Recent content by Dubbaman

you should see how mine came out a while back i did a strain report on it too. goo dlooking stuff and IDK about no smell mine was funky as a fresh turd in the sun!

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An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical Exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take This jar home and bring back a semen sample Tomorrow.' The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared At the doctor's office and gave him the jar, Which...

A guy was hunting when a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over & discharged, shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well, sir, I have some good news & some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage...

The missus came home steaming drunk last night. "You up for some role play action, babe?" She asked with a wink. "Not really." I replied. "Oh, come on." She said. "We can act out ANY scene, from ANY film you want." Walking over to her with a huge smile on my face, I noticed her expression...

And in this form ill drink more milk :D

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cellular phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello?" WOMAN: "Hi Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?" MAN: "Yes." WOMAN: "I'm at...

A good ole Arkansas boy won a bass boat in a raffle drawing. He brought it home and his wife looks at him and says, "What you gonna do with that. There ain't no water deep enough to float a boat within 100 miles of here." He says, "I won it and I'm a gonna keep it." His brother came over...

A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a...

To write with a broken pencil is... pointless. When fish are in schools they sometimes... take debate. A thief who stole a calendar... got twelve months. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles,... U.C.L.A. The professor discovered that her theory of earthquakes... was on shaky ground. The...

An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he was feeling worn out and depressed. As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about, "What time of night to...

Five rules for men to follow for a happy life: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you...

One winter morning a husband and wife in northern Minnesota were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer Say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snowplows can get through." So the...

A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes through the swinging doors, he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER : $2.00 HAMBURGER : $2.25 CHEESEBURGER : $2.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH ...