The Original Old Farts Club

[Tattered Old Graywolf]

I have a tattoo of an $100 dollar bill on my penis....you figure out the rest.

Fresh new bill or old and wrinkled?

OK, it's time to tell on my stupid self. Monday, the beers hit a little harder than usual. I always drink the same amount, but get different effects on occasion. Anyhoo, I drink my fill and head out the door amid see ya's and good natured insults. Old Hen is in front of me on the way to the Jeep. She heads for her side, and I push the button to unlock it. My door doesn't open. Push the button again. Nada. Push it a couple of times; same results. I give up and use the key, only the key won't go into the lock. I look in the Jeep expecting to see the wife, but my eyes focus through both windows to another black Jeep with the wife sitting in it, laughing hysterically at her dumb assed husband trying to get into the bartender's black Jeep Gladiator instead of his Jeep JKU. Oops.

I opened the wrong locker at the gym that had the same combination as my lock. I replaced my lock.

 

[user 60570]

Fresh new bill or old and wrinkled?



I opened the wrong locker at the gym that had the same combination as my lock. I replaced my lock.

well I can watch my money grow and my gf can blow a $100 dollars and not even leave the house

 

[ROSTERMAN]

well I can watch my money grow and my gf can blow a $100 dollars and not even leave the house

But you have The Swede you are happy for her to blow all she wants money wise
in case Hippie or Hopper chime in
I would never disrespect The Swede She is Beautiful

 

[user 60570]

But you have The Swede you are happy for her to blow all she wants money wise
in case Hippie or Hopper chime in
I would never disrespect The Swede She is Beautiful

shes a keeper for sure

 

[ROSTERMAN]

shes a keeper for sure


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[giggy]

Morning old farts. Gotta do a half day and it is supposed to storm today as well.

 

[yooper420]

Good morning as we start the weedend. Happy days are here again, smoke 'em boys and girls.

 

[pute]

Morning OFC. Need to get my eyes open.

 

[user 60570]

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in her younger years , and she drove around in a damn GTO




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[user 60570]

Morning OFC. Need to get my eyes open.

wake up and go back to sleep

say , I know you invested in some gold and silver , have you bought any crypto currency’s yet?.......what the hell is the hold up , you got all that cash just laying around your place , when are you gonna put it to work?..

 

[pute]

wake up and go back to sleep

say , I know you invested in some gold and silver , have you bought any crypto currency’s yet?.......what the **** is the hold up , you got all that cash just laying around your place , when are you gonna put it to work?..

I have changed my investment strategy.....putting all my cash in Uncle Joe's presidency.....

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Uncas Leap Ct. aka Indians Leap

 

[Shiloh]

http://a.msn.com/08/en-us/AANvZUr?ocid=se

I only hope research and findings will be met by open minds that open a pathway to practical use.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Nope someone will figure out how to build a bigger bomb with that tech

 

[pute]

Nice cool day and I get to cut the grass without sweating my gonads off. Later.

 

[ROSTERMAN]

Nice cool day and I get to cut the grass without sweating my gonads off. Later.

Yep sure sucks when they hang so low

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[ROSTERMAN]

 

[Shiloh]

well I can watch my money grow and my gf can blow a $100 dollars and not even leave the house

I knew she had to be a great woman. She is showing restraint!

 

[user 60570]

I knew she had to be a great woman. She is showing restraint!

well she is on a budget ya know and we try to live below our means

is restraint the same as self discipline?