Home of the Old Fart's Club part 2

[ROSTERMAN]

Morning Need Coffee

 

[giggy]

morning ofc happy hump day

 

[giggy]

I had to google what a Tiler was.

yes i'm a master mason, and even spelled it wrong. it is supposed to be spelled tyler.

 

[boo]

sometimes little things slip by us brother but that sure doesn't define us...L&L

 

[user 60570]

Hey there Fellas , top of the morning to ya all

 

[pute]

Same to you Big and the rest of the gang as well.

 

[Unca Walt]

Where are their Claws?

(*snork*)

They are about as dangerous to catch as frogs. That doesn't mean they are easy. They're covered in forward-facing stickers, though, so ya gotta wear gloves.

I have one on the wall so you can see it better. The board it is mounted on is 30" long.

He overhangs it. Think about that...

When I caught him, he was so big he could not even come close to fitting in my bug bag. I had to cut the dive short, holding my spear gun, tickle stick, float rope, bug bag, and GIANT bug which was digging his feet into my ribs on either side.

Shades of "Alien"...

 

[WoodsRat]

yes i'm a master mason, and even spelled it wrong. it is supposed to be spelled tyler.

Most of the masons around here couldn't lay a straight line of bricks if you held a gun to their heads.

 

[Drifting13]

G'Morning, y'all! Giggy after Miss. Sara is gone we will have to travel to visit you. It's been tooo long since I sat in lodge with brothers.

WR, I couldn't much of anything straight... Thank heavens for my canna!

 

[pute]

Afternoon everybody. All work in the grow is done for the day. Have an appointment in a couple of hours to pick up my new hearing aids. Just in the nick of time to......my old ones have sheit the bed. Got them through medicare for about half as much as getting them on the open market. Still ridiculous.....$3,200 out of pocket. Also, they only last about 3 years.....planned obsolesce.

To bad nothing is built to last anymore. I have my frig and dishwasher (new) scheduled for repair next week. I never used to by extended warranties but I do now and I am glad to have them.

Time to screw around a bit.....

I think, I'm going to lose my drivers license...
and all just because of a stupid police officer...
The conversation went like this, when I got pulled over in my car:

Officer: "License and registration, please, I think you are drunk!"

Me: "I assure you, I did not drink anything."

Officer: "Ok, let's do a little test! Imagine driving in the dark on a highway at night, when you see two lights in the distance. What is this?"

Me: "A car."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Mercedes, an Audi or a Ford?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"So, you're drunk."

Me:"But I didn't drink anything."

Officer:"Okay, one more test -- Imagine, you drive in the dark on a highway at night, and there is one light coming at you.What is it?

Me:"A motorcycle."

Officer:"Of course! But which one? A Honda, a Kawasaki or a Harley?"

Me:"I have no idea!"

Officer:"As I suspected, you're drunk!"

Then I started to get annoyed and asked a counter question.

Me:"So..., counter question -- You're driving in the dark on a highway at night and see a woman on the roadside. She wears a mini skirt, fishnet stockings, high heeled shoes and only a bra as a top. What is this?"

Officer:"A prostitute of course."

Me:"Yes, but which one? Your daughter, your wife or your mother?"

Things went downhill from there and now I have a court date to attend...

 

[Rudedude]

Enjoy the night old Farts, I'm off to the land of weed and ice cream....

 

[1sickpuppy]

Evening folks. My sweet tooth tonight is the daughter did a homemade peach cobbler.

 

[boo]

Most of the masons around here couldn't lay a straight line of bricks if you held a gun to their heads.

giggy's referring to figurative bricks, not the kind at home despot...

 

[pute]

Tomorrow will be cutting down a Diesel. Thing grew out the top of my tent....


I am half stoned and half loaded on vodka which means I am 100% loaded......


Good night

 

[Billy Bagseed]

Howdy Old Farts! been a while since I moseyed through he-UHN! where is everybody? bloom day 50 Panama Red and Crescendo. Coco/perlite/Fox Farms/3gal bags. Trichomes on the leggy Crescendo at 53 days are stalking but still clear. Panama trichs are gooey but have yet to stalk. Bloomin' in me bawftub while the next generation gets full attention in the tent. Life is good; Pandemic and all. Hope the old gang is still kickin' somewhere. KEEF! Burnin'! Rose! Umbra! .... whe'ya'll at?

 

[Rudedude]

Good morning Old Farts, morning brother Boo, enjoy your Thirstday .....

 

[boo]

mornin brother rudie...

 

[Drifting13]

G'Morning, y'all! Miss. Sara has me up much earlier than usual. Don't know about fishing today with storms rolling in off of the Gulf...

 

[WeedHopper]

Morning folks. What's up Drifting.

 

[Drifting13]

. What's up Drifting.

Me...I think. Looking at radar and it doesn't look promising.