spear, the goose and the turkey? oh man, i think i been to you're shack!
we were all partying one night sitting round the woodstove, when my bro walked in with the turkey. he said i gotta show y'all something. i'm gonna make this bird go to sleep...alright, you got my attention man...so he pulls up a stool, and sits, and sticks the turkeys head under its wing, tucks it under his arm, and he starts rocking it to sleep like a baby...lol...
bout five minutes pass, and he sits the bird on the floor in the circle, and sure nuff, that birds either dead, or its in a deep deep sleep...we kept the party rolling and bout half hour goes by and he says he's going to wake the turkey up, and were all pie eyed, just staring at it laughing our butts off, and he gives it a good nudge with his foot, and holy mother of god, that bird came alive with the devil inside...lol...
it kicked the crap outta everyone in the circle, bout 10 in all...(was you in that circle too?)lol...that turkey was never right from that night on...it met every vehicle to enter the yard, would jump up on the car and attack the wiper blades, jumping at everything that moved, attacking everyone...that went on about a year, and it finally commited suicide...it attacked a road grader blade, and lost!
...good riddance, i was gonna do it something anyway next time it got froggy i kept threatening...then when i seen it turned into a hat laying in the gravel road, i couldnt help but stop and smoke one and remember all the times it had me in stitches...
we called him booster rooster...
he was crazzzyyyy...
((had a blind owl too that was cool. well not for the owl ya know. little screech owl. he loved marshmellows man. my friend at the nature center gave him a guarded home for life.
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