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  1. Feb 2, 2016 #18421

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    I had eggs, sausage, grits and a biscuit from gas station deli. Oh yeah.

    One more jest about measuring stuff and I'll stop. We swapped over to the metric system at the dog residence. Helps my self esteem.
    3 inches = 7.6 centimeters.
    It's all a matter of perspective. Lol
     
  2. Feb 2, 2016 #18422

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    Now thats funny.
     
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    sorry, i had to reload this picture.
    This is for you Rose! An older grey haired lady brought this in today. she had a beautiful pitbull riding shotgun with her.
     
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    I ain't into manhood measuring, so I'll just say I missed being a porno star by six inches. Of course, I only missed being female by five and a half.......

    Just so Rose doesn't think evil of me, the pigeons always got the peanut. It was fun watching 'em work for it, though. They learn amazingly quickly. Got one tame enough to fly onto the ledge and then hop on the back of my hand and eat a peanut out of the other.
     
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    I'm hung like a light switch!
     
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    Morning O.F.C. !--What up Stank ? Where ya been ? -Hope all is well in the land of white stuff !-- Foggy in my head this morning !--Got to fix that !--
     
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    Sounds like I ever get in a fight with any of U guys--I'm gonna need a bigger jar !-- I was trained in a rare for. Of Kung-fu called "The Pissed Off Chimpanzee" first thing we do in a fight is break your opponent's fingers and/or hands so they can't hurt U !--The U bite they face off !--Then take your time and chop they stuff off and put it in a bottle for a trophy!
     
  8. Feb 2, 2016 #18428

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    YD, you saved yourself with the cutest truck ever.. It looks like the sweater I am wearing right now. I am serious. ... That is adorable for a big honker.

    Hippie, dog gone it, i finally figure out your a bad guy, then i find out I was right, you are a good guy and were all along.I am so glad he got the peanut.
     
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    THG, i see you here, not a great time to read this thread...they have been acting like boys... but i think they are done.. love you lady.
     
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    It was cool to watch them in problem solving mode. The first few would get frustrated and fly away. One finally figured out all he had to do was to pull the nut out from under the side of the tape. After he'd done that a time or two, the rest of them followed suit.

    Sparrows figure out stuff, too. I was walking past a block wall that was laid up three blocks high and waiting to cure so they could lay up the rest. I heard a sparrow chirping from within one of the cells of the block.
    Sure as ****, the little bugger had gotten in and was sitting on the bottom with no way to get out. First instinct was to grab my hammer and knock out a cell to free him which wouldn't have gone over well with the block layers.
    I grabbed a handful of sand and slowly started pouring it into the block. The bird freaked out at first, thinking I was trying to bury him. It didn't take long for him to figure out what was going on. He'd hover over on one side of the cell while I dumped in sand, then he's hop up on the pile while I poured sand down the other side. After five minutes or so, I had him standing high enough I could reach in and grab him. He didn't even look scared while I held him in my hands, and I swear if a bird could smile, he grinned when I turned him loose to the sky.
    I love critters.
     
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    Rose, when the boys start acting like girls, I'm outta here!:)
     
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    Sick basterds. :rofl:
     
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    I love that story Hippie, do you know much about crows? they have funerals for each other.. there was a sick one at my neighbors house kinda hopping around wanting some help.. my neighbor freaked I held out my arm and it jumped on it. I ask it what was wrong. We chatted and then the tree filled with crows talking very loud. Then my husband came over and the crow jumped on his head. then all the birds came and mr rb walked to the tree and he got on it and in a few minutes he was alright.weird. They have the worst voice ever, but i guess they are very smart and have rituals. I love nature too hippie.
     
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    D.D. hit the farm with Mighty Wash after lights out last night !--Some how knock light plug loose in the dirt grow !--Got Some T.E. and G.G. in there-- fixed the problem all is well ! -- Got them under control in veg. but she found a few in bloom !---Watching low for those root beeches and mites sneak in up higher !-- Just another battle !--
    Umbra that BBB sure gets frosty !-- I might start running a box of it at a time !--
    Hippie --Something unusual come up out these seed and anyone ask who bred it ? ---U did !!---and that's the truth !--Ain't no doubt in my mind that I can have a live clone at your door overnight !-- I've seen what U can do !-- I won't be destroying any males !-- I'm getting my mind right !--With this seed --odds are I'm gonna find something !!-- A breeding pair and I can shake more loose !--This is not a one grow season project !

    Morning Rose !
     
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    Good morning Keef. Good morning Umbra and WH.
     
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    Good Morning OFC. Hippie, I think you would like B.F. Skinner, PhD. He wrote all about positive and negative reinforcement and programming people. Beyond Freedom and Dignity is a great book. Controversial, no doubt. And it leaves you asking more questions than it answered, but it provokes a morale question that is not easily answered.
     
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    Rose, what post did you want me to read to help someone?
     
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    I missed THG ?-- She should come by more often !-- I wanted to ask if she ever any of that THC e-liquid ? --I like what Hopper called it ---Liquid Weed !--When it all comes down to making it ---Most would hesitate to pour P.G. or V.G. on top of a big valuable chunk of shatter or wax! -- That's a big step !-- I'm ready to buy an ounce of shatter and see what I can do !-- Brain damaged here always try to put things in a row !--Having to learn to multi task !--I don't have to wait till I have enough to begin extracting to begin learning to make this Liquid Weed !-- All the time playing with tetras !-

    I must confess !!--I am really, really lit this morning !--
     
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    Hey Umbra I took 3 or 4 Psychology Classes --Well --I took them my way but I got college credit for them !-- Something that struck me in the Livespan Psych class I learned a new term that is important as we age ----------Generativity ---This is the state where we accept that we are getting old and find peace with it and enjoy life !--Some never reach this state and become angry with life ! --I've made peace with myself !--I may not party hard as I used to but I do like myself some good weed !--
     
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    Umbra, thank you, he found out it was broad mites. None of us knew the problem..thank you for being a resident expert.

    I liked Skinner.
     
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