Embarrasment is a smoking ritual for me, i always tend to do something utterly retarded.
One night me my gf at the time and my one of my bestfriends were headed out and my friend is like aright i want some weed, how about you guys... we're like ok sure what the hell.. i love gettin baked who was i to complain that she was buying... so anyway she calls around and no one has any to sell but her one friend was like.. come on over you guys can smoke up wit us.... so yeah we did that.. we hopped into her friends car and tottally hot boxed it.. like couldn't see an inch infront or around you, so after we toked up we hung out there for a bit, and my gf at the time was all like.. fallin over and shit havin issues walking.. it was funny but then we decided to leave there and like go get some food, went to perkins... and like.. when we got there.. and i got outta the car i totally cracked my head off the corner of the door and i tell you what i busted up laughing.. i couldn't help it.. they were all like what? and i'm like i just tried to close the door on my head... it was funny... yeah.. lol.. so anyway in the resturant like my girl always got the munchies like majorly.. and i swear if cost wasn't an issue she woulda ordered the entire menu, like i wasn't even hungry but it was fun eating the pancakes.. cos they were cool feeling in my mouth... so anyway we're sitting there talking.. and trying to come up with all the ways you could use an arm growin out of your forehead.. hahaha it was great. yeah.. ok so that was that night...
Another night the three of us went to go pick up a bag, were doin bong hits driving around... tryin to think of sumpthin to do, we ended up just drivin around and like.. decided to hang out and smoke at the soccer fields, and my girl got all paranoid cos it was so dark.. and she was all like.. dude! what if there is some guy in the bushes just waiting there.. or hiding behind the dumpster.. and she was all freakin out.. we had to basically drag her wit us.. so she's still all flippin out and then is like... i gotta piss.. hahaha and my friend point to the port-a-potty about 15ft away.. and goes.. why don't you go knock on the door and see if it's vacant or occupied... and we just busted up.. so now when we smoke together.. that comes up at least once.. rippin on her.. cos she was all like.. NOOOO! i'm not going to look there could be a scary old man in there waiting to rape someone... and it was just a great night...
Now... throwing up.. hahahaa.. well we were again just drivin around.. chillin smokin so we get outside my house... and we're sittin in the car cos we don't wanna go in.. all baked as ****... and i'm just like sittin there.. totally outta it, i mean i was gone, but i remember just opening up the side door... and pukeing out it.... closing the door.. and someone asked me.. are you ok.. and my other friend was like.. she is now! yeah.. totally felt better...
--- anyway i'm sure this would all be funnier if i was telling you in person... you know how it goes.. but damn.. you had to be there.. those were some good nights
