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RosterMan

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You can stay with Hippie. He will even loan you his tooth brush. Hippie, make sure you get his license plate # and his cell phone# when he isn't looking.... won't give it to me.swers
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I called the number you gave me many times at 2am and no one ever answers
And I do not own any cars
 

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OK. It is time to pass on the most delicious and dangerous drink on planet earth. It goes down like ice cream soda.

The Islamorada Colada

INGREDIENTS:


4 Oz Dark Rum -- A wine glass is used for historical re-enactments
4 Oz Pineapple Juice
10-15 Frozen Strawberries (half a carton)
1/2 Cup Confectioners Sugar
1 Banana (peeled, fer gosh sakes)
Juice Of Large Persian Lime (@2Tbsp)
Ice Quant. Suff.

DIRECTIONS:

Dump it all in a blender with enough ice. Jazz it until it is smooooth. Divvy it out, and start the next batch <-- No joke here... it really goes down quickly.

Four adults generally go through two frozen strawberry cartons on average.
That sugar would dump me in a few sips
 

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You don't own a car...I don't own a message machine.
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Hippie420

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I love black walnuts.
I leave 'em for the squirrels. I love pecans, but we've got none that I know of up here in Yankeeland.

The big tree I've got out front that I can never remember the name of? My little Pullet just informed me it's a Honey Locust.
I grew up with maples & pines, so not much else registers. Oops! I forgot sassafras. Used to smell them in the woods and let my nose take me right to 'em. Strip the bark off a small branch and chew it and it tastes just like root beer.
Got two huge apple trees and half a dozen crab apple trees, too. Sometimes the deer eat 'em, but most of the time it's squirrels.
 

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I leave 'em for the squirrels. I love pecans, but we've got none that I know of up here in Yankeeland.

The big tree I've got out front that I can never remember the name of? My little Pullet just informed me it's a Honey Locust.
I grew up with maples & pines, so not much else registers. Oops! I forgot sassafras. Used to smell them in the woods and let my nose take me right to 'em. Strip the bark off a small branch and chew it and it tastes just like root beer.
Got two huge apple trees and half a dozen crab apple trees, too. Sometimes the deer eat 'em, but most of the time it's squirrels.


not very many trees out here

mostly grass


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