Ha ha, check this pic out.

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Dos Equis? Ugh. Were I to tag a truck I would at least tag Köstritzer Schwarzbier (which unfortunately would wreck the joke).
 
try this one...

i dont want to upload it here because it has bad language :rolleyes:

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Time4Plan-B said:
Is it an american joke as its lost on me.
T4

Its the most interesting man in the world.

“He once traveled to and explored the Virgin Islands, when he left they were just “The Islands.”


“His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser mans body.”


“He is the only person Chuck Norris has apologized to. ”


“He considers the practicing of any skill to be a form of cheating. ” He only needs to do it once to be an expert.


“He had a staring contest with the sun, and the Sun had a solar eclipse.”
 
he speaks words so heavy, it would shatter the normal mans jaw
 
Dolphins swim with him....

He speaks fluent French, in Russian...

Years ago, he created a city out of blocks. Today over 600,000 people live and work there....

His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards...

He once had an awkward moment just to see how it feels...

He lives vicariously through himself....
 
He has inside jokes with complete strangers...
Mosquito's refuse to bite him simply out of respect...
His blood smells like cologne...
 

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