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Time to give the lady of the house an occasional break..
> >After 4 long months of cold winter, we are finally coming up to
summer
> >and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on
the
> >etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of
>cooking
> >a real man will do, probably because there is an element of
> >danger involved.
> >
> >When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put
> >into motion:
> >
> >Routine...
> >
> >1) The woman buys the food.
> >2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
> >3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along
>with
> >the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is
> >lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> >
> >Here comes the important part:
> >
> >4 ) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
> >
> >More routine....
> >
> >5) T he woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> >6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
>thanks
> >her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
> >situation.
> >
> >Important again:
> >
> >7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
> >
> >More routine.....
> >
> >
> >8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces
> >and brings them to the table.
> >9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> >
> >And most important of all:
> >
> >10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> >
> >
> >11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And,
upon
> >seeing
> >her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
>women...
> >After 4 long months of cold winter, we are finally coming up to
summer
> >and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on
the
> >etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking as it's the only type of
>cooking
> >a real man will do, probably because there is an element of
> >danger involved.
> >
> >When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events
are put
> >into motion:
> >
> >Routine...
> >
> >1) The woman buys the food.
> >2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes
dessert.
> >3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray
along
>with
> >the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man
who is
> >lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.
> >
> >Here comes the important part:
> >
> >4 ) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
> >
> >More routine....
> >
> >5) T he woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
> >6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He
>thanks
> >her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the
> >situation.
> >
> >Important again:
> >
> >7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
> >
> >More routine.....
> >
> >
> >8) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins,
sauces
> >and brings them to the table.
> >9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.
> >
> >And most important of all:
> >
> >10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
> >
> >
> >11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And,
upon
> >seeing
> >her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some
>women...
