Reverend Willis
Senior Crackhead
- Joined
- May 16, 2006
- Messages
- 234
- Reaction score
- 46
I was on a safari in Kenya when I ran a spear through the heart of Tony the Tiger. I snuck up behind the Quaker Oats guy and pumped him full of lead. He gurgled in his own blood until he died. Then I ran across Captain Crunch and Count Chocula (they're one of those interracial gay couples by the way) having lunch on the veranda at Applebee's. I opened up with a spray of machine gun fire and they were history. It's true, I'm a cereal killer.