, looking for bugs, watering, or i just get lost in the green. it always helps.. some quiet time with my closest friend MJ or MP.

THIS I can equate to, there is NOTHING in the world like smoking with your plants, everything is enhanced, pure utter pleasure, I can honestly lose 2 hours with my plants and it feels like seconds have passed, anyone know what im talking about?

[slowmo77]

without a doubt. its so peaceful. i know they enjoy it as much as i do.. it really is a beautiful thing to plant a seed and watch it grow. its so easy to get lost in something you love. no matter how many times you see your plants everytime is like the first time.

[SmokinMom]

without a doubt. its so peaceful. i know they enjoy it as much as i do.. it really is a beautiful thing to plant a seed and watch it grow. its so easy to get lost in something you love. no matter how many times you see your plants everytime is like the first time.

I miss last summer even more now after reading this thread. :p

Now I get lost in my puny rose bush, and better watch out for thorns. :rolleyes:

[HippyInEngland]

A thorn in the bush can be exciting.

[SmokinMom]

Get your mind outta the gutter HIE. :p

My camera is coming today. Can't wait to go swimming and try it out. Won't be able to share any images with you guys tho. Such is life. LOL.

[GeezerBudd]

The other day I was stressed some.
I took a few hits, then went out and weeded the garden, said hi to neighbors, very peaceful evening.

Gb

[HippyInEngland]

Get your mind outta the gutter HIE. :p

http://www.mooseyscountrygarden.com/rose-picture-gallery/rose-thorn.jpg

My camera is coming today. Can't wait to go swimming and try it out. Won't be able to share any images with you guys tho. Such is life. LOL.



My email is .........

I was talking having a prick in your hand if your not careful Sm.

[Ilikebigbuds]

OMG! Hippy that is the funniest story!:rofl:

I think I may have wet myself!:holysheep:

U R all right!

[BlipBlip!!]

What helps me the most when it comes to stress is smoking a nice joint while spinning some records. Instant stress relief for me! :dancing: