what does it feel like?

[chroniclink]

i'm going to smoke for the first time tomorrow and i really dont know what to expect, i have heard of many different experiences ranging from floaty feeling, to completely freaking out and calling an ambulance. does it feel anything like being drunk?

[FaTal1]

nope not even close to being drunk being high is....how bout you just find out tommorow and let us know about your first experience...btw you will know when your high lol its fun seing first timers get high lmao always make you trip out hahaha

[chroniclink]

oh and how many hits should i take? i certainly dont want to over do it and ruin the experience

[FaTal1]

how many hits? really...just smoke till you noitice that your high take a hit inhale hold it in blow it out and you should get high and just keep repeating that till your high enough

[GanjaGuru]

I'm confused--which arm do I inject it into?

[rockydog]

too funny guru

[GanjaGuru]

First time eh?
Here's what you need to do:
Disconnect all electrical appliances. Remove all pets. Turn off the gas and water to your house. Stop all mail and newspaper deliveries. Put 9-1-1 on speed dial. Have oxygen and a heart defibullater handy. Strap yourself into a sturdy chair. Sit on a towel in case you soil yourself. Put your feet in a pail of water in case you catch on fire. Under NO circumstance should you put on a Superman costume, stand next to a window and say "hey look what I can do".

Or--
have a few friends over, put on some tasty tunes and have the beverage of your choice in the fridge.
Or if you live with people you don't particulary like, go hiking with a few friends and sit by the side of a cool mountain spring.
Someplace low-stress. Have a few experienced tokers there.
Prepare to have a sore stomach the next day because you'll laugh SO FREAKING HARD.
It will be one of the most pleasent experiences of your life, like having sex for the first time, except you don't have to go to church the next day to pray for the lord's mercy you slut (j/k).

[rockydog]

hey how old r u man? I am so baked right now http://www.ganjatalk.com/forum/images/smilies/spliff.gif (javascript:icon('spliff.gif'))

[GreenDayGirl]

Het thre new smoker, My advice is smoke til you staret laughing at all the funny things you think you're seeing. Oh and if someone tells your parents are coming home and are just down the street....don't worry , relax its just the high ;) at least you better hope so :eek:

[naturalhi]

I remember my first we were siting in a circle, 20-30buds n budettes, at times I was sittin there with 3-4 joints trying figure out which way to pass which! all went well till the moon took off at an incredible rate if swooosh......next thing I know the gras was tickling my ear, and my old lady was tickling my ............ah ah ah! :eek:

[cRod]

i'm going to smoke for the first time tomorrow and i really dont know what to expect, i have heard of many different experiences ranging from floaty feeling, to completely freaking out and calling an ambulance. does it feel anything like being drunk?

Nothing like being drunk. Dont stress it man, if you are afraid then maybe it is something you shouldnt do. Dont worry about "completely freaking out" just relax and have a good time with it.

[tyrbo]

For a lot of people, it takes about 3 attempts to even really notice or realize it that you are high. If nothing happens, don't keep overdoing it. It might end up hitting you like a freight train.

It's no big deal, really. And you will probably have one of the most restful nights of sleep ever.

[pranicfever]

how i loved my first time getting high.. You'll know when your high and you'll love it.. it'll be a life changing experiance.. It's the most beautiful thing... well... it can make anything beautiful even that bartender thats been staring you down all night who's missing all her teeth. haha.. naw just relax hit it a few times lightly then really get into it... you'll do it like a pro.. ha

[FaTal1]

First time eh?
Here's what you need to do:
Disconnect all electrical appliances. Remove all pets. Turn off the gas and water to your house. Stop all mail and newspaper deliveries. Put 9-1-1 on speed dial. Have oxygen and a heart defibullater handy. Strap yourself into a sturdy chair. Sit on a towel in case you soil yourself. Put your feet in a pail of water in case you catch on fire. Under NO circumstance should you put on a Superman costume, stand next to a window and say "hey look what I can do".

Or--
have a few friends over, put on some tasty tunes and have the beverage of your choice in the fridge.
Or if you live with people you don't particulary like, go hiking with a few friends and sit by the side of a cool mountain spring.
Someplace low-stress. Have a few experienced tokers there.
Prepare to have a sore stomach the next day because you'll laugh SO FREAKING HARD.
It will be one of the most pleasent experiences of your life, like having sex for the first time, except you don't have to go to church the next day to pray for the lord's mercy you slut (j/k).

ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!GG the **** you say cracks me up!!!!

[bmello]

It has been a few days and we haven't heard anything, I sure hope it all went well...:cool:

[FaTal1]

hmmm maybe he got lost in his high maybe got too high and didnt come back to reality lol???

[Reverend Willis]

'Spose our virgin boy got lost in a haze of smoke? Could be one of those egg-sucking extraterrestrial aliens took him for a joyride. Damn, I love it when that happens to me.

[JerryG1989]

just try it i promise u wont regret it
i know when i get high i feel a greater sensitivity to all sense
jus put on some nice music and chill with some close freinds itll kick ***

[ReeferMadness]

Yeah be sure to have some experienced tokers there. Keep taking hits until you feel high then chill for a second and you'll probably start wanting to take more. =-P

but don't smoke if you don't want to, or else you won't enjoy it.

