This just resonates with me. 'Specially since I am as high as astronaut poossy, (having just now used weed matching the size of two aspirin stacked... and the Sooper Sneakydicker No Smoke Loss Procedure.
Where was I... Oh yeah. I read the published paper about how cannabis has been clinically found to help diabetic people to the point where the average diabetic on cannabis will live longer than the average non-diabetic. <--Don't that beat the bugs a-humpin'?
But wait -- they's moar: Alzheimer's in patients is reduced in effect, and also prevented by cannabis.
So whut resonates is the sonorous voice-over:
The spice... extends life.
The spice... expands consciousness.
Pretty much describes pot, donnit?