Joint Rolling Contest

Discussion in 'Coffee Table' started by bigfatpothead, Feb 29, 2008.

  1. May 11, 2008 #61

    The Effen Gee

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    ...Not impressed...

    It's all about the smoke too.
    Fatty's like that always hit too hard and run like ****.
     
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  2. May 13, 2008 #62

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    IMO its hard to go on asthetics alone for a J contest there are many determining things that need consideration for proper judgment, things like how it burns, was it an even burning good hitting joint or did it seem clogged in places and run. I dont think it should be about joint devices either it should be about hand rolling a single sheet to the absolute best of your abilitys. For fun (and a thing im going to tonight) i had the chance to roll a big J of my own for you all. :spit:

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  3. May 13, 2008 #63

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    I totally agree man. Many of my stoner mates can roll but i find theirs too tight in places and some people tend to not spread to green easily. Whereas i've been used to just rolling for me and my boyfriend so had lots of practice in making decent sized good burning (and hitting!) spliffs!

    I love rolling and learning new techniques. Once i was bored when my fella was at work so i spent a good few hours learning to roll this perfect little tulip! It was a good smoke but my god it hit hard!!
     
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  4. May 20, 2008 #64

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    Harvest Party / Operation: Green Gable Mission Briefing

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    p.s. my joints don't run. They can also be lethal by Professional Stoner Standards.
     
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  5. May 20, 2008 #65
    THE SMOKE OFF

    The Smoke Off
    by Shel Silverstein


    Now in the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael
    Lived a girl named Pearly Sweetcake - you probably knew her well
    She was stoned 15 of her 18 years, and her story was widely told
    That she could smoke 'em faster than anyone could roll
    Well, her legend finally reached New York, that Grove Street walk-up flat
    Where dwelt the Calistoga Kid, a beatnik from the past
    He'd been rollin' dope since time began, now he took a cultured toke
    And said "Jim, I can roll 'em faster than any CHICK can smoke"
    So a note gets sent to San Rafael for the championship of the world
    The Kid demands a smoke-off; "Well bring him on!" says Pearl
    "I'll grind his fingers off his hands! He'll roll until he drops!"
    Says Calistog, "I'll smoke that chick till she blows up and pops".
    So they rent out Yankee Stadium, and the word is quickly spread
    Come one, come all, who walk or crawl, tickets just two lids a head
    And from every town and hamlet, over land and sea they speed
    The world's greatest dopers, with the world's greatest weed.
    Hashishers from Morocco, hemp smokers from Peru
    And the Shashniks from Bagun (who smoke the deadly Pu-ga-ru)
    And those who call it "light of life"
    And those that call it "boo".
    See the dealers and their ladies, wearing turquoise lace and leather
    See the narcos and the closet smokers, puffing all together
    From the teenies who smoke legal, to the ones who've done some time
    To the old man who smoked "reefer", back before it was a crime.
    And the grand old House That Ruth Built is filled with the smokes and cries
    Of fifty thousand screaming heads, all stoned out of their minds
    And they play the national anthem, and the crowd lets out a roar
    As the spotlight hits the Kid and Pearl, ready for their smoking war.
    At a table piled up high with grass, as high as a mountain peak
    Just tops and buds of the rarest flowers, not one stem branch or seed
    I mean, Maui Wowie, Panama Red, Acapulco Gold
    Kif from East Afghanistan, and that rare Alaska Cold
    And there's sticks from Thailand, ganj from the island,
    And Bangkok's blooming best
    (and some of that wet imported ****
    That capsized off Key West).
    There's Oaxacan tops and Kenya bhang, and Riviera fleurs
    And that rare Manhattan Silver, that grows down in the New York sewers.
    And there's bubblin' ice cold lemonade, and sweet grapes by the bunches
    And there's Hershey bars and Oreos (in case anybody gets the munches)
    And the Calistoga Kid he smiles, And Pearly she just grins :)
    And the drums roll low, and the crowd yells "GO GO GO!!"
    And the world's first smoke-off begins.
    Well, the Kid he flicks his fingers once, and ZAP that first joint's rolled
    Pearl takes one toke with her famous lungs, and WHOOSH that roach is cold
    Then the Kid he rolls his super-bomb, that would paralyze a moose
    And Pearl takes one mighty hit, and ... that bomb's defused
    And then he rolls three in just ten seconds, and she smokes them up in nine
    And everybody sits back and says "Hey... this just might take some time"
    See the blur of flying fingers, see the red coal burning bright
    As the night turns into mornin', and the mornin' fades to night
    And the autumn turns to summer, and a whole **** YEAR is gone
    And the two still sit, on that roach-filled stage, smokin', and rollin' on
    With tremblin' hands he rolls his jays, with fingers blue and stiff
    She coughs and stares with bloodshot gaze, and puffs through blistered lips
    And as she reaches out her hand for another stick of gold
    The Kid, he gasps, "**** it, *****! There's nothin' left to roll!"
    "NOTHIN' LEFT TO ROLL!" screams Pearl. "IS THIS SOME TWISTED JOKE?"
    "I DIDN'T COME HERE TO **** AROUND, MAN, I COME HERE TO SMOKE!"
    And she reaches 'cross the table and grabs his bony sleeves
    And crumbles his body between her hands, like dried and brittle leaves
    Flicking out his teeth and bones like useless stems and seeds
    And then she rolls him in a Zig-zag, and lights him like a roach
    And the fastest man, with the fastest hands, goes up in a puff of smoke.
    In the laid-back California town of sunny San Rafael
    Lives a girl named Pearly Sweetcake - you probably know her well
    She been stoned 21 of her 24 years, and her story is still widely told
    How she still can smoke 'em faster than any dude can roll
    While, off in New York City, on a street that has no name
    There's the hands of the Calistoga Kid, in the Viper Hall of Fame
    And underneath his fingers, there's a little golden scroll
    That says

