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  1. TexasMonster

    Howdy

    I be here, I be here :holysheep: for some reason I am not receiving my notifications for my subscriptions. help
  2. TexasMonster

    Howdy

    I missed yall too. I need to find that popcorn. Funny the things yall remember. I actually have a real job now, for the moment anyway. Chef!!!!!! I was trying to remember your handle
  3. TexasMonster

    Howdy

    Hi, after a small vacation (forced) I am back. I missed yall
  4. TexasMonster

    I am getting old

    I just wanna let the girls out there know that my back is ok though. (smiley) I know you gals were wondering BTW, that makes me laugh every time I see it
  5. TexasMonster

    Mexico Killed In Drug Deal

    MEXICO CITY—In the latest incident of drug-related violence to hit the country, all 111 million citizens of Mexico were killed Monday during a shoot-out between rival drug cartels. According to the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration, the violence was sparked by a botched drug deal...
  6. TexasMonster

    Appropriate bad names

    (smiley)
  7. TexasMonster

    Boston Baked bean

    HIE was banned?
  8. TexasMonster

    I am getting old

    My garden is only tomatoes and okra this year. Just to busy for much else out there.
  9. TexasMonster

    Appropriate bad names

    The absolute best thing I have ever tasted deep fried was a pork spare rib. My goodness, now I have to go to the fridge and make a brisket sandwich.
  10. TexasMonster

    I am getting old

    No, its not old really, but I warn ya, ya start noticing aches and pains that you remember older folks talking about. I'm still having a good time and all, but some things are changing. I do have this incredible urge to trade the ole 63 F100 in on a Corvette though. Middle Age Crisis? Just...
  11. TexasMonster

    I am getting old

    cuarenta y tres
  12. TexasMonster

    I am getting old

    So, I got one year older this month. I snuck it past yall (appears snuck is not a word-is now) by lying on the birthday question. Does anybody answer that honestly or am I just a liar liar pants on fire? anyway I am getting old. I've been noticing a stiffness in my fingers for a while now...
  13. TexasMonster

    Joke of the Day

    I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. Wives are sleeping with their husbands because they can't afford batteries. CEO's are now playing miniature golf. Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. A stripper was killed when her audience showered her with rolls of pennies while she danced...
  14. TexasMonster

    Joke of the Day

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. 'Oh, I really liked it,' she replied, 'especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand...
  15. TexasMonster

    The 3 Levels of a Marijuana High

    Guacamole
  16. TexasMonster

    nicotine in MJ?

    I have a friend who grew up in the Virgin Islands. He said they smoked a lot of MJ in banana leaves. Weird. I dont get the mixing of tobacco and MJ thing but hey, to each his (or her) own. ¿Right?
  17. TexasMonster

    12/12

    Iffin I were in his spot thats eggzactly what I would do
  18. TexasMonster

    3 out of 4 feminized Auto Assassins male

    I ran the Auto Assassin last year. I really really enjoyed that smoke. I did have one plant that just did not auto. It looks like the Auto Assassin but taller. I got luck and she was a female. I was pretty much a greenhorn last year and made tons of mistakes. I still have cuttings of that plant...
  19. TexasMonster

    Boston Baked bean

    Huh, no more HIE? I hope BBB comes back too. I really hope she is finding life to be better now no matter if she comes back or not. She was cool.
  20. TexasMonster

    The newest addition to the sawhse family!

    ← Loves puppies. That puppy picture in the ladies lap is funny. She (the puppy) looks so curious. Those are fun times.
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