Dam it Get The Lead Out LOLMy ONLY tattoo may set a record here.
Barbara Gibney just randomly turned around in the desk in front of me in Mrs. Hennessey's 2nd Grade, and stabbed the back of my right hand with her pencil.
I never knew why she did that... I had done nothing at all to provoke it. She got a teacher finger-shaking, but that was all.
This was in early 1946. My tattoo, therefore, has been with me for 75 years. Anybody able to beat that?