I don't remember exactly what date in May '67 I first got high, just that it was in the first 10 days of the month. The radio stations we just starting to play tunes from Sgt. Pepper, before it's release. So every May since I play the album.
If they need to do a study on the long-term effects of pot use, I'd be a good subject. I believe I'm still pretty acute, even after all those years a-tokin'.
Of course I'm not is as good physically, but I'm still in shape (round is a shape).
I checked one of those height to weight charts and discoved I'm not overweight, just 3" too short.
My girlfriend is fat boy is she fat.
She's so fat she has her own gravitational pull. There's like little Krispy Creme crumbs circling her.
She's so fat when she moons someone it changes the tides.
She got hit crossing the street and I asked the driver "why didn't you go around" and he said "I didn't have enough gas."
And she's ugly. When you look up the word "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her.
And she's old. She's so old, when she went to school they didn't have History.
And did I mention she's a terrible cook? Her cooking is so bad the flies got together and fixed the screen door.
The bad thing about getting old is you don't get much sex. If it wasn't for pickpockets I wouldn't have any sex at all.
Thanks Rodney.
Yeah I admit it, I'm high.
If they need to do a study on the long-term effects of pot use, I'd be a good subject. I believe I'm still pretty acute, even after all those years a-tokin'.
Of course I'm not is as good physically, but I'm still in shape (round is a shape).
I checked one of those height to weight charts and discoved I'm not overweight, just 3" too short.
My girlfriend is fat boy is she fat.
She's so fat she has her own gravitational pull. There's like little Krispy Creme crumbs circling her.
She's so fat when she moons someone it changes the tides.
She got hit crossing the street and I asked the driver "why didn't you go around" and he said "I didn't have enough gas."
And she's ugly. When you look up the word "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her.
And she's old. She's so old, when she went to school they didn't have History.
And did I mention she's a terrible cook? Her cooking is so bad the flies got together and fixed the screen door.
The bad thing about getting old is you don't get much sex. If it wasn't for pickpockets I wouldn't have any sex at all.
Thanks Rodney.
Yeah I admit it, I'm high.