    "Beware of bein' the roller
    When there's nothin' left to roll".


    smoke in peace
    KingKahuuna


     
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  6. May 20, 2008 #66

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    :yeahthat: its even better to hear the song of it ;)
     
  7. Nov 18, 2008 #67

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    Yes, you are correct and I agree with you.
     
  8. Mar 4, 2009 #68

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    my T joint

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  9. Mar 5, 2009 #69

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    nice one casper thats a pretty even t joint :hubba:
     
  10. Mar 6, 2009 #70

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    mines in my display. ;)
     
  11. Mar 10, 2009 #71

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    I thought that was some kind of crack pipe:p
     
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  12. Mar 10, 2009 #72

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    Not the best pics, but you get the idea ... :)

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  13. Mar 12, 2009 #73

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    i don't roll joints as its a waste of good chronic, smoking a joint or blunt u only get 23% of the avable thc in the pot, thats a major waste. thats like thowing away 77% of a beer!!!!!!
     
  14. Mar 12, 2009 #74

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    But its so good to smoke a joint! :)
     
  15. Mar 12, 2009 #75

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    Yeah?

    ...and 98% of internet statistics are made up on the spot.
     
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  16. Mar 12, 2009 #76

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    If it's on the internet it must be true, my computer said so!
     
  17. Mar 12, 2009 #77

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    did not get that off the internet. its a oxford reasurch paper. they where trying to deturmen the best way to get the thc from the pot to the person. turns out a vape is the best way to go. getting u 96% of all the THC in the pot. a bong, came in 2ed with 76%. but rolling joints was the worest an the worest on your lungs. its your bodys i just saying.
     
  18. Mar 12, 2009 #78

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    My preferred method these days ... :)

    Altho do roll a spliff now here and there still.

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  19. Mar 17, 2009 #79

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    Nah, bruh never haha
     
  20. May 11, 2009 #80

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