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Stoney Bud
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Adventures In Sensiland
Stoney Bud is walking into town from his shack in the hills. A small green man stares at him as he passes him on the path.
The green man asks, "Hey Bud, I'm from out of town. I seek Rev Willis. I met him while doing some interplanetary travel.
Stoney Bud replies, "Standup fellow, that Reverend. He runs the head shop on Bong Street, with his buddy, DopeDoctor.
Along comes FaTal1 with a blunt in his mouth and says "anyone wanna hit this blunt?"
The small green man grabs the blunt, produces a bong from his jacket, and packs the blunt into the bowl.
RW DD and FT join in and all get high! Sleep comes to all and the roots of a nearby tree start moving fast, towards the group.
Stoney appears suddenly, waves his magic Weedeater and kicks it in its root balls. The dopers are safe for now.
Rev W gives the tree its last rites and the group sits down for a meal of magic mushrooms with a niceWhite Widow salad.
When the meal is complete, the waiter brings hot coffee to the group. They smoke the salad and talk about ...
then drfting07 comes around the bend, bearing many treats. But what catches the groups eye is the giant cola that they can smell clear across the land. "It's White Skunk" and he procedes to give each a nug to sample. "Mind if I tag along?"
drfting07's nugs are added to the salad and more bongs are produced. Stoney tells the group he just upped the character count to 200 cause 100 was too hard to stay under and they all leaped for joy.
The green man suddenly reappears in the center of the table. He snaps his fingers for everyones attention and says, "We must prepare for our sojourn tomorrow. Pack your bags tonight for our long journey to..."
passage to Bancock by way of the Thailand Express. Our first stop is Bogota To check Colombian fields.
My merry mello friend has forgotten that no one can leave sensiland. The magic will end if you try. Columbia isnt possible but sensiland got it's name from the fields outside of town. Let's all go get a few pounds of weed and make something like
Peace with all the land and people so we never want to leave and not get confused when others entice you to leave this wonderous land.
Meanwhile, On the dark side of Sensiland EVIL Dr.GreenThumb is trying to perfect his THC neutralizing potion...
Rev tell’s the traveler’s, "We've got to stop this crazy sumbitch or he'll neutralize our THC. We must neutralize his gonads. Once we do that, he'll submit to our will. Agent Beatrice Mello from our Bangkok division is the officer in charge.
Dr. Greenthumb learns of this plot and calls in his "EVIL sidekick" Mutt (Kato's evil twin brother ). To go head to head with the formidable Agent Beatrice Mello.
B. Mello uses the red bong to alarm her agents of the situation. After the red bong mtg., B. Mello has assigned a team of assassins who will go in and destroy any plans Dr. Grn. has to neutralize THC. Rev has been assigned leader of the assassins.
meanwhile..in the underground lab of Dr. Greenthumb Mutt is making the connections to the sinister Anti-THC bong missle. which is located in the trunk of the "moldy-bud mobile" Mutt asks "is it the green to the red or the other way around?"
BUT, Mr. Green Thumb doesn't know that there is a double agent in his clan that will do anything to thwart Mr. Green Thumb's plan. The double agent's identity is only known to...
the Weed God and himself and the Weed God ain't talking. Stoney Bud decides to do the most logical thing and he sits on a rock to think while he smokes a huge bowl of TBG's Papaya nugs. Ole GT and Stoney go back a long way. Back to the time they went to
Kansas City to eat BBQ at the world-famous Arthur Bryants. They had a tremendous case of the screamin' psychedelic munchies as they gnawed their way through 4 slabs of beef ribs each! Stoney, who could barely move, said....
"This beef is freakin awesome dude! Pass the bong." But then Stoney and TBG realized that they were never in Kansas city, because they couldn't travel. They were acually eating candy at the local convenience store, owned by....
A squat, very ugly, wart covered dwarf with an exceptionally long nose that looked like anything but a nose!! Stoney knew him well and had heard the stories about how he had saved Sensiland with his magic. A dragon had once plagued Sensiland.
