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Reverend Willis

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I was on a safari in Kenya when I ran a spear through the heart of Tony the Tiger. I snuck up behind the Quaker Oats guy and pumped him full of lead. He gurgled in his own blood until he died. Then I ran across Captain Crunch and Count Chocula (they're one of those interracial gay couples by the way) having lunch on the veranda at Applebee's. I opened up with a spray of machine gun fire and they were history. It's true, I'm a cereal killer. :cool:
 
You've lived more in a day than I've lived my whole life.
 
Reverend Willis said:
I was on a safari in Kenya when I ran a spear through the heart of Tony the Tiger. I snuck up behind the Quaker Oats guy and pumped him full of lead. He gurgled in his own blood until he died. Then I ran across Captain Crunch and Count Chocula (they're one of those interracial gay couples by the way) having lunch on the veranda at Applebee's. I opened up with a spray of machine gun fire and they were history. It's true, I'm a cereal killer. :cool:
Rev you are just to damn funny man. :D
 
Better watch out rev. the Leprachaun from Lucky Charms was contracted to take a hit out on you for your murderous rampage against his fellow cereal maskots.He hired "the rabbit" and his bag of "trix" to help. :eek:
 

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