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A really corny joke
The person above me
The person above me
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What do you call a dog with no legs?
Don't matter he ain't going to come anyhow
Don't matter he ain't going to come anyhow
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Want to hear a dirty joke?
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
Want to hear a clean joke?
He waded in the river. Now his pecker is spotless.
A white horse fell in a mud puddle.
Want to hear a clean joke?
He waded in the river. Now his pecker is spotless.
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What do you call a hundred rabbits marching backwards?
A receding hare-line.
'One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of the car. He willingly does so, she says "Anything you say can and will be used against you."
He replies " BREASTS"!
A receding hare-line.
'One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of the car. He willingly does so, she says "Anything you say can and will be used against you."
He replies " BREASTS"!
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RIP Neil Peart 9/12/1952 -- 1/7/2020
What do you find in an elephant's nose? Two six-foot boogers.
Mmmmm...boogers...
Mmmmm...boogers...
YYZ Skinhead
RIP Neil Peart 9/12/1952 -- 1/7/2020
What is all women's fav part of constructing a building? The erection.
(particularly a Canadian building)
(particularly a Canadian building)
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YYZ Skinhead said:
Building one now
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If a firefighters business can go up in smoke, and a plumbers business can go down the drain, can a hooker get layed off?
A Colorado "Hick" is walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another lonely Colorado Hick who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
A Colorado "Hick" is walking along the road with a sheep under each arm.
He meets another lonely Colorado Hick who says "you sheerin' mate?" and the first guy replies "naw, they're all mine"
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Ok lets try numbin my fingers with long post, I hate typin ling time
anyways here it be
Indian walks down from the mountain to a small town brothal and knocks on the door
Madame answers the door and says "Yes can I help you?"
Indian replyies YES ME WANTIM PEACE OF ***!
The madame relpies "Oh well do you have any money?"
Indian repies "No me no got no money"
Madame replies "well maybe yu should go off and earn some money in the lumber camp up the road"
Indian walks off.......
Month later Indian comes back and knocks to door!
Madame open door and the Indian say "Me wantim piece of ***"
Madame says "well do yu have any money? Indian replies YES me have money!
Madame says "do yu have any experience?"
Indian "NO me no got no experience"
Madame say " well yu go off and work in the bush and everytime yual come to tree with a nice notch in it. well yual practice on that!"
Indian walks off to trail
Month later the Indian return and knocks to door....
Madame opens door and sees Indian standin there
Indian "Me wantem piece of ***!"
Madame "Do you have any money?"
Indian "Yes yes me got lots of money!"
Madame "Well do you have any experiencs?"
Indian "Yes me got lot and lots exsperience!"
Well the madamme not sure what she all can do now to turn him away say "OK yual can take Trisha in room 2"
Indian meets with trisha and enters room.
Indian closes door and turns to woman and says " Bend Over!"
Trisha says"What"
Indian says "bend over!"
so trisha turns and immediatly gets wacked three times on the butt with a stick!
Trisha jumps up screaming what did yual do that for??!!!
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"Me checking for Bee's"
All I got sorry it be long
BWD
anyways here it be
Indian walks down from the mountain to a small town brothal and knocks on the door
Madame answers the door and says "Yes can I help you?"
Indian replyies YES ME WANTIM PEACE OF ***!
The madame relpies "Oh well do you have any money?"
Indian repies "No me no got no money"
Madame replies "well maybe yu should go off and earn some money in the lumber camp up the road"
Indian walks off.......
Month later Indian comes back and knocks to door!
Madame open door and the Indian say "Me wantim piece of ***"
Madame says "well do yu have any money? Indian replies YES me have money!
Madame says "do yu have any experience?"
Indian "NO me no got no experience"
Madame say " well yu go off and work in the bush and everytime yual come to tree with a nice notch in it. well yual practice on that!"
Indian walks off to trail
Month later the Indian return and knocks to door....
Madame opens door and sees Indian standin there
Indian "Me wantem piece of ***!"
Madame "Do you have any money?"
Indian "Yes yes me got lots of money!"
Madame "Well do you have any experiencs?"
Indian "Yes me got lot and lots exsperience!"
Well the madamme not sure what she all can do now to turn him away say "OK yual can take Trisha in room 2"
Indian meets with trisha and enters room.
Indian closes door and turns to woman and says " Bend Over!"
Trisha says"What"
Indian says "bend over!"
so trisha turns and immediatly gets wacked three times on the butt with a stick!
Trisha jumps up screaming what did yual do that for??!!!
Indian Replies
"Me checking for Bee's"
All I got sorry it be long
BWD
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These are so bad they are good. I have giggled a lot...
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how much does a pirate pay for his ear ring
a buccaneer
a buccaneer
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Me too Rose...as dorky as they are, they make me .
Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?
Its making HEADLINES!
.Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?
Fo' Drizzle!
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Have you heard the one about the corduroy pillow?
Its making HEADLINES!
YYZ Skinhead
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A Corny Joke: What sort of corn goes great with melody? Hominy.
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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?
Beer nuts run $1.45 while deer nuts are under a buck.
Beer nuts run $1.45 while deer nuts are under a buck.
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