Thinking of pulling the trigger

[oldfogey8]

I am Sam.
Sam I am.
I do so like green bud, sir and ma’am.
I will smoke them in the house.
I will smoke them with a mouse.
In a boat.
With a goat.
I will smoke them here and there.
I will smoke them anywhere.

 

[Ganjier]

I love the puns,
mars hydro shining like the sun,
taco bell gives me the runs,
having hotdogs tonight, so don't forget the buns,
good luck with dem's getting my guns,
especially my smith and wesson,
nothing scared me more as a kid than a groups of nuns,
can't wait till the day I fire one up with my son,
cannabis makes me happy, so I am in it for the long run,
all this rhyming has become a lot of fun,
It's time for bed so I will hand it off to the next one.