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  1. Hippie420

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Ain't that a shame.
  2. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    The sun kisses the morning sky The bees kiss the butterflies The dew kisses the morning grass And you my friend can kiss my nose 27 degrees currently and heading for a sweltering 55. Hey, as long as it burns the frost off, I can mow after I get back from Flint for a doctor's appointment for the...
  3. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    Good night folks. ☮️
  4. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    Had a nice dinner. The Old Hen had steak medallions, the Pullet hat lobster something, and I had my bacon cheese burger and onion rings. Judging by the lack of conversation, I'd say they were happy with their meals. I love watching them eat, but I'm smart enough not to get my hands or feet near...
  5. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    Taking my girls out for dinner. I'll be back!
  6. Hippie420

    The Original Old Farts Club

    I'll bet the goat misses me......
  7. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    I always made the mistake of licking the butter off my fingers when I squeezed the last drops outta the cheese cloth. Woah! Talk about a buzz...
  8. Hippie420

    Wonkas Cave of Mishaps.

    Haven't bought seeds in a long time. I get by with a little help from my friends. ❤️
  9. Hippie420

    Birthday Alert!

    Uncle Groovy turned 61 today! Join me in wishing him a Happy Birthday!
  10. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    Looks like Jan's done a wake and bake! The post so nice she made it twice! Good morning, Misfits. The Gods have chosen to make the world wet, or my little piece of it, so no lawn mowing today. The Old Hen turned 70 this morning, so a party for her today. 35 lovely degrees outside this morning...
  11. Hippie420

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Do you know what happens when you mix goat and human DNA? You get a lifetime ban from the petting zoo.
  12. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    Must be sativas.
  13. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    When I was a teenager, I had a cat that was better than any dope sniffing Shepard. That bastard would find my bag o' weed no matter where I hid it. He wasn't a fan of catnip, either. I came home from school and found my dresser drawer partially open. I pulled it open and found him sprawled out...
  14. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    I'm out. You kids play nice, mmmk? 🤪 ☮️
  15. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    I remember the van in Scooby-do, where are you?
  16. Hippie420

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Damned bird did everything she could think of to get under my skin today. Chewed on the quilt, chewed on my shorts, attacked the wife, attacked the cat, and generally made herself a pain in my ass. Found the reason laying next to my leg.
  17. Hippie420

    The Original Old Farts Club

    Reminds me of an old joke, but it would be considered racist.....
  18. Hippie420

    What is in your backyard?

    Tell Zig to save it for the bear!
  19. Hippie420

    Island Of Misfits

    Sunshine and 49 here in Racoon City. After yesterday's baking fiasco, I'm rewarding myself with Beijing's sesame chicken and some eggrolls.
  20. Hippie420

    The Original Old Farts Club

    The OFC is in rare form this morning!
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