Rodney Dangerfield that is.
-My girlfriend is really ugly. She's so ugly that when you look up the word "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her.
-And she's old. She's so old that when she went to school they didn't have History.
-And boy was she a bad cook. Her cooking was so bad the fly's got together and fixed the screen door.
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-My girlfriend is really ugly. She's so ugly that when you look up the word "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her.
-And she's old. She's so old that when she went to school they didn't have History.
-And boy was she a bad cook. Her cooking was so bad the fly's got together and fixed the screen door.
Feel free to add your own.
