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So I'm driving along, not speeding or doing anything stupid (there's bud in the car why would I speed) when suddenly I see flashing lights in my rear view mirror... I'm like what the **** I wasn't doing anything wrong. It was about 1am, and I had comtemplated smoke before I took the drive, then decided against it since it was a new car and I just started to learn how to drive it's manual transmission.

He told me he pulled me over because he saw my nose dive a few seconds ago (accidently shiften into 2nd gear from 3rd, meant to shift into 4th...argh) and then asked if I had anything to drink or anything to impair my driving. I say no, he shoots his flashlight in my car a little bit and then drives off telling me to learn how to drive a stick.

Long story short, I had my bud hidden in my car in a way that the only way the cop could have found it is if the dogs came, or else he take apart some of my car and sees it stashed in the body (yeah, I'm that paranoid about getting busted, always hide my weed in the body of the car. Like I have to unlatch some shit and unscrew some panels.) Anyways, anyone else been pulled over in their car with bud in it? First time for me, I was scared, and a little shaky. I usually am tho when I get pulled over, the cops make me nervous even when I'm not doing anything.

Although I hadn't been drinking, my friends in the back seat had, and they are underage ( about 19-20). We were on our way to the casino.

I dunno, smoking and driving always freaks me out. I hate driving high. And now I'm more paranoid then ever since I was pulled over the other day and I hadn't even been speeding or anything. I suspect being pulled over more, since I'm driving a more sportier two door car opposed to my old grandma-esque looking buick I used to drive.
 

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Oneday I'm driving to a friends house. I pass by this park and I see some people falgging me down.

I pull over and they come up to the van.
It was the younger brother of this girl I know and his 2 friends.
"Hey dude we're ditching school and there's a cop on the way will you drop us off at school?"
Schools a block away so I say sure, hop in.
Before I had a chance to do anything there's a sheriff standing next to my window he's like "Turn the vehicle off".
I do. He tells the kids to get out and tells them to walk back to school then goes into my van and starts tearing it up inside (it was the days of the super customized vans).
"What are you doing?" I ask.
"I'm looking for your dope" he says.
"Well since you're gonna find it anyway how about if I tell you where it is and you quit tearing my van apart?"
"Okay" he says so I take out the ashtray and stashed underneath it is a baggie with about 1/8 in it.
"AHA" he cries triumphantly and takes the pot.
Next thing I know I'm being placed under arrest. Seems as some hippy looking guy in a van had been seen selling pot to schoolkids (no, it wasn't me).
I get transported to jail, and the next day they found out that the guy seen selling pot was a tall hispanic guy with a totally different-looking van. So I'm released, with an apology.

Anyway, the reason I gave up the weed so easily is because I didn't want the to cop to find the thousand quaaludes I had under the rear seat.
 

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GanjaGuru said:
Anyway, the reason I gave up the weed so easily is because I didn't want the to cop to find the thousand quaaludes I had under the rear seat.
Hahahahahahaha. I don't blame ya dude. ;)
 

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What are Quaaludes? I was driven to my buddies house with two oz's, keep in mind we smoked a spliff of bud on the way over when a cop pulled me over because my licence plate was miss'n a screw and tilting a bit. I immediately told my cousin to hide the bud behinde the glove compartment flap very carefully. I rolled the window down and acted as normal as I could, he asked for my info and asked what I was doin and then released me! I was scared as ****!!!!!!!!!!! My right leg starts to shake all crazy wen I feel as if I'm gonna get busted or cops pull me over.
 

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Quaaludes i.e. 'ludes i.e. gorilla biscuits.

The were pills very popular during the 70's.
1 lude as a lot like drinking 3 beers. No hangover.
They weren't addictive but they were so damn good.
They were classified as a "hypnotic".


Anyway, the potential for abuse was so great they took them off the market.

P.S. ludes made chick SO HORNY. They didn't do anything for mens sexual prowess but they turned girls into animals.
 

