The Original Old Farts Club

[RosterMan]

You can stay with Hippie. He will even loan you his tooth brush. Hippie, make sure you get his license plate # and his cell phone# when he isn't looking.... won't give it to me.swers

Liar
I called the number you gave me many times at 2am and no one ever answers
And I do not own any cars

 

[RosterMan]

I love black walnuts.

Just like yaz women

 

[pute]

Liar
I called the number you gave me many times at 2am and no one ever answers
And I do not own any cars

Why didn't you leave a message....oh, in cace nobody told you.......ya gotta wait for the beep.

 

[RosterMan]

OK. It is time to pass on the most delicious and dangerous drink on planet earth. It goes down like ice cream soda.

The Islamorada Colada

INGREDIENTS:

4 Oz Dark Rum -- A wine glass is used for historical re-enactments
4 Oz Pineapple Juice
10-15 Frozen Strawberries (half a carton)
1/2 Cup Confectioners Sugar
1 Banana (peeled, fer gosh sakes)
Juice Of Large Persian Lime (@2Tbsp)
Ice Quant. Suff.

DIRECTIONS:

Dump it all in a blender with enough ice. Jazz it until it is smooooth. Divvy it out, and start the next batch <-- No joke here... it really goes down quickly.

Four adults generally go through two frozen strawberry cartons on average.

That sugar would dump me in a few sips

 

[RosterMan]

Why didn't you leave a message....oh, in cace nobody told you.......ya gotta wait for the beep.

I never heard any beeps It just said message box was full

 

[pute]

Im just happy I got the stones I was born with .

You mean kidney stones?

 

[pute]

I never heard any beeps It just said message box was full

You don't own a car...I don't own a message machine.

 

[RosterMan]

You don't own a car...I don't own a message machine.

 

[pute]

Please remember if your new Avatar has any political overtones I'm going to delete it. Haha

 

[bigsur51]

Yup, DIY hashish and QWET, best part of growing. Calculating value @$150/oz., hash cost about 50 a gr to make. Not cost effective, but growing, it doesnt matter.

i think we are able to make qwet or bho under a dollar a gram , zero cost on the herbs does that

 

[bigsur51]

Please remember if your new Avatar has any political overtones I'm going to delete it. Haha

what about undertones , are they allowed?

where is Jackie?

 

[joeb631a]

I love black walnuts.

so do the squirrels my buddys parking lot is full of walnut feedings by the fat bastards
The hawk likes it too cause he likes squirrel too!

 

[joeb631a]

You mean kidney stones?

God Forbid

 

[pute]

what about undertones , are they allowed?

where is Jackie?

Apparently you're not the only one who doesn't know

 

[Hippie420]

I love black walnuts.

I leave 'em for the squirrels. I love pecans, but we've got none that I know of up here in Yankeeland.

The big tree I've got out front that I can never remember the name of? My little Pullet just informed me it's a Honey Locust.
I grew up with maples & pines, so not much else registers. Oops! I forgot sassafras. Used to smell them in the woods and let my nose take me right to 'em. Strip the bark off a small branch and chew it and it tastes just like root beer.
Got two huge apple trees and half a dozen crab apple trees, too. Sometimes the deer eat 'em, but most of the time it's squirrels.

 

[bigsur51]

Apparently you're not the only one who doesn't know

oh Mang , I know Jackie Blue…she has broken many hearts

 

[bigsur51]

I leave 'em for the squirrels. I love pecans, but we've got none that I know of up here in Yankeeland.

The big tree I've got out front that I can never remember the name of? My little Pullet just informed me it's a Honey Locust.
I grew up with maples & pines, so not much else registers. Oops! I forgot sassafras. Used to smell them in the woods and let my nose take me right to 'em. Strip the bark off a small branch and chew it and it tastes just like root beer.
Got two huge apple trees and half a dozen crab apple trees, too. Sometimes the deer eat 'em, but most of the time it's squirrels.

not very many trees out here

mostly grass

 

[Hippie420]

I'd go nuts without a tree line to head for when shit hit the fan. I know FLIR would spot most, but I've got this magic suit......

 

[joeb631a]

not very many trees out here

mostly grass


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I would be playing this song driving out to visit you bearing fresh canolis ,baklava and a fresh casata cake !

 

[joeb631a]

I think I am smoking too much pot ,I lost my shit over this...