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Yo Ho Ho N,

5 DEADLY WORDS USED BY WOMEN;

1. FINE - this is the word women use to end an argument when she knows that she is right, and you need to shut up.

2. NOTHING - means something, & you need to be worried.

3. Go AHEAD - this is a dare, not permission, do not do it.

4. WHATEVER - is a women's way of saying screw you.

5. THAT'S OK - she is thinking long and hard on how, and when you will pay for your mistake.


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exxxcusssee meeee!!!

that one don't mean she's trying to get around you in the movie theater. it means you better weave and bob like ali in 3 seconds cause something may soon fly your way...
 

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DO What? = She don't believe anything you just said. Time for a better story.
 

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oohhhh snap. bet you do alot of ducking flying objects os? lol.

if i say it out loud in a room full of women, it would prolly be criminal.;) i have a very vivid, healthy imagination. :hubba: ...(and would like to remain healthy)...

oh, heres one i get often,

''you did what''!!!? means she 'knows' already, but her tone says fine, thats ok, you just go ahead and do whatever then, i don't want to hear nothing...:rolleyes: you just got all five deadly words in one summed up sentence. lol...something is about to jump off!:eek: ...
 

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No I'm not mad= Dont go to sleep tonight or you might wake up missing parts:shocked:
 

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where were you til 3am? = go ahead and try to lie. she already knows...:eek:
 

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Are you going to wear THAT?= go change before she sets it afire with you in it.
 

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how's it taste? = right when you're mouth is full of rubber boot with dog doo on it, you still better be smiling, and shaking you're head in an affirmative manner.

not a question as much as a threat of what it will taste like cold!:eek: :holysheep:
 
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Hey, just forget it! That means u better never forget it, whatever it was??
 
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Irish said:
how's it taste? = right when you're mouth is full of rubber boot with dog doo on it, you still better be smiling, and shaking you're head in an affirmative manner.

not a question as much as a threat of what it will taste like cold!:eek: :holysheep:
LMAO, too funny.
 

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''dear, whats for dinner tonight''? she tells me its a new french dish, and your's truely is her personal test subject, and it is called musgo.

so after we sat down with a fresh bouquet of lilacs, and a candle, she dishes me up some soup in a bowl and i taste chicken broth, rubber boot with more poo.

she says, ''how's it taste''? more affirmative head shaking. and when i finish, i ask ''where did you learn to cook french dear''?

and she say's, ''no no, i asked did you want french bread, with your soup, that is everything from in the refridge that i call must-go!, as in everything in the fridge, must go!:eek: :holysheep: ...

so you see, the question of ''how's it taste'', goes much deeper, and sinister when you had to eat it twice...:eek: LOL...:p
 

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How could you guys forget "Does this make me look fat?"

This not-so-obvious setup question has a very deep and malicious agenda...

This is girl code for "I have cramps and am having a bad hair day, we should fight so I can just stay home..."
 

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NVthis we didn't forget that one we just know to forget we heard it. That way we stay out of the dog house.
 

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