The dragon regularly ate people from Sensiland. As the population dwindled, the townspeople turned to the magic dwarf for help. He called his friend Jackie Paper and his magic dragon Puff. The three made plan’s to get rid of the evil dragon.
drfting07 realized he hadnt said anything for a good 5 hours because his own bud sent him in his own world and had been walkin around with the group all day. "anyone got some gurb?"
"Now is not the time to worry about gurb, drfting07, we'll get some later. Right now we have a giant-ass dragon to fight." DopeDoctor said.
Little did they know that NHP was starting a smoking circle on the other side of town.
Stoney thought to himself; "..A bunch of stoners against one mean ass dragon. Oh crap! We're toast!" Pass that bong over DopeDoctor! If we plan and work together, we can kick this dragon’s ass Doc! But how? What can we use as weapons to kill it?
Just then Stoneys magic bong started floating and they all could see NHP. He told stoney that the dragon might be High and have the munchies.
Just as Stoney Bud is pondering this, a deranged retired professional wrestler comes running by, screaming wildly. He stops for a moment to examine the group, and then continues his ranting rampage. From then on he is known only as “Insane”
After that Insane guy ran by, Stoney looked into the sky. A huge, winged, fire breathing Dragon was bearing down on the group from several thousand feet in the air above Sensiland. A nearby cave seemed like the only place of immediate safety.
Meanwhile deep in the underground lab of Dr. Greenthumb.
Mutt got the wires mixed up. Then the strangest thing happened. He applied power and zap. His THC receptors grew 3 sizes bigger. All of a sudden..
That Insane guy looked up into the sky and noticed that there was a huge dragon, and it looked hungry. His demented screams stopped abruptly “…Holy Crap...”, he grabs a steel-folding chair and hides in the cave. His demented cries continue.
Dr.GreenThumb and his THC neutralizing potion are suddenly far from Stoney’s mind as the Dragon landed and snorted its way to the entrance of the cave. Luckily, the entrance was much too little for it to enter. Fire spewed from its nostrils.
Stoney Bud is walking into town from his shack in the hills. A small green man stares at him as he passes him on the path.
The green man asks, "Hey Bud, I'm from out of town. I seek Rev Willis. I met him while doing some interplanetary travel.
Stoney Bud replies, "Standup fellow, that Reverend. He runs the head shop on Bong Street, with his buddy, DopeDoctor.
Along comes FaTal1 with a blunt in his mouth and says "anyone wanna hit this blunt?"
The small green man grabs the blunt, produces a bong from his jacket, and packs the blunt into the bowl.
RW DD and FT join in and all get high! Sleep comes to all and the roots of a nearby tree start moving fast, towards the group.
Stoney appears suddenly, waves his magic Weedeater and kicks it in its root balls. The dopers are safe for now.
Rev W gives the tree its last rites and the group sits down for a meal of magic mushrooms with a niceWhite Widow salad.
When the meal is complete, the waiter brings hot coffee to the group. They smoke the salad and talk about ...
then drfting07 comes around the bend, bearing many treats. But what catches the groups eye is the giant cola that they can smell clear across the land. "It's White Skunk" and he procedes to give each a nug to sample. "Mind if I tag along?"
drfting07's nugs are added to the salad and more bongs are produced. Stoney tells the group he just upped the character count to 200 cause 100 was too hard to stay under and they all leaped for joy.
The green man suddenly reappears in the center of the table. He snaps his fingers for everyones attention and says, "We must prepare for our sojourn tomorrow. Pack your bags tonight for our long journey to..."
passage to Bancock by way of the Thailand Express. Our first stop is Bogota To check Colombian fields.
My merry mello friend has forgotten that no one can leave sensiland. The magic will end if you try. Columbia isnt possible but sensiland got it's name from the fields outside of town. Let's all go get a few pounds of weed and make something like
Peace with all the land and people so we never want to leave and not get confused when others entice you to leave this wonderous land.
