How Stoned Are You??

R

Roddy

Guest
I bought a steamroller-type pipe, the carb works great for joints, I use the bowl as a carb.It's a smooth hitter that really packs a wallop, I didn't realize just how big a wallop though until I lost my lighter...

Right hand is holding the steamroller, left hand has done a cursory pat search of both pockets and I've already started checking the floor and desk while trying to keep my senses after that last hit. Another cursory left hand pat-down (you'd think I'd put the steamroller down??) and even put my left hand into my left pocket...nothing. Ask my son and smoking partner where my lighter may be, he enters the search briefly before spotting the darned thing...

in my left hand :eek: :giggle: :huh: :stoned: :stoned: :stoned:

How think do you stoned I am?? What's your craziest stoned moment (and that one now beats the time my friend rolls her window down and asks the approaching cop "what's wrong ociffer" yeah, just like I typed it)??
 

ston-loc

Well-Known Member
Joined
May 18, 2011
Messages
2,572
Reaction score
117
It's Hash Sunday for me. Been bubblebagging it for the last 3 hours, and i'm lit........... Pretty stoked how the hash is turning out too ;)
 

YYZ Skinhead

RIP Neil Peart 9/12/1952 -- 1/7/2020
Joined
Aug 5, 2011
Messages
1,914
Reaction score
310
Location
HeIl, California.
I had a chunk of that bud dipped in hash tincture. This may have been a mistake. The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror is coming on.
 

Grower13

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 2, 2011
Messages
3,832
Reaction score
138
I'm eating Dorito's and M&M's......what?...... why's everybody looking at me?
 

orangesunshine

Drama Free
Joined
Feb 22, 2010
Messages
3,794
Reaction score
276
not stoned enough---i need my some of that us govt sponsored emergency room herb---
 

ozzydiodude

Well-Known Member
Joined
Aug 30, 2008
Messages
9,143
Reaction score
4,330
You know your stoned when you go to roll a joint and have to remove the one in your mouth to lick the paper.
 

getnasty

Well-Known Member
Joined
Sep 22, 2011
Messages
656
Reaction score
37
About a year and a half ago, my ex-fiance, her 3yo child, and I were going to go out to a movie one night. I always keep my wallet in my back right pocket and have gotten into the habit of tapping my right cheek before I leave the house to ensure I have my wallet in my pants. Prior to going to the movie, I'd stepped outside for a smoke while my ex was getting her daughter ready. When I came back in, I threw on a jacket and got ready myself. And, as always, before we were to leave I tapped my right cheek... no wallet.

I turned around and asked my ex if she had it or if she'd seen it. no, to my dismay. We were heading out to see Avatar, as I rememeber it, a movie I really wanted to see, so I'd started to get a little upset that my wallet was missing. After about 5 minutes of watching me make an *** of myself ranting and raving about someone having stolen my wallet, my ex casually informed me that I was holding my wallet in my left hand.



-nasty
 

mjrivers

Well-Known Member
Joined
Jun 28, 2011
Messages
140
Reaction score
4
I'm so high I struggled to read ur post get nasty haha, but for the past 6 hrs I've hit 4 steam rollers (2 topped with keef), packed 4 vapes, a blunt n a fat J. So I'm floating hahaha
 
R

Roddy

Guest
Good and stoned tonight, smoking some OG and loving life! A few steamrollers, a little finger hash and some Red Wings HOCKEY...can't get better, can it?
 
D

dman1234

Guest
Roddy said:
Good and stoned tonight, smoking some OG and loving life! A few steamrollers, a little finger hash and some Red Wings HOCKEY...can't get better, can it?

only if the red wings lose,:rofl: oops, now I did it. :bolt:
 

Locked

Music
Joined
Jan 24, 2009
Messages
16,527
Reaction score
3,746
Rosebud said:
Satori in the vape, i am boring but happy.
I know I hve a long list but Satori will be bumped to the top of that list. I am working on the wife to green light a bean purchase. :)
 
T

The Hemp Goddess

Guest
Rosebud said:
Satori in the vape, i am boring but happy.

I am smoking on some Satori too Rose. It has such a nice taste and high....one of my faves.

The older you get, the more boring is okay...I love days with no drama.
 
R

Roddy

Guest
Ripping on an OG through the steamroller...wake and bake for sure!!
 
R

Roddy

Guest
Last night was an amazingly high night, we decided to make some pumpkin mj bread....YUM! Although you could still taste a bit of the mj, it was great and really put on the buzz!!! Lunch will be great today!
 

HomieDaGrower

Hillbilly Emeritus
Joined
Jul 8, 2011
Messages
298
Reaction score
17
I am extremely baked right now. I refused my afternoon pain meds today, as I am trying to get off the opiates. My home health nurse, went to get some dinner, and my neighbor came over to smoke. He rolled me three doobs, of some "grand daddy purp," and we burned one down, in my flowering room. The ventilation with carbon filter keeps the smell down. He helped me get back to bed, and went home. After he left, I was looking for my 2 remaining joints. I couldn't find them anywhere. I was kind of freaked, as I didn't want my home health nurse to find them. Well, she came back from dinner, and I was trying not to act too stoned. She started giggling, and said she felt like a fool. She said, "I have been going to blaze a bowl on my dinner breaks, because I didn't want you to know that I smoked." I ask her why she decided to come clean? She giggled, and pulled the 2 joints I had tucked behind my ears out, and said that "these might have something to do with it." We both had a good laugh. She now understands why I have been refusing the afternoon dose of dilaudid, that has been prescribed. I told her how I didn't want to deal with the withdrawals when the doctor reduced my dosage, and she agreed to help me ween myself off. I will take tonights dose, but we will try burning one in the morning, instead of my morning dose, and see how I handle the pain.

HomieHogleg
P.S. For those that don't know, I had a bad motorcycle wreck 6 weeks ago, spent a month in the hospital, and am now recovering at home.
 

Locked

Music
Joined
Jan 24, 2009
Messages
16,527
Reaction score
3,746
HomieHogleg said:
I am extremely baked right now. I refused my afternoon pain meds today, as I am trying to get off the opiates. My home health nurse, went to get some dinner, and my neighbor came over to smoke. He rolled me three doobs, of some "grand daddy purp," and we burned one down, in my flowering room. The ventilation with carbon filter keeps the smell down. He helped me get back to bed, and went home. After he left, I was looking for my 2 remaining joints. I couldn't find them anywhere. I was kind of freaked, as I didn't want my home health nurse to find them. Well, she came back from dinner, and I was trying not to act too stoned. She started giggling, and said she felt like a fool. She said, "I have been going to blaze a bowl on my dinner breaks, because I didn't want you to know that I smoked." I ask her why she decided to come clean? She giggled, and pulled the 2 joints I had tucked behind my ears out, and said that "these might have something to do with it." We both had a good laugh. She now understands why I have been refusing the afternoon dose of dilaudid, that has been prescribed. I told her how I didn't want to deal with the withdrawals when the doctor reduced my dosage, and she agreed to help me ween myself off. I will take tonights dose, but we will try burning one in the morning, instead of my morning dose, and see how I handle the pain.

HomieHogleg
P.S. For those that don't know, I had a bad motorcycle wreck 6 weeks ago, spent a month in the hospital, and am now recovering at home.

Bro I didn't know....that sucks. I hope you are getting better. Glad to see you hve a cool nurse. I wiped out on a bike like 10 years ago.....was painful for a long time afterward. Get well bro.
 

Latest posts

Top