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Where can i buy some?????lol well i got pulled over with a blunt in hand and i didnt know what to do but since i was in my best friends car well my best friends cousin was with me smoking and he swallowed the whole BLUNT of this nasty weed called "creepy" (that i will post about it in a few days) the last one and wen the cop looks inside the car and says"son you cant drive throu this street its going to be closed in a few minutes i cant let you go throu have a good night" i was like shit and you swallowed our last shit but at least im not in prison!!!!
 

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Well a few years back I had just gotten off work, a little after midnight. I had just had a friend meet me in the parking lot to drop me off an oz and I was in a hurry so instead of making the "walk around" to check lights and blinkers I said the **** with it and off I went. I made it about 3 blocks before a sherrif passed me. I looked in my rear view mirror and sure enough I saw him hit his brakes and flip a *****. I didn't even wait for him to hit his lights, I just pulled over. Anyhow I had a suspended license and no insurance. Being I was 8 months pregnant at the time this cop was thinking "oh shit". He comes back and says I can't let you drive away is there anyone who can come get you? I said no not at this hour. So he says ok I''ll give you a ride home. So not wanting to leave my oz in the car over noght on a bad road I stuffed it in my purse. He says "you have to ride in back and your purse has to go in the trunk" I'm freaking out and my hands are shaking by now! So I hand over my purse (my stinky purse) and hopped in the back seat. He drove me all the way home and even carried my groceries in for me. Ha ha! ;) I still don't know if he knew and just felt sorry for me but after that I got my license back AND insurence. Don't want to tempt fate
 

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GanjaGuru said:
Quaaludes i.e. 'ludes i.e. gorilla biscuits.

The were pills very popular during the 70's.
1 lude as a lot like drinking 3 beers. No hangover.
They weren't addictive but they were so damn good.
They were classified as a "hypnotic".


Anyway, the potential for abuse was so great they took them off the market.

P.S. ludes made chick SO HORNY. They didn't do anything for mens sexual prowess but they turned girls into animals.
Now "quaaluuds....there was a fun pill! ;)
 

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being pulled over is always a rush..I just play the airhead chick and they let me go...with a ticket .Can I search your car?..."feelin lucky punk?" I'd love to say that.
 

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lets see one night my cousin some some freinds and me where chillin in some neighboor hood we had 3 blunts going on in my cousins beemer windows are tinted in the back (limo tint) and next thing you know 2 cops are walking up and knock on the window and its all hot box in the car and the cops started to **** with our heads they pulled out their guns and pointed them straight at me and my cousin and said "put your hands up!" i was like oh shit so im ******* high out of my mind and theres 2 cops pointing guns at us next thing you know they were like nah we just ******* with you guys but everyone can smell what your doing as soon as we pulled in this neighboor hood it smelled like weed i so we were like dam and one of the cops is like huge and he was like alright so how we gonna do this i take three of them on and you take the scrony little one and his partner just started laughing and said you sure you can take 3 of them on? he was like yeah and they start to laugh and im still about to shit myself and the cops didnt take the blunts away we didnt put them out we just kept hitting them infront of them but i felt all weird hitting a blunt next to a cop they just said go smoke somewhere else and walked away but i was so ******* high having a cop pointing a gun straight at you will make you want to shit yourself hahaha scary shit i was paranoid as **** the rest of the night
 

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hahaha funny story fatal. i live in cali too. cops really dont give a shit about weed out here. when i was younger i used to get pulled over all the time and the worse i got was a ticket for possession and my weed taken and stepped into dust. now i have a prescription, so they just tell me to go home =D
 

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yeah it breaks me apart when they step on my herb and turn it into dust last time they told me to step on my herb but i couldnt i just couldnt it wasnt in me the weed was telling me "no dont step on me..smoke me smoke me!!!!!!!" so the the dam cop steps on it spits on it then steps on it again turning it into dust i was like noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ******* cop i hope he crashes for stepping on good quality herb hahahaha
 

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