[A.K.]

ganja your story of things not to do is fantastic well here is one not to do i did this once my mom was gone for the weekend and i had a house full of people who have been smokin scence the morning (i woke up on my floor using my dog as a pillow) anyways someone was making toast but left it in to long so i natrually stick a fork in it to get the toast out but that doesnt work so my friend while i am sticking a fork in it poors water all over it while i have a fork in it and its turned on wow i dont know how i didnt get electricuted maybe i was to high to feel it

[chroniclink]

no i didnt get lost it just ook me a while to find a good day to smoke...

me and two other friends went down into some woods after i got off work and smoked some of it. we used my glass pipe, but it was really hard for me to keep the smoke down, i always coughed it back up. maybe i dont know how to take hits right. after two bowls we exited the woods and started walking to my friends house. right as we were getting out of the woods i had this sensation like someone was lifting me up by the front of my shirt, it got a little stronger and my hands got a little tingly, about five minutes later i was getting these waves of wierd feelings like i was distant from everyone else, it's reall hard to describe it. overall i dont think i got all that great of a high, the effects i described were very mild and i never started laughing like some people describe, i never got the munchies either. after about an hour it sort of faded away and that was that. i have a little bit left that i might smoke on friday, i hope i have a better experience

[adivinecreature]

nothing unusual sometimes you gotta smoke a **** load just to get a little feeling and other times it just hits you like a ton of bricks after the first bowl, it just all depends on the person and grade of MJ. Ive also heard weather conditions can effect your high like humity,heat,extreme cold stuff like that. you never know just keep trying you'll get blasted hard one time and you'll know your high haha.

[ReeferMadness]

Sometimes the first few trips aren't too great. Try a different atmosphere and maybe even a different method of smoking. I promise you'll eventually find the right high and fall inlove with it.

[chroniclink]

i was thinking of trying to roll a blunt or a joint for next time. i cant smoke at home and i feel really uneasy carrying that reeking pipe everywhere, if i got stopped by a cop they could nail me for having parifinalia. with a joint once it's gone i wouldnt have anything on me

[Reverend Willis]

Hey Chronic. It's all cool. Find a nice spot to sit and smoke again. Take your time. Have a cold drink of your choice - relax. Don't rush through this experience. Take very small hits until your lungs build a little tolerance to the smoke. We all know what it's like to take big hits and then cough our heads off. Then there is always one smartass that will pat you on the back and say, "Smooth, huh."
Don't try to kill the joint all at once. Smoke a bit, put it out and wait a few minutes before re-lighting. Slow down and enjoy.
Best of luck

[A.K.]

if its your first time and you dont know how to roll get someone who knows how to roll to do it for you and a blunt may be a little intense for a beginner but good luck and if you dont laugh or get the munchies your not very high me and my friend laughed at the word gaurd dog for at least 20 min i was crying i was laughing so hard and i ate my brothers dinner i have the worst munchies ever i can eat 2 large pizzas if i want i actually almost did one time but my friends cut me off so i went in my room and ate 2 boxes of cheez its

[pranicfever]

AK i feel ya man when i get reallly high i have the worst munchies i'll eat like a whole pizza, then i'll eat a sandwhich or some toast... and then i'll pick through the fridge, or run to the store and order a shitload of junk... yeah... munchies.. the reason i can't fit into my pants... haha

[bmello]

I believe the reverend had a very nice little sermon, he pretty much said it all!! Good luck on Friday and may you enjoy! :cool:

[Reverend Willis]

Amen! Praise the Lord! Pass the joint! I always offer the Lord some of my harvest. I throw it up in the air and God catches what he wants. I get to keep whatever he drops.
Way cool. :cool:

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

no i didnt get lost it just ook me a while to find a good day to smoke...

me and two other friends went down into some woods after i got off work and smoked some of it. we used my glass pipe, but it was really hard for me to keep the smoke down, i always coughed it back up. maybe i dont know how to take hits right. after two bowls we exited the woods and started walking to my friends house. right as we were getting out of the woods i had this sensation like someone was lifting me up by the front of my shirt, it got a little stronger and my hands got a little tingly, about five minutes later i was getting these waves of wierd feelings like i was distant from everyone else, it's reall hard to describe it. overall i dont think i got all that great of a high, the effects i described were very mild and i never started laughing like some people describe, i never got the munchies either. after about an hour it sort of faded away and that was that. i have a little bit left that i might smoke on friday, i hope i have a better experienceWhats up my first time toker. The reason you couldn't keep the smoke down is do to your lungs expanding which means your smoking some good bud or your lungs are just not use to smoke. Like they say if you don't cough you don't get off. Damn i love getting high. Gonna do a bong right now. :D The experience will only get better.

[FaTal1]

hmmm lets see like if you coughed alot its maybe cuz you took too big of a hit and couldnt handle it happens to everyone they take big hits and think they will hold down the smoke but then start coughing or its just some good herb but if you smoke alot like lets say four bowls of some really good **** you will be getting stuck every 5 min man i love that **** it feels crazy! anyone ever got like that?im sure we all have...just smoke so dam much that your brain just shuts off and your not thinking of anything at all and your just staring at absoultly nuthing...yeah its crazy getting stuck...yeah its crazy getting stuck oops roflmao im so high right now i repeated myself while typing hahahaha

[DopeDoctor]

i once got so stoned i zoned out and walked into a door.

[bmello]

Amen! Praise the Lord! Pass the joint! I always offer the Lord some of my harvest. I throw it up in the air and God catches what he wants. I get to keep whatever he drops.
Way cool. :cool:

As it should be... :cool: