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Mutt

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Post yer favorite toast. (please keep it clean).

May this year be the worst you'll ever have , and the best year you've ever had
think about it ;)
 
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SmokinMom

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Cheers to the beers, rock-n-roll and no tears. :)

That's all my feeble mind can come up with right now. LOL.
 

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(Insert name here) my friend, here's to you and me, forever friends we shall be, but should we ever disagree, Screw you, here's to me!

Pretty clean but can be made dirty if needed!
 

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When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. Sooooo, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!
Nice one Biff. ;)
 
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"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." - Unknown
 

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damn i don't drink :(

but my friend and i used to do this....

"Cheers Big Ears" (me to her)
"Same goes big nose" (her to me)

yeah...pretty dumb...but we were 18 what do you expect :p
 

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Heres to the breezes that blow through the treezes
that lifts the girls skirts above the kneezes
that teases, pleases and spreads diseases
O what a _________ (bleep....)

PM me if you cant come up with the word!...:)
 

ROOR

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Biffdoggie said:
(Insert name here) my friend, here's to you and me, forever friends we shall be, but should we ever disagree, Screw you, here's to me!

Pretty clean but can be made dirty if needed!
My buddy says that all the time, but its def not the censored version...:eek:
 

Mutt

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:48:
Irish Toast said:
There are good ships,
and there are wood ships,
The ships that sail the sea.
But the best ships, are friendships,
And may they always be
 

Jerseydude

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As per Bud Abbott,

"May you live as long as you want and never want as long as you live."
 

Brouli

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just say :
"a F ... that and drink"
 

Elephant Man

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From Jaws:

"Here is to swimmin' with bo-legged women!"

And my signature...dunno who said it though...
 

Brouli

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dammmmm StinkBud try to say that when you are stone !!!!!!!!!
 

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Heres to my memory, for less or most,
for i cant remember even starting this post,
to all the things weed took away, my happyness is here to stay!

oh.. and my sig \/ .. it crosses my mind every time i toke up.. mental toast for me!
 

night501

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alright this one is a little obscene but here it goes.

To Honor
If you can get on her stay on her
Cant cum in her, cum on her
 

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