Are you safe...at home?

[the chef]

Hehe...had to share this with the family! I've had this problem with a constant heartbeat in my left ear that's been getting louder and louder as the weeks went on so the wifey finally took me to an urgent care facilty. After a few test the NURSE practitioner reffered me to the hospital for fear of all things..a brain leasion! Freaking out i went. Now a little history....I HATE HOSPITALS! So as i was getting my vitals checked and answering a whole slew of questions the nurse asked me...are you safe at home?:huh: Being over six foot and ranging from 250-260 i was puzzled as was the wifey. She then repeated...are you safe at home???????? :huh: Again i was puzzled. She asked do you get beat or are you abused!:spit: With me being me i pondered the thought fer a min and after a tap on the back of the head from the wifey i told her no. I was told they have to ask that question no matter who's in the room. We're still getting play out of that! Turn out i have vertigo due to fluid behind my eardrum.

Lesson: Don't cheap out go to the ER and..um....make sure your safe at home!!!:laugh:

 

[Sparda]

Lol that's damn funny, I can just picture your wife standing behind you waiting for you to answer the question too before tapping you on the shoulder hah.

 

[the chef]

Lol that's damn funny, I can just picture your wife standing behind you waiting for you to answer the question too before tapping you on the shoulder hah.

I wish it was my shoulder it was the back of my head.

 

[Rosebud]

At least she didn't slap you up the side of the head and tell you to answer damn it. I am glad you are safe at home all big cheffy of you. get rid of that fluid... get better Cheffy.

 

[Locked]

Glad you are okay chef....and tell the wifey to stop beating on ya.

 

[pcduck]

Yeah I hear one good smack across your head can break your eardrum.

Is that what really happened? chef :rofl:

 

[the chef]

At least she didn't slap you up the side of the head and tell you to answer damn it. I am glad you are safe at home all big cheffy of you. get rid of that fluid... get better Cheffy.

It was close Rosie

 

[the chef]

Glad you are okay chef....and tell the wifey to stop beating on ya.

It would've been worse but there was a witness

 

[the chef]

Yeah I hear one good smack across your head can break your eardrum.

Is that what really happened? chef :rofl:

lol...i was told to say i no speaka engleesh.....