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Thought I would share a recipe with the MP community and stop being so darn selfish.
Here you go;
Firecrackers are great...work pretty well...but these are INSANITY. These are [DYNAMITE]...not to be confused with Dy-no-mite!
These have the potential to make you freak out...or feel the "Oh crap, I took too much" heart-racing-anxious-uncomfortable-fun-happy-joy-time.
You know, when your brain starts telling you that you need to go to the hospital because it's swimming in THC.
I mean STONED.
...Or really high, depending on what you use.
Even for the seasoned veteran, Like myself and NorCalHal...
Do not take these if you have ANY obligations, plans or chores as you may not be able to perform them. I always end up on the 360 again splitting heads and such...then bedtime.
Seriously...this is almost disgusting
Now that that is out of the way..
this is double dose, break the cracker in half. I have never eaten a whole one...never been that brave.
[Materials:]
2 Grahm Crackers
Soft or Chunky penut butter
Butter Knife
Foil
Cannabis Flowers (1.5 to 2.0 grams)*
Grinder
Courage
[Assembly Instructions:]
Preheat your oven to 325 degrees. Don't give me that volitlatizing crap...or the vaporizing jargin...just read on...
Grind your stuff, form it into a rectangle the same size as the gram cracker. This step makes application much more simple and less messy.
Spread a good amount of penut butter on the cracker, leaving about a 1/4 in or 2 to 3 cm gap around the edge of the cracker. This is also kinda important too. Later of course.
Take the cracker with penut butter, lay it face down onto the square pile of ground flowers, lift and set aside, depending on what you are using there may be a good amount that good not stick to the penut butter. This you can sprinke on top.
Oh, and be sure to grind really good...liike you are trying to get a powder.
Repeat the penut butter application on the second cracker and place on top of the first. make sure they are flat and even. the weed should be completely covered by the penut butter on both crackers and only exposed on the sides.
Then fill the edges with penut butter, essentally sealing it in. Thus the uncaring nature to the temprature in the oven. everything is trapped in the penut butter capsule.
Wrap it in aluminum foil, bake that bird for about...ummm...like 30 to 35 minutes, then let cool for another 10 to 15.
You are definately going to need something to drink to wash this thing down, as it is harder to eat than an MRE cracker with no water. Which is impossible.
I drink milk with it... I know...gross, but it's a good "Troat Food Lube"
Plus, this thing is so much easyer to make than those tiny little crackers.
Heres some pic's from the last time I made one. For a Shark's game.I used Cindy 99, Cured for almost a whole year...and they lost.
Big shocker there. At least I was high out of my mind....
Here you go;
Firecrackers are great...work pretty well...but these are INSANITY. These are [DYNAMITE]...not to be confused with Dy-no-mite!
These have the potential to make you freak out...or feel the "Oh crap, I took too much" heart-racing-anxious-uncomfortable-fun-happy-joy-time.
You know, when your brain starts telling you that you need to go to the hospital because it's swimming in THC.
I mean STONED.
...Or really high, depending on what you use.
Even for the seasoned veteran, Like myself and NorCalHal...
Do not take these if you have ANY obligations, plans or chores as you may not be able to perform them. I always end up on the 360 again splitting heads and such...then bedtime.
Seriously...this is almost disgusting
Now that that is out of the way..
this is double dose, break the cracker in half. I have never eaten a whole one...never been that brave.
[Materials:]
2 Grahm Crackers
Soft or Chunky penut butter
Butter Knife
Foil
Cannabis Flowers (1.5 to 2.0 grams)*
Grinder
Courage
[Assembly Instructions:]
Preheat your oven to 325 degrees. Don't give me that volitlatizing crap...or the vaporizing jargin...just read on...
Grind your stuff, form it into a rectangle the same size as the gram cracker. This step makes application much more simple and less messy.
Spread a good amount of penut butter on the cracker, leaving about a 1/4 in or 2 to 3 cm gap around the edge of the cracker. This is also kinda important too. Later of course.
Take the cracker with penut butter, lay it face down onto the square pile of ground flowers, lift and set aside, depending on what you are using there may be a good amount that good not stick to the penut butter. This you can sprinke on top.
Oh, and be sure to grind really good...liike you are trying to get a powder.
Repeat the penut butter application on the second cracker and place on top of the first. make sure they are flat and even. the weed should be completely covered by the penut butter on both crackers and only exposed on the sides.
Then fill the edges with penut butter, essentally sealing it in. Thus the uncaring nature to the temprature in the oven. everything is trapped in the penut butter capsule.
Wrap it in aluminum foil, bake that bird for about...ummm...like 30 to 35 minutes, then let cool for another 10 to 15.
You are definately going to need something to drink to wash this thing down, as it is harder to eat than an MRE cracker with no water. Which is impossible.
I drink milk with it... I know...gross, but it's a good "Troat Food Lube"
Plus, this thing is so much easyer to make than those tiny little crackers.
Heres some pic's from the last time I made one. For a Shark's game.I used Cindy 99, Cured for almost a whole year...and they lost.
Big shocker there. At least I was high out of my mind....
