jahova's whitnesses

[night501]

i dont mean to offend anyone but what is wrong with jahova's whitnesses?
i just had 2 knocking on my door for 15 min. tried the whole pretend like nobody's home but they just wouldnt go away. can they smell heathen blood or something?

[the_riz]

well the last thing you want to do if your growing inoors is open your door to strangers during the flowering period right? lol especially religious strangers..

[bombbudpuffa]

i dont mean to offend anyone but what is wrong with jahova's whitnesses?
i just had 2 knocking on my door for 15 min. tried the whole pretend like nobody's home but they just wouldnt go away. can they smell heathen blood or something?They do it monthly where i'm at(lil country town) and they can be relentless. I'm not sure but once I could have swore I seen one of them writing something down after I refused to let them in:rolleyes:. I never do, they're not interested in conversation just mettling, IMO. We should all start going around knocking on their doors and leaving lil leaflets about legalizing marijuana.:D

[caribbean_smoker_20]

I dont really have a problem with them but it's just that they come up at the wrong times.Pretending not to be home works just don't come out the house at all.lol.Sometimes what I do is just ask them for the hand out and tell them i'm busy so they just gimme it and leave.lol.

[SmokinMom]

Ha ha ha!

I don't answer the door either.

Next time we get one, and if I am feeling chipper then perhaps I'll ask them what their take is on gay marriage. Then I'll casually mention I've had 'the change'. LOL.

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

I answer the door and tell them to go peddle their chit somewhere else and shut the door. :p

[SmokinMom]

I answer the door and tell them to go peddle their chit somewhere else and shut the door. :p

:D Oh no TBG, you're definately going to hell now.


LOLOLOL!!!

Maybe next time I'll just answer the door naked. Send them running.

:D

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

:D Oh no TBG, you're definately going to hell now.


LOLOLOL!!!

Maybe next time I'll just answer the door naked. Send them running.

:DI look at it this way SmokinMom if i wanna go to church i would go. I don't need some half arse religious freaks coming to my house trying to turn me. Sorry get the F#%K off my porch. :D

[bombbudpuffa]

Sorry get the F#%K off my porch. LOL!

[Droster]

They dont celebrate birthdays or ANYTHING!
That has to blow. Im with TBG on this one lol.

[SmokinMom]

Don't they think that only like 200,000 folks will get into heaven, or something like that? LOL.

Yea, I am not religious one bit. Put me down as agnostic.

[Brouli]

i got 98 pound pitbull that open doors for them they came onece gog was tied to a door , they came second time dog was loose , but i give them that they run like :)

[thedutchmaster3]

whenever they come to my house i quickly put on some military fatigues and grab a fake gun...answer the door like that and they will never come back

[night501]

well after getting my mind right >wink< i should have answered the door. you never know it could have been like family guy: "well jesus was a good man, traveling from place to place, and putting right what once went wrong, hoping that his next leap would be the leap home." god i love that show.

[cyberquest]

they come around here all the time, there is one of their churches less then a block from me.

maybe the next couple male plants i get i should go down and plant them in front of the church.

i am not a religous person, but dont look down on those that are. i dont like it forced on me and i cant stand them people cause they never stop coming.

[MrOysterhead]

If there not close friends or family , dont open your dooor to them , when growing the Jane

[krotch]

Just open the door, and with a blank expression say, " I can't talk to you. My evil master doesn't like it." Then with the same blank stare very slowly close the door no matter what they say. Then for effect peek out one of your windows at them making your eyes as wide as possible, without blinking. It can also help to wear a tinfoil beanie.

haha! did you tell them wearing an armadillo helmet!?

[THE BROTHER'S GRUNT]

Pfffffff I wish.

I once stood in the doorway with my hand down my pants franticaly scratching my crotch while an insurance agent hurriedly talked me through his policies. His expression was priceless when I tried to hand back his pamphlet.ROFLMAO. :rofl:

[the_riz]

this thread is quality lol

[DrGreenThumb]

I have seen them Jehova's witnesses riding around in a mini bus. when they reach their target the mini bus's door is opened and an open assault of the quiet street is conducted on the innocent people relaxing in their home.

I hate jehovas witnesses and a freind of mine was one :-p

[theyorker]

Here's the thing...why can't people decide what they believe for themselves? If you ever listen to ANY religion, the basic message is "believe in God the way we tell you to or when you die you will go to the most horrifying place you can imagine." What is that??? You mean to tell me that God wants me to live in fear??? Go away idiot before I shoot you and put you out of your misery.

[cyberquest]

yep i agree with that totally, every different religion ( all ten thousand of them) believe its their way or straight to hell. and its never like they nicely suggest it, they try and cram it down your throat and tell you how much of a sinner you are. i think i would rather burn in hell then sit in a room full of jahoova's!

[newgreenthumb]

they come around here all the time, there is one of their churches less then a block from me.

maybe the next couple male plants i get i should go down and plant them in front of the church.

Now I think we would love to see a pic of that! :rofl:. Just tell them that if only 144,000 are going to heaven then the rest of us are screwed anyway!

[fatman]

tell em u r catholic n u will never c em again,u know they cant b good.......they dont believe in santa clause.lolo

[SmokeGooD]

i wonder if heaven got herb,picture this heaven probably got some herb that the high will last u for ever,the more u smoke it the more high ur life is gunna be.

im thinkin some crazy **** right now

[SmokeGooD]

they never knock at my door by the way

[SmokeGooD]

if they did ill probably just not aswere it simple as that

[longtimegrower]

When they come to the door i wrap up my stonner buddie in a sheet bundle and i let them in and ask them if they can help me get him in the trunk. Even if they help they dont stick around. Then if the cops come i play dumb and we all laugh. My brother in on the police force. He tells me stop doing that .
You no the difference in a friend and a good friend. A friend will help you move, a good friend will help you move a body. Slim

[night501]

the guy across the street answered the door for them wearing titie whitties holding a husteler and sporting a boner, they didnt stay long.

[Jerseydude]

You mean you're NOT supposed to shoot them???!!!??? :D
DAMN!!! Now you tell me. :p