The Original Old Farts Club
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Unca Walt
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What a wild day. Just got offa the phone with Boo. I'm still all teary-eyed. Poor, precious Ivan.
If anyone ever doubted what kind of a man Boo is... just consider what he is doing for his beautiful doggie. He and I consider ourselves brothers from different mothers.
I showed him a note I got from pute. Things have been fixed, and you pore bastages are stuck with the oldest fart again.
My 82 birthday !!! was two days ago. Jeez. To get an idea of just how fargin old Himself is: If you went BACK from my date of birth the same amount as I have gone forward, you would be in 1858. The Civil War has not even begun.
Custer will not have employee difficulties at Little Big Horn for another 18 fargin years. I am fargin OLD.
Herself got me a sooper new crossbow for my birthday. It is loaded by a pulley system with hooks and handles instead of just grabbing the string and pulling it back. No one could load this one thataway... cannot even budge the fargin string.
I tried it out, and immediately did a Robin Hood. <-- The first bolt got hit in the nock by my second shot. It is that accurate.
It is more than twice as powerful as the one I wore out and traded at the gun store for a box of .44 cal punkin balls (they really just wanted the buzzer strap):
Scooter flew in from Oregon, and Puck and my grandlings drove up 60 miles for Thanksgiving dinner. Everybody got to shoot the whizzer. We discovered a problem:
The new crossbow is so much more powerful, my old crossbow target is not really good enough to stop the bolts. Have to hammer them back with big block of wood to get them out far enough to get a good enough hold on them to pull them out.
So I ordered a coupla hunnert buck new target. Susposed to arrive next week.
If anyone ever doubted what kind of a man Boo is... just consider what he is doing for his beautiful doggie. He and I consider ourselves brothers from different mothers.
I showed him a note I got from pute. Things have been fixed, and you pore bastages are stuck with the oldest fart again.
My 82 birthday !!! was two days ago. Jeez. To get an idea of just how fargin old Himself is: If you went BACK from my date of birth the same amount as I have gone forward, you would be in 1858. The Civil War has not even begun.
Custer will not have employee difficulties at Little Big Horn for another 18 fargin years. I am fargin OLD.
Herself got me a sooper new crossbow for my birthday. It is loaded by a pulley system with hooks and handles instead of just grabbing the string and pulling it back. No one could load this one thataway... cannot even budge the fargin string.
I tried it out, and immediately did a Robin Hood. <-- The first bolt got hit in the nock by my second shot. It is that accurate.
It is more than twice as powerful as the one I wore out and traded at the gun store for a box of .44 cal punkin balls (they really just wanted the buzzer strap):
Scooter flew in from Oregon, and Puck and my grandlings drove up 60 miles for Thanksgiving dinner. Everybody got to shoot the whizzer. We discovered a problem:
The new crossbow is so much more powerful, my old crossbow target is not really good enough to stop the bolts. Have to hammer them back with big block of wood to get them out far enough to get a good enough hold on them to pull them out.
So I ordered a coupla hunnert buck new target. Susposed to arrive next week.
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Glad to see you back Unca Walt. I’ve missed keeping up with your stories. Sounds like you had a nice 82 birthday nice new crossbow too. Happy Birthday a little late from me and hope your Thanksgiving was the best ever and there is a few sweets leftover for your munch attack. 
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I started a Birthday thread in your honor Walt.
Yes Walt we all smoked a joint in your honer and sang Happy birthday together. It was the greatest party ever 
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Back from Thanksgiving dinner at my daughter's....feel like Mr Piggie. Will be eating leftovers for a week.....glad this only comes around once a year.
I scored a bag of weed at thanksgiving dinner from my friend that grows but loses interest enough to harvest. He doesn’t smoke and I’d bet money that he still has matured 10-20 foot tall plants already exposed to the first freeze he never harvested he will use to burn for his bee hives…
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Morning, time to get the day started.
Heck to the yeaaa.. Good morning ya Old Farts.
joeb631a
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That will keep your ears warm down there in south Florida
Good morning everyone
Gooode morning ya'll! Hugz all around.
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