Meanwhile, On the dark side of Sensiland EVIL Dr.GreenThumb is trying to perfect his THC neutralizing potion...
Rev tell’s the traveler’s, "We've got to stop this crazy sumbitch or he'll neutralize our THC. We must neutralize his gonads. Once we do that, he'll submit to our will. Agent Beatrice Mello from our Bangkok division is the officer in charge.
Dr. Greenthumb learns of this plot and calls in his "EVIL sidekick" Mutt (Kato's evil twin brother ). To go head to head with the formidable Agent Beatrice Mello.
B. Mello uses the red bong to alarm her agents of the situation. After the red bong mtg., B. Mello has assigned a team of assassins who will go in and destroy any plans Dr. Grn. has to neutralize THC. Rev has been assigned leader of the assassins.
meanwhile..in the underground lab of Dr. Greenthumb Mutt is making the connections to the sinister Anti-THC bong missle. which is located in the trunk of the "moldy-bud mobile" Mutt asks "is it the green to the red or the other way around?"
BUT, Mr. Green Thumb doesn't know that there is a double agent in his clan that will do anything to thwart Mr. Green Thumb's plan. The double agent's identity is only known to...
the Weed God and himself and the Weed God ain't talking. Stoney Bud decides to do the most logical thing and he sits on a rock to think while he smokes a huge bowl of TBG's Papaya nugs. Ole GT and Stoney go back a long way. Back to the time they went to
Kansas City to eat BBQ at the world-famous Arthur Bryants. They had a tremendous case of the screamin' psychedelic munchies as they gnawed their way through 4 slabs of beef ribs each! Stoney, who could barely move, said....
"This beef is freakin awesome dude! Pass the bong." But then Stoney and TBG realized that they were never in Kansas city, because they couldn't travel. They were acually eating candy at the local convenience store, owned by....
A squat, very ugly, wart covered dwarf with an exceptionally long nose that looked like anything but a nose!! Stoney knew him well and had heard the stories about how he had saved Sensiland with his magic. A dragon had once plagued Sensiland.
The dragon regularly ate people from Sensiland. As the population dwindled, the townspeople turned to the magic dwarf for help. He called his friend Jackie Paper and his magic dragon Puff. The three made plan’s to get rid of the evil dragon.
drfting07 realized he hadnt said anything for a good 5 hours because his own bud sent him in his own world and had been walkin around with the group all day. "anyone got some gurb?"
"Now is not the time to worry about gurb, drfting07, we'll get some later. Right now we have a giant-ass dragon to fight." DopeDoctor said.
Little did they know that NHP was starting a smoking circle on the other side of town.
Stoney thought to himself; "..A bunch of stoners against one mean ass dragon. Oh crap! We're toast!" Pass that bong over DopeDoctor! If we plan and work together, we can kick this dragon’s ass Doc! But how? What can we use as weapons to kill it?
Just then Stoneys magic bong started floating and they all could see NHP. He told stoney that the dragon might be High and have the munchies.
Just as Stoney Bud is pondering this, a deranged retired professional wrestler comes running by, screaming wildly. He stops for a moment to examine the group, and then continues his ranting rampage. From then on he is known only as “Insane”
After that Insane guy ran by, Stoney looked into the sky. A huge, winged, fire breathing Dragon was bearing down on the group from several thousand feet in the air above Sensiland. A nearby cave seemed like the only place of immediate safety.
Meanwhile deep in the underground lab of Dr. Greenthumb.
Mutt got the wires mixed up. Then the strangest thing happened. He applied power and zap. His THC receptors grew 3 sizes bigger. All of a sudden..
That Insane guy looked up into the sky and noticed that there was a huge dragon, and it looked hungry. His demented screams stopped abruptly “…Holy Crap...”, he grabs a steel-folding chair and hides in the cave. His demented cries continue.
Dr.GreenThumb and his THC neutralizing potion are suddenly far from Stoney’s mind as the Dragon landed and snorted its way to the entrance of the cave. Luckily, the entrance was much too little for it to enter. Fire spewed from its nostrils.
