Holy Crap, this is good.

[Mutt]

This is the funniest thing I have ever seen, but in some wierd way it is the truth.
Hope you got Hi-speed.
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/1248/Bush_Speaks_Original_Video.html

 

[lady kush]

Yo Mutt, that was some deep s*!t. I had to watch it three times.

 

[GanjaGuru]

Hi-speed isn't available in my area.
Our phone system consists of tin cans and waxed string.
The latest in 18th-century technology.

 

[Hick]

Hi-speed isn't available in my area.
Our phone system consists of tin cans and waxed string.
The latest in 18th-century technology.

rofl..sounds a lot like my world. Even the "Customer Service" rep located somewhere in India got a laugh whem she ocated my area.

"Oh-ho, funny 'mercan"