The Harley & The dishes (NSFW)
A guy named Joe heads into his local Harley Davidson dealership with a fistful of dollars and starts looking for his dream motorbike. The dealer looks at Joe's choice and states that while Joe's choice in motorcycle was respectable, the older style Harleys not only held their value better, but in most cases they actually increased substantially in value. Joe decides to take the dealers advice and chooses the older model bike.
Just as Joe finishes signing the paperwork, the dealer warns joe that these bikes are prone to rust and in order to for the classic Harley to retain its value, Joe would have to keep his purchase out of the rain.
Joe wasn't happy about this new information and explained that he had no garage at his home and the bike was going to be parked outside in the elements. The dealer then assured Joe that there was a simple solution to this problem and proceeded to hand Joe a large jar of Vaseline. The dealer then explains to Joe, that he is to cover his bike in Vaseline if he suspects rain, and this would protect Joe's investment. Joe, happy with this solution , decides to accept the Vaseline and proceeds with the purchase of the bike.
Later that evening Joe rang his new girlfriend as they had a date night organized.
Joe pulled up to her house on his newly purchased vintage Harley and Joe's girlfriend was very impressed to say the least, she then proceeded to tell Joe that she had told her parents about Joe and they were keen to meet him for dinner.
Joe agreed to the dinner, his girlfriend hopped on the back of the bike and they rode out to Joe's girlfriends parents house.
As the two lovebirds got off the bike and made their way toward the house, Joe's girlfriend stopped and said "there's something I need to tell you. We have a rule in our house that nobody speaks during dinner or they have to do the dishes".Joe laughed and agreed to the quirky stipulation.
Upon entering the house Joe was horrified when he could see what looked like a years worth of dishes piled up all through the house.
After exchanging awkward pleasantries with the parents, they all sat down for dinner and sure enough not a word was spoken, for fear of being lumbered with the task of washing the dishes.
Halfway through dinner and still in silence Joe, being the rebellious type, plants a passionate kiss on his girlfriend. The parents don't look too thrilled but before they say anything, both look over to the pile of dishes and decide not to say anything and continue with their meals.
Joe then, taking advantage of the situation, pulls out his chair, bends his girlfriend over, pulls her panties to the side and starts humping her at the table.
By this stage both parents are furious, they look at each other but before any of them act they look over toward the mass of unwashed dishes and decide to ignore what is happening.
Joe realizing he is in the middle of a once in a lifetime situation then pushes his girlfriend out of the way, clears a space on the table, grabs his girlfriend's mom and starts giving her the same treatment on the table much to the dismay of his girlfriend and her father.
Both the girlfriend and her father are now livid at what is happening in front of them but just as they are about to give Joe his marching orders both look toward the mountain of dishes and decide against saying anything.
Just as Joe is giving it to his girlfriend's mum, Joe catches a glimpse out of the window and sees rain drops.
The first thing that comes to Joe's mind is his precious Harley Davidson and the potential damage the rain will do to his investment. With that in mind and in a heartbeat Joe casts his girlfriend's mother aside and grabs the Vaseline out of his pocket.
Just then his girlfriend's dad jumps out of his seat and says " okay, okay, I'll do the fucken dishes".
