Island Of Misfits

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Fargin spot on, sez the guy borned in 1940...
1940? Didn't they still have black & white radio back then?
copulation was my favorite part

that and ice cream
I always went for the three P's; Pop, popcorn, and....uh......
As Walt would say, TINS, I was at a local watering hole when a bar room buddy of mine asked the hispanic bar maid when cinco de mio was. The look on both of our faces was classic.
 
everyone gets coffee and fudge!





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A father passing by his son's bedroom
Noticed the room unusually clean and saw an envelope propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, 'Dad'. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter, with trembling hands.
Dear, Dad. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and you.
I've been finding real passion with Stacy. She is so nice, but I knew you would not approve of her because of all her piercing's, tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much older than I am.
But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant. Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods, and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that mari*juana doesn't really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with the other people in the commune for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want.
In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so that Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday, I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your many grandchildren.
Love, your son, Josh
P.S . Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Jason's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school report that's on the kitchen table. Call when it is safe for me to come home
 
Attn: Mister Roster ,

like Columbo used to say , “ Just one more thing. “ ………it will just take a second.


any chance the seeds could be in capital letters and BIG SUR in lower case letters?…….



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Your going to owe Roster a reach-around. 😂😂😂
 

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