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[DirtyDiana]

My Shih-Tzu just ate one of my Hoeberry sprouts. The little sh!t was feeling neglected & I think he did it to get my attention because I was repotting plants instead of paying attention to him. After being outside all day building rafters I guess he thought I needed to pay him proper attention.

Can't help but laugh. Caught one of ours coming out of the Nursery with a young plant still in the cup & collar! Snagged it right out of the yellow tote! Popped his little butt good!

 

[DirtyDiana]

Think there was a drive by!

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[Keef]

I get blamed for everything U know ? -- I coulda but that ain't my work !--

 

[Rosebud]

Hey DD, that is funny and weird when they are lying down. Do you have to work on the holiday?

 

[Keef]

We multi tasking Rose !-- She off to mail some packages and my job is to make caps !--She works every weekend 7 pm -7 am -- Holiday is on the weekend !-- She be headed out later !--
Maybe one day I teach U to read the tarot ? -- U would be a natural !-- I need to try to be more careful who and what I teach !-- D.D. -- She the scary one !--She has Voodoo Queens in her lineage !-- It was in her blood and all I had to do was open the door !-- Don't believe me ? -- Piss her off real bad !--Just let me get da hell out the way first !

 

[Keef]

Hey this one time when she was really angry -- Fire flew from her fingertips !---- Lit my cigarette with her finger !-- Scary ! --

 

[Rosebud]

That is pretty angry Keef..why would i be a natural at tarot? It is interesting.

I think i will make an orange cranberry bread...

 

[Keef]

I joke around a lot Rose but that's just another tool to help me understand the world around me a little better !-- There's no mumbo jumbo stuff here unless U believe there is !-- The cards are handled by the questioner and shuffled -- U lay them out in a specific order -- Each position has a significance as related to life !-- depending on the card in that position and whether it is right side up or up side down affects the meaning -- U just explain what it says !-- Too many people try to add thier opinion into a reading !-- That's not right U just read the cards !-- By consulting several Oracles such as Rune Stones-- the Tarot or--- The I-Ching can give U a different perspective on the world around U ! --

 

[Rosebud]

hmmm very interesting.

 

[Keef]

Come on some of U old farts read some of the same stuff I did !-- Stranger in a Strange Land -- Atlas Shrugged -- Maybe U remember this writer named Carlos Castaneda (sp?) -- Who was said to be able to make a doppelganger of himself !-- A reporter trying to get a story once caught him coming down the back strains and asked him if it was him or the doppelganger! --Carlos said he was the doppelganger and the real Carlos would be coming out the front door shortly !-- The reporter hurried around front to get the interview before anyone else heard !-- I was impressed by the story !-- Don't know why I felt compelled to tell it !

 

[Keef]

I get high !-- I forget stuff !--
My version of that tale is much shorter !-- Who U gonna believe ? --Me or your lying a** eyes !-- Just never works for me !-- 4:20 -- Higher ?

 

[WeedHopper]

I read Poker cards. I can even tell you how much money you are about to win or lose. :rofl:

Keef my Wife reads Tarrot cards and also has a Pedilum she likes. I told her its total and complete bullshit. Now i think she trying to put some bad stuff on the Weddhopper. :bolt:
Nah,,she just tells me to shut the hell up and tear my ***. Yehaaaaaaaaa

 

[Keef]

I don't mess with them much any more Hopper !--I bet we could work some 3 card Monte !---- One of us suck them in with a trick win then we just take they money ?-- Cause U can't win !

 

[WeedHopper]

The Weedhopper loves him some TEXAS HOLDEM. Bring it,,yehaaaaaaaaaaaa

 

[Keef]

Hopper poker in all it's forms is all fun and games until a 5th Ace is played ! - Then it ain't fun real fast !

 

[WeedHopper]

I dont need a 5th ace to win in Texas Holdem,,,just need your money. :smoke1:

 

[Grower13]

7 stud low hole wild and all like it...... roll your own....... choice on the end up or down........ you gotta pay 2 dollars to get it turned up.

 

[Grower13]

I dont need a 5th ace to win in Texas Holdem,,,just need your money. :smoke1:

and then they made Omaha

 

[Keef]

U know what I mean Hopper !-- U don't even have to be the one caught cheating to get caught in the crossfire !
I played cards as a young man but somehow ended up as an above average chess player !-- How'd that happen ?-- I haven't played in years and years !--

 

[WeedHopper]

Me to Keef,,chest player :smoke1: Spent lots of time in Topless bars when i was young. I worked the Door. Loved my job. Free beer and other fringe benifits. Yehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa