daggumit, you think too small. I'm an accomplished baker, how about a 'magic' brownie bottom cheesecake? or maybe a hazelnut-canna torte?
thanks for the love guys, while were not slinking away with our tails between our legs, we're also not trying to draw any more attention to ourselves. including defecating on his stoop (but a good idea!)
i was thinking of digging up one of his prize rose bushes and relocating it into the woods that border the other side of our house. or maybe just moving it within his own garden, just to mess with his head. I'm not malicious even to those who wrong me and mine, I'm not gonna be nice but i won't be overtly nasty either.
beyond that we have a fixer-upper to worry about (including a reliable contractor, which i rate up there with vice cops) and our current house to sell, along with dealing with whatever penalties hubby incurs. we have our plate full for now. maybe in a year or two we'll come back and crap on his stoop, that'd throw him off
thanks for the love guys, while were not slinking away with our tails between our legs, we're also not trying to draw any more attention to ourselves. including defecating on his stoop (but a good idea!)
i was thinking of digging up one of his prize rose bushes and relocating it into the woods that border the other side of our house. or maybe just moving it within his own garden, just to mess with his head. I'm not malicious even to those who wrong me and mine, I'm not gonna be nice but i won't be overtly nasty either.
beyond that we have a fixer-upper to worry about (including a reliable contractor, which i rate up there with vice cops) and our current house to sell, along with dealing with whatever penalties hubby incurs. we have our plate full for now. maybe in a year or two we'll come back and crap on his stoop, that'